[Basilissa]

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Mr. Hucker, I believe that you should not pursue this new endeavor, as you seem to have no skill in this area. In fact, the squeaky voice I barely heard mumbling would be enough to cause violent angers in those not accustomed to the ramblings of lost souls, such as yourself. I recommend another career. Perhaps Walmart would be a good fit. You'd have a stylish vest and access to the store PA system. Fill out their application and I'm sure they will be impressed by your qualifications.

That is a very good advice, Brother Alvin, and I do hope this poor lad listens to it. Pastor Deacon Fred he is not.

There seem to be a lot of clicking sounds, like a cigarette lighter or something.

That is pretty much my take on the content of the video as well - I call out the title of the video as false advertisement. The title needs to be changed to "exploring weird sounds with upchucker".

To change the subject to videos which are Christian, pleasant, and educational, here is Betty Bowers:

[Isabella White]

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There seem to be a lot of clicking sounds, like a cigarette lighter or something.

Goodness gracious, dear Sister Mitza! I do believe that that clicking sound might be a sign that Mr. Hucker is using a lighter as a cry for help; meaning, that he is trying to find -- but missing -- the One, True Light, due to his feeble attempts to be saved by not carefully reading the . He needs our prayers, Dear -- more than ever!

John 8:12 "Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."

[Isabella White]

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Out of idle curiosity Ms. White, did you take that photo yourself? I imagine you're one of the few members here I could believe had been there to witness this event.

I don't personally think I'm in need of a crutch. I'm not Harvey Weinstein for one thing, and a boy Scout I'm afraid would inspire melancholy of my former stint as the head of youth at my church.

Oh, there you are, Mr. Hucker! I do apologize for not responding to your message earlier than this. Goodness; one wonders where the time goes. Just as I about to write my response to you, I realized that I had not yet completed my prayer list for the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social. One thing led to another and, now, here we are -- a few days later than I would have liked.

Anyway, to answer your question about the photograph: no, I did not take that photo. But, it is of a gentleman who was a neighbor of my sister, Agatha. (Mr. Bartholomew is now with his and .) He was visiting in England at the time the photograph was taken (during World War II; 1943, if I am remembering correctly), and a very kind, young was giving assistance to Mr. Bartholomew as he left the market.

Hello, I wanted to examine the suggestion to read the Bible more closely. I've started my own podcast to showcase this amazing journey and I invite you to follow along. Here's my introductory pod. Point of interest, I modulated my voice a bit until I feel more comfortable behind a mic, and I didn't get very far thanks to a bout of indigestion, but if this proves a successful endeavour, I'd be happy to plug further. Thank you. -Phil

Now, then, Mr. Hucker, I do thank you for your attempt at sharing what you have learned by studying the . However, I am afraid that if I were to be giving marks for whatever you've managed, barely, to mumble in that video clip, my red pencil would be forced to give you an "E" for effort -- and most likely a "H" for half-hearted effort. What on Earth were you going on about there, anyway? I must say, you do have quite a collection of ailments, what with coronavirus, boils on your behind, lightheadedness, stumbling, lack of coordination, inability to walk without becoming entangled by garden hoses, baldheadedness and, now, indigestion.

Do try again, Mr. Hucker. We do so care about your lost soul, and it is our desire at to see you washed and covered from head to toe in the blessed of the . Without such a glorious bath in precious , I am afraid that your eternity will not be one that brings you happiness. And, the only way to attain this eternal joy is to study, very carefully, the teachings within the (from cover to cover), and to listen to the teachings of our servants as they are nourished by the sermons of our beloved .

May bless you always.

[upchucker67]

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There seem to be a lot of clicking sounds, like a cigarette lighter or something.

It might had been Jesus Himself flicking the light switch over and over!

John 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

[MitzaLizalor]

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There seem to be a lot of clicking sounds, like a cigarette lighter or something.

[upchucker67]

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Luke 21:12
But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute [you], delivering [you] up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

You are beyond reasonable sermons. I'll still be Praying for you in the future, but any direct communication from me to you will probably and unfortunately be over the Great Gulf (Luke 16:26) and no, the one thing not allowed is to moisten your lips.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Tut.....finnnnnnnnne, Elmer. One of these days I take a sackcloth photo of myself for you to make you and Jesus happy.

[Elmer G. White]

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A hospital gown really, but then to wear an actual sackcloth might raise eyebrows, and might land me in jail. Jesus doesn't want that.

Luke 20:25 And he said unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto God the things which be God's.

Luke 21:12
But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute [you], delivering [you] up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

You are beyond reasonable sermons. I'll still be Praying for you in the future, but any direct communication from me to you will probably and unfortunately be over the Great Gulf (Luke 16:26) and no, the one thing not allowed is to moisten your lips.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[upchucker67]

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Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*sigh* I must have edited it - I have the original screenshot taken, but then you'd know I edited that, huh!

Prayer has always protected me from violent gang attacks or contagions or plagues.

I was going through a rebellious epoch in my life - a time when I thought I was too cool for Christ. I had something the jew boys I wanted, in this case, it was my pimpled rump whatever they could find in my back pocket. Live and learn.

"Resembling" sackcloth?

A hospital gown really, but then to wear an actual sackcloth might raise eyebrows, and might land me in jail. Jesus doesn't want that.


Luke 20:25 And he said unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar's, and unto God the things which be God's.

I am finding many resemblances to Christianity in your post. I also find them in (off-hand list of faiths) , none of which have anything tangible to do with Christianity.

That's the idea, good sir. Refinement through exposure to the KJV Holy Bible 1611, and Landover Baptist Church to correct my discrepant notions.

[upchucker67]

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I recommend another career.

This might sound a bit unusual, but I was interested in becoming a professional thermometer. I'm still testing the waters on that idea.

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello Elmer.

I lost my hair after a traumatic incident in my 20's; I was jumped and robbed by a gang of Jewish kids. I lost my my wallet, and my hair, apparently; first it turned white, and then it fell out. Before, I used to have long hair like Jesus. I miss it from time to time.

I believe I wore something resembling a sackcloth during my stay on the Princess Diamond's sick ward for COVID-19. I have some photos of it in my camera roll.

You went to a hospital? Why?

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

"Resembling" sackcloth? Do you think that Jesus is satisfied with surrogates? I am finding many resemblances to Christianity in your post. I also find them in Catholicism, Islam, Mormonism, the JW-cult and the Kingdom of Sweden, none of which have anything tangible to do with Christianity.

Prayer has always protected me from violent gang attacks or contagions or plagues.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Btw, you misspelt Christ, Elmer. Chrs-it! Sounds like a cuss, unlike simply, Christ.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[upchucker67]

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Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Btw, you misspelt Christ, Elmer. Chrs-it! Sounds like a cuss, unlike simply, Christ.

[upchucker67]

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Mr. Hucker, I believe that you should not pursue this new endeavor, as you seem to have no skill in this area. In fact, the squeaky voice I barely heard mumbling would be enough to cause violent angers in those not accustomed to the ramblings of lost souls, such as yourself. I recommend another career. Perhaps Walmart would be a good fit. You'd have a stylish vest and access to the store PA system. Fill out their application and I'm sure they will be impressed by your qualifications.

Hello sir, in the short time I uploaded my podcast, I had received one subscriber. That's one soul I've touched. With a bit of refinement, I think this could be a savvy way to outreach the Word to YouTubers.


Practice makes perfect. I didn't become a theonomist by giving up. I don't think Jesus would want me to stop.


Galatians 6:9 And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.




Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.




Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

[Alvin Moss]

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Here's my introductory pod.

Mr. Hucker, I believe that you should not pursue this new endeavor, as you seem to have no skill in this area. In fact, the squeaky voice I barely heard mumbling would be enough to cause violent angers in those not accustomed to the ramblings of lost souls, such as yourself. I recommend another career. Perhaps Walmart would be a good fit. You'd have a stylish vest and access to the store PA system. Fill out their application and I'm sure they will be impressed by your qualifications.

[upchucker67]

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Dear Person,

I have been wondering what caused your baldness?

Isaiah 22:12
And in that day did the Lord GOD of hosts call to weeping, and to mourning, and to baldness, and to girding with sackcloth:

Was there an incident that made you cut or lose your hair? As always, hair loss is a sign of great sorrow, often because of trespasses by the Humpty Dumpty himself.

Amos 8:10
And I will turn your feasts into mourning, and all your songs into lamentation; and I will bring up sackcloth upon all loins, and baldness upon every head; and I will make it as the mourning of an only son, and the end thereof as a bitter day.

What was your trespass and why not wear the sackcloth? Inquiring, True Christian™ minds need to know.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Hello Elmer.


I lost my hair after a traumatic incident in my 20's; I was jumped and robbed by a gang of Jewish kids. I lost my my wallet, and my hair, apparently; first it turned white, and then it fell out. Before, I used to have long hair like Jesus. I miss it from time to time.


I believe I wore something resembling a sackcloth during my stay on the Princess Diamond's sick ward for COVID-19. I have some photos of it in my camera roll.

[Elmer G. White]

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Dear Person,

I have been wondering what caused your baldness?

Isaiah 22:12
And in that day did the Lord GOD of hosts call to weeping, and to mourning, and to baldness, and to girding with sackcloth:

Was there an incident that made you cut or lose your hair? As always, hair loss is a sign of great sorrow, often because of trespasses by the Humpty Dumpty himself.

Amos 8:10
And I will turn your feasts into mourning, and all your songs into lamentation; and I will bring up sackcloth upon all loins, and baldness upon every head; and I will make it as the mourning of an only son, and the end thereof as a bitter day.

What was your trespass and why not wear the sackcloth? Inquiring, True Christian™ minds need to know.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer