[Addonai]

Re: I am the New

The God mercy is hell.

The lake of fire is heaven.

God is just a burning bush. George Bush.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I am the New

I may be some sort of philistine here but all I could think of was very large birds

[handmaiden]

Re: I am the New

Thank you for sharing this image with us, Sister. It gives new meaning to the phrase, "Dear, Sweet Jesus!"

[Isabella White]

Re: I am the New

God does not exist and his mercy is the worst fate imaginable after death.

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead. Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Our dear Brother Hutchins is 100% correct, Miss Addonai. You don't want to be on the 6:00 pm news tonight because you've been run over by an ice cream truck; do you, Dear?



And, if you're going to be involved with any ice cream truck at all, kindly ensure that it is one that is blessed by the . You will be thanking us for this helpful advice one day; mark my words!

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am the New

God does not exist and his mercy is the worst fate imaginable after death.

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[MitzaLizalor]

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ftfy

eh up, it looks like we're entering oxymoron territory

[Addonai]

Re: I am the New

God does not exist and his mercy is the worst fate imaginable after death.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I am the New

I am the Terminally Uninteresting.

ftfy

[Johny Joe Hold]

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You are the tedious. . . A troll with little purpose or conviction. No one at Landover Baptist Church is challenged or threatened by you. Jesus is probably nodding off as you type away. No doubt, even Satan finds you boring, and he lives for trouble.

Wake me up when this troll is gone.

[handmaiden]

Re: I am the New

I am the Old.

You are the tedious. . . A troll with little purpose or conviction. No one at Landover Baptist Church is challenged or threatened by you. Jesus is probably nodding off as you type away. No doubt, even Satan finds you boring, and he lives for trouble.

[Addonai]

Re: I am the New

I am the Old.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I am the New

I noticed the passage was quoted without vowel pointing. That is correct of course, since adding vowels was a later tradition. However without the vowels (presumably added to render prophecies about Christ ambiguous) which word means what becomes rather Machiavellian since the vowels of one word were daubed onto a different word so that readers would know to say the different word, i.e. NOT the word that was written; this is not language. This is the opposite of language. Massoretes are a sublime example.

What they produced over a thousand years is arguably the first complete anthology of Hebrew scriptures. Dated to around the time of the Norman conquest, this is hardly a window into antiquity. At best it's a window into what medieval Jewry wanted their writings to say and the names for God, stated by God so that they would be used none of this G-d nonsense, how insulted must He be? "God" isn't His name anyway. Previously a Greek collation was produced for the Hellenistic world but individual scrolls existed, one here, one there and all of them (separately) probably in The Temple.

To what extent this new poster has similarly departed from reality remains to be seen. Thank you for your word of caution.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I am the New

Not so fast, buddy. "Addonai" means "God."

You have no business calling yourself God.

[Isabella White]

Re: I am the New

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

Ecclestasies 1;1 KJV

הבל ההבלים, אומר המטיף, הבל ההבלים; הכל הבל.

Thank you, dear Miss Addonai, for providing us with your favorite verse from the . I must say, it's not one that most would reference as being their favorite, but at least you have shown that you have opened the blessed Book.

I wonder if I might kindly ask that you not clutter up with whatever this gibberish is (הבל ההבלים, אומר המטיף, הבל ההבלים; הכל הבל). We do try to keep things as neat and tidy as possible here. Our glorification of Almighty is done in English -- and not whatever those ancient stick symbols are. This is not a Chinese restaurant. I do thank you for your cooperation, Dear.

[Addonai]

Re: I am the New

Dear, but might I kindly ask you to provide us with your favorite verse from the ?

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

Ecclestasies 1;1 KJV


הבל ההבלים, אומר המטיף, הבל ההבלים; הכל הבל.