[Bobby-Joe]

Re: hello

My question to you is this: if a christian is harmed, should he turn the other cheek or should he fight back? I guess the Bible is a bit ambiguous on this matter; does the NT ("turn the other cheek...etc") trumps the OT ("eye for an eye...etc")?
..and thanks for the patience you show for the worthless sinner I am.

Both are true friend, a good Christian follows all of God's words, not the bits he likes. A Christian should fight against sinners, period end of discussion. If they do not seek God, God commands they be destroyed without mercy. Now if a good Christian is injured by another good Christian then the injured good Christian should turn the other check and not hate the offending good Christian. As for the offending good Christian should get ready to have his eye torn out of his screaming body. We practice this at Freehold and the number of eye patches in Sunday worship are a glad thing to God!

That is what Jesus would want.

[tommy]

Re: hello

Maybe you're reading the "Old Europe" media. Some "young" europeans are quite sympathetic towards americans.

http://www.wrensworld.com/ode2amer.htm

Well...if there is a country you shouldn't judge the entire Europe upon, it's definitely Romania. Frustrated poor people who had had one of the worst regimes in history and still find it incredible to be able to watch color TV and have a dial-up connection...

[Hvidlilje]

Re: hello

Foreigners are all homers, and evil.

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

I think Americans are okay. European media portray them as stupid, fat, monolinguistic, bible-thumping(which is absolutely positive, but shown in a negative way) idiots who are incredibly untalented for geography.

Maybe you're reading the "Old Europe" media. Some "young" europeans are quite sympathetic towards americans.

http://www.wrensworld.com/ode2amer.htm

[tommy]

Re: hello

I think europeans are okay

I think Americans are okay. European media portray them as stupid, fat, monolinguistic, bible-thumping(which is absolutely positive, but shown in a negative way) idiots who are incredibly untalented for geography.

[Rextopherious]

Re: hello

I think europeans are okay

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

Watch your tongue there.
I've shown you my merciful side, but if you insult Pastor Pistle again you're not going to see that side again.

Like God, I very little patience for wicked people. Better repent.
Now, do you have any other questions regarding the Bible or have you realised that what we preach is the infallible truth right out of God's Word?

Sorry, but the Pastor started it. He wrongfully accused me of being a retard! Just because i don't like school that doesn't mean i'm a funny walking, slow talking, mouth drooling retard! I see he's a highly respected member of this church but he can't just make unfounded accusations, can he?

My question to you is this: if a christian is harmed, should he turn the other cheek or should he fight back? I guess the Bible is a bit ambiguous on this matter; does the NT ("turn the other cheek...etc") trumps the OT ("eye for an eye...etc")?
..and thanks for the patience you show for the worthless sinner I am.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: hello

I do believe this person, whom we believed to be simply a vile sinner, may have a demon! The demon's words are highlighted in red, and the poor wretch's truthful words in blue.

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

Granted, his spelling is atrocious.

Fiat, there is such a thing as home schooling, where students can learn proper reading, writing, arithmetic (even those tricky multiplication tables), and Bible-quoting.

There are also True Christian schools.

However, before you can converse intelligently, we must rid you of your Demon of Retardedness. Kindly be home and sedated by 8 pm Central Time today; some nice gentlemen in white coats, acting on behalf of LBC, will arrive to pick you up in a large white van with a cushy, upholstered interior. They'll even give you a nice jacket to wear! You will be taken to the LBC Reprogramming Exorcism Center in Freehold.

You may wish to let your friends and family know that you will be away getting to know Jesus for a few weeks, so they don't worry.

If you should forget to self-sedate, don't worry. The gentlemen will bring a tranquilizer gun with them. (I do recommend self-sedation; the darts cause some nasty bruising.)

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: hello

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

Watch your tongue there.
I've shown you my merciful side, but if you insult Pastor Pistle again you're not going to see that side again.

Like God, I very little patience for wicked people. Better repent.
Now, do you have any other questions regarding the Bible or have you realised that what we preach is the infallible truth right out of God's Word?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

Listen retard, just because you ride the short bus to school every day, that's no reason to throw a tantrum. Insulting our beloved Pastor Pistle just earned you a shiny new batch of infraction points. Better apologize. And wipe that drool off your chin, God hates that.

[fiat lux]

Re: hello

GOD hates retards.

Who the f**k you think you are to call me retard?
I'll punch your big jewish nose and i'll smash your glasses cause you must be either a money-worshiping jew or a four-eyed homo nerd or both. Only them could make such a big fuss about their education.
I went to school only because I liked to beat up those pathetic sissies. They were sooo pride they can do multiplications and subtractions and can write and spell correctly...but they were squealing like piglets when I kicked their homo asses.

Education is for Satan worshipers. The God fearing folks only need to read their Bibles. Do you think Presidet Bush became president because he won some spelling contest in school? or that he knows what an abscissa is? or where the capital of Badjikistan is? No, and he don't need to know that crap to do God's work.

School is an indoctrination camp run by satanists trying to steal True Christian children away from God. The less time you spend learning their crap, the better.

Praise Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: hello

Maybe you're just going senile?
A sinful life can do that to a person.

I see.
And I suppose this:

Last edited by SalvationSeeker : Yesterday at 09:47 PM. Reason: minor clarification.

Means nothing, then?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: hello

But the fact that I want 13 children has nothing to do with the fact that you believe that having kids is my role in life. I want that number of children because my lord Satan demands I have enough for a coven, with one to spare in case another gets burned at the stake.

That's what I thought.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: hello

And you call that easy? My math teacher tried for 2 years to teach me times table and finally she gave up at 3 times.

Um, 3 times what?

3 times 2348967? 3 times 4?

Just trying to determine the degree to which you are retarded.

[Hvidlilje]

Re: hello

Why my father, my brother and any other man who need my bidding.