[upchucker67]

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Perhaps you would like to write a brief essay about your personal need of salvation. I'm sure that our members here would be only too thrilled to read it.

II Timothy 2:15 "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."

I might just take you up on that offer, dear lady. It will take some deep scrutiny and several heart attacks crisis of faith, but it could just well be the most important thing to have manifested from my fingers.

[Isabella White]

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This is just an idle observation, but I can't help but notice I'm not fairing too kind with the womenfolk of this forum. Do you take issue with my appearance?

Oh, no, not at all, Mr. Hucker; no, no issue is taken there. Well, not as far as your real appearance is concerned, that is, although I will say that your latest photo is not the most welcoming and why you've chosen to use it is beyond me.

We are trying to help you, Dear. That's all. We're trying to help you to study the glorious , so that you will know what is required of you IF you want to avoid the fires of that await you. At your convenience here at , there are many fine forums that are chock-full of very valuable information, and all are provided by our outstanding Pastor and contributors. But, we cannot ensure that you will have a home in Heaven just because you're associating with us. You need to make a commitment to the , and to trust as your only and -- IF you want to avoid spending eternity in . And, it is noted that you have been showing great resistance to our efforts, as we can see by your growing number of medals and infractions. It is these things that are bothering you, and not the "womenfolk".

As for the womenfolk being harder to get along with than the menfolk, I might be biased, but I don't think that that is so. When you've stepped on the toes of some of our menfolk, then you will know -- most definitely -- what is meant by the term "pushback".

Now, then, why don't you open your and learn what Almighty has in store for you? Perhaps you would like to write a brief essay about your personal need of salvation. I'm sure that our members here would be only too thrilled to read it.

II Timothy 2:15 "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."

[upchucker67]

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Amen, Brother. This poor creature seems to be determined to prove Darwinism by devolving into some sort of a screeching blob. That is sad indeed, and I'm sure Jesus is warming up a very special place in Hell for this one.

This is just an idle observation, but I can't help but notice I'm not fairing too kind with the womenfolk of this forum. The men folk have kindly given me the reputable poke up at stages, but you ladies...well, how Kipling put it best. The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Do you take issue with my appearance? I think I will subtlety slink off to the Promise Enforcers for my own well-being.

[Basilissa]

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There is progression and there is regression. You seem to be regressing. This is often the result of Satan's influences. You may be under the control of the Devil. The evidence is strong- you caught a disease God sent to flay the wicked, you have been acting strangely, you have been frequently rebuked for your bizarre comments here on this friendly forum by diverse moderators and you look like some kind of fish-pig hybrid according to your latest photograph. Best get right with Jesus, friend.

Amen, Brother. This poor creature seems to be determined to prove Darwinism by devolving into some sort of a screeching blob. That is sad indeed, and I'm sure Jesus is warming up a very special place in Hell for this one.

[Alvin Moss]

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These are wise words to live by, Mr. Hutchins. God's telling me to be patient too.


I should like to add, while my last attempt complimenting a TCTM here did not yield happy results, I can't help but admire your bald head, in a non-homer way.

Just as well, I had a terrible nightmare last night - my username here got changed to Negro101, and a basketball hoop was installed on the side of my house. What could this mean???

There is progression and there is regression. You seem to be regressing. This is often the result of Satan's influences. You may be under the control of the Devil. The evidence is strong- you caught a disease God sent to flay the wicked, you have been acting strangely, you have been frequently rebuked for your bizarre comments here on this friendly forum by diverse moderators and you look like some kind of fish-pig hybrid according to your latest photograph. Best get right with Jesus, friend.

[upchucker67]

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What on God's green earth is my new photo? I haven't looked like that since I first got corona.

[upchucker67]

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God told me to be patient, He will get to me, all in good time. If God does not answer my prayers, it is my fault, not His. A man has to look deep within to find his faults and 'make right by Jesus'. Sometimes, God does not forgive as an example to others to not take things for granted. However, if a man is deserving, God will give unto him what he has coming.

These are wise words to live by, Mr. Hutchins. God's telling me to be patient too.


I should like to add, while my last attempt complimenting a TCTM here did not yield happy results, I can't help but admire your bald head, in a non-homer way.

Just as well, I had a terrible nightmare last night - my username here got changed to Negro101, and a basketball hoop was installed on the side of my house. What could this mean???

[James Hutchins]

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God told me to be patient, He will get to me, all in good time. If God does not answer my prayers, it is my fault, not His. A man has to look deep within to find his faults and 'make right by Jesus'. Sometimes, God does not forgive as an example to others to not take things for granted. However, if a man is deserving, God will give unto him what he has coming.

[upchucker67]

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How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

In fact, all of the stickied posts in the Introduction Forum is good for noobs to read, dear. That's why Jesus likes them there.

Thank you very much Mary. I like things sticky, and Jesus does too!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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May I ask for help from the good people of this church how I may step in this desired direction?

How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

In fact, all of the stickied posts in the Introduction Forum is good for noobs to read, dear. That's why Jesus likes them there.

[upchucker67]

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I also need to do it for the kids; I don't want my little ones getting roasted to a crisp and pulverized by Satan in unimaginable way because I inadvertently led them to Hellfire. Think of the children.

[upchucker67]

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I've been having a deep crisis of faith and I think I genuinely want to strengthen my personal relationship with Christ, prosper as economist of par excellance and find my path towards True ChristiandomTM, without inadvertently deepening myself as the butt-monkey around here. May I ask for help from the good people of this church how I may step in this desired direction?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Ezekiel 18:32 teaches us that converting to Christianity, which our church has a monopoly on, will permit one to live.

I am very thankful that this new convert should have life.

[Basilissa]

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it will be better as well as super secure and will surpass Windows.

Well, as I am not a fan of Windows and don't use Windows software, I won't be holding my breath waiting for the beta version.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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it will be better as well as super secure and will surpass Windows.

Have you considered the possibility of posting about this on a forum where people are actually interested? Assuming you can find one, that is. Just a suggestion, dear.