I am Lulu

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Lulu

Lulu is the sort of name a man comes up with for a woman, which makes me kind of suspicious about Lulu. I took a walk on the "wild side" once (Chelmsford), after an airport mix-up - would not care to repeat it.

Ugh... you just reminded me of a terrible incident I had years ago. I was flying across country and the plane had to make several layovers (I go private now). At one of the stops, I went to the men's room to evacuate my bowels.

Sitting, minding my own business, the Song "God Has His Grip on Me" was going through my head. As I was bearing down and grunting, I was tapping my foot to the beat.
The next thing I knew, a man in the stall next to me slid his foot over and was nudging mine. So I asked him "What do you want, a helping hand?" as I was expecting that perhaps he was out of paper.
Well, suddenly the door to the stall burst open and there were FBI (You know they loiter in men's rooms all the time) with guns drawn!
The rest of the days events are a blurr and needless to say, I missed my connecting flight. Jesus did ensure my luggage made it to my desitnation safely.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I am Lulu

Lulu is the sort of name a man comes up with for a woman, which makes me kind of suspicious about Lulu. I took a walk on the "wild side" once (Chelmsford), after an airport mix-up - would not care to repeat it.

[WWJDnow]

Re: I am Lulu

Hello, Lulu. Welcome to God's favorite church™!

I'm glad to hear that you have such proud Confederate blood coursing through your veins. After Donald Trump and our own Pastor Ezekiel, I consider Nathan Bedford Forrest to be the greatest American ever.

Always remember that God is your protector:

He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment. Deuteronomy 10:18

Of course, the stranger part only applies to legal aliens, not to the Mexican rapists, murderers, drug dealers, wanton women (Mexican spitfires) and accordionists that daily flow through our borders without any shame. God hates them.

Are you trying to remarry? If not, are you over 60? As I'm sure you know, the Bible forbids having the community support widows under 60, so I'd just like to know where we stand.

Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man. Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry.... 1 Timothy 5:9-11

I am sure that you are known for your good works, but please don't forget your feet washing duties. At our church, the Widows of Landover hold a feet washing event every Thursday evening. My feet have never been so clean!

I'm glad to hear that you have raised four dutiful, Christian sons. It's a real pleasure when a woman who knows her place in the world visits our fora.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Lulu

Now now. Even a nigra is able to overcome being a child of Ham with lots of hard work and dedication to The KJV Bible. I can recall being born as such until I found the way. Working hard for Jesus for that Honorary White Christian title is nothing to bark at either. Many whites are either Cathlicks or homos. That said, I have done much research on the nigra and can confirm that “Lulu” is a nigra name. More suspiciously, this Lulu referred to her dear old grandfather as her “grandpappy”. Best to pull out the fried chicken as a cautious test and welcome for this one.

Hmmmm the only nigress names that come to mind are Aunt Jermima and 'Mammy'.
No, this Lulu girl I recall was blond with bad teeth. The buck she swooned about she called 'Sir' (can you imagine, calling a darkie 'Sir'?)
Anywho, you are right, everyone has a chance to turn their life around and be provided with the chance to be Saved(r), even when most will fail miserably.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I am Lulu

Hi Welcome to the forum. There have been some very unpleasant people masquerading as all sorts of religious gurus; it makes sense not to take them at their own word.

John 5:31 If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.

The point being made here is not that the person is lying but that more evidence is required. For example a bank robber at trial declares when asked did you rob this bank, “I most certainly did not,” even though it was likely enough for charges to be brought. Something extra is needed, an alibi for instance.

If the bank robber was on cctv being interviewed for an arson attack, say, at the time the bank was robbed – that would be more evidence that the declaration was true. Of course it's possible, just, that the arson was merely a cover for the bank robbery. Knowing that there'd be an interview, the miscreant could have prepared a tunnel earlier linking the interview room with the bank vault. And when left alone to reflect upon whatever unlikely story was being presented, DOWN the tunnel, ACROSS to the bank, DUMP the rubies into the tunnel, BACK up the tunnel to the interview room and POOF one perfect alibi.

Even by secular standards, a spiritual witness exists. There's something called The Spirit Of The Law, distinct from the letter of the law. Perhaps it's what the law was intended to achieve or what motivated the statute or even what may be gleaned from the body of precedent. Where an outcome contradicts The Spirit Of The Law, further legislation is required.

The outcomes of actions by persons claiming to be Christians may be assessed in the same way. There is a body of precedent: persons associated with righteousness in Christian sources.

Habakkuk 2:4 Hebrews 11:32-33

Praise Jesus!

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I am Lulu

Back when I was a young buck, I knew a girl named 'lulu', she had relations with a nigra. It was disgusting and an affront to the purity of Jesus.
So, hi.

Now now. Even a nigra is able to overcome being a child of Ham with lots of hard work and dedication to The KJV Bible. I can recall being born as such until I found the way. Working hard for Jesus for that Honorary White Christian title is nothing to bark at either. Many whites are either Cathlicks or homos. That said, I have done much research on the nigra and can confirm that “Lulu” is a nigra name. More suspiciously, this Lulu referred to her dear old grandfather as her “grandpappy”. Best to pull out the fried chicken as a cautious test and welcome for this one.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am Lulu

Back when I was a young buck, I knew a girl named 'lulu', she had relations with a nigra. It was disgusting and an affront to the purity of Jesus.
So, hi.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I am Lulu

Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums. You seem a bit confused. Were you under the impression the Christian Faith™ is encoded within one's genes? With all these new beliefs people have been inventing since Covid scared them from attending church, I can hardly keep up. In any case, you might be interested in knowing the Faith comes by hearing the Word of the LORD (Romans 10:17), and not through the bloodline like a Jew.

In any case, I'm most excited to meet a new homeschooling mother. What curriculum do you use? Do your children study at home or do you have a local group?

[snowwhitechristian]

Greetings fellow Christians,My name is Taffy 'Lulu' Forrest. I'm widowed and the mother of 4 Christian sons. I attend White Hill Baptist Church, Jefferson Davis, Pastor in Burwell, TN. My grandpappy nicknamed me snow white because my pure Christian skin is white as snow.
It is a pleasure to be among actual Christians. I can trace my pure Christian bloodline back to some true Christians of yesteryear, like Nathan Forrest my great great grandpappy and Robert E. Lee mu great great uncle.
It's a pleasure to be here.


LuLu