[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: just me

Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.

With all due respect chewing gum helped me quit smoking cigarettes.

[Emily Brent]

Re: just me

Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.

Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: just me

While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?

Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: just me

my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day

Start by following the rules and tell us about yourself, how you found Jesus, what Church you go to.

[PeterCrackhead]

Re: just me

The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

Hallelujah!

Are you suggesting she is imitating Lott’s daughter?

[Isabella White]

Re: just me

Mr. Larry

I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.

I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.

- Emily B.

Dear Miss Brent: I do realize that this is none of my business, but as a senior, lady, might I remind you of these powerful, instructive words from within the blessed pages of the :

I Timothy 2:12 " But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

I might also remind you that our much-beloved Brother Larry has been a for many years, and he follows the teaching and leading of the , faithfully and without fault. If Brother Larry says that the has given him a message to deliver unto you, then, surely you can see that your complaint is with the for giving the message, and not with dear Brother Larry for delivering it.

I Timothy 6:11 "But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness."

I do so hope that will reconsider your harsh words to Brother Larry, before the sends Holy Wrath to you.

Romans 2:5 " But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God".

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also add, that you should consider yourself grateful if you have avoided receiving an Infraction Notice for the above-noted offense.

[Emily Brent]

Re: just me

Mr. Larry

I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.


I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.


- Emily B.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: just me

The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

Hallelujah!

[Emily Brent]

Re: just me

I am happy to speak to your father, I'm sure him and I will see eye to eye; you are being a vexatious girl at this moment, almost vain. Who needs to learn to appreciate generosity from another.

We must be strong Maxime, and virtuous. A bit of advice, should we make a personal acqauitence, a splash of au de cologne would do you good, I should not wish to have you announce your kitchen stench quite so emphatically.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: just me

Ma’am I know it’s probably sun down and you’re having one of your old devil’s moments but regardless why on Earth would any respectable teenage girl want to go gallivanting off with an elderly female stranger? I am reporting your post to my Pa Miss Brent. I may not be married yet but he is the authority figure in my life right now.

[Emily Brent]

Re: just me

Hello dear. I have plenty of money, and would be happy to escort you to Ham's Amusement, just the two of us.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: just me

Omg I’ve always wanted to visit the Ark Encounter but tickets are so expensive :cry:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hello

Did you intend your name to be "Queen of Beef"? You don't have to shorten your username, our forum software can handle that.

As an educated person, it is very hard for me to see the media and even my friends and family spreading lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons.

I'm sure you mean "dragons" (As Adam and Eve would have no need for mounted infantry, what with angels and their omni-directional swords present, and the only enemy being a snake that can't even crawl yet).

Now, what you need is a field trip to a creationist museum. There is likely one near you:



If your kids hate road trips, Ken Ham has some good books:



Boy, I bet eating lettuce and lemons would be a lot easier with razor sharp teeth and vicious claws. And to think the stupid scientists mistook those creatures for carnivores!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: just me

my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters

Isn't that what Chocobos say? I think the Japanese cultural invasion has brainwashed you so successfully that you don't even remember what they did to you.

i love spicy food and such

John 19:39-40 : The corpse of Christ was anointed with spices, are you into some sort of Christ-cannibalism thing, A.K.A. Catholicism?

This is the true reason Mexicans eat spicy food. Also:

In Proverbs 7:17-18 a harlot seduces her victim with spice-scented bedsheets. Full sordid story: Proverbs 7:6-27

[Emily Brent]

Re: just me

my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
i love spicy food and such


Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

have a good day

I see I am noticing too late as you seemed to have changed your name to the pneumatic utterance from within the female canal.


However, your original name sounds rather Injun. Are you an Injun? Have you changed your primitive name in efforts to assimilate? Might I suggest Queenie?