Hello

[Nurse Clampett]

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Of course I have blemishes..I was born into this world..as for children, I have a daughter who I had to punish on a very regualr basis...she is an evil little thing...I often swat her for her shortcomings...not feeding the chickens as it is her job, not cleaning the house, not doing other required things I have decided for her to do...no she is a rebelious child and I am working to tame her...the leather from my belt is worn from the whippings I have had to give this child..when a female turns eighteen what can you do but make her undrstand that she has to remain pure so she will have value to a fine outstanding young male...she needs to be married off to a man who will be willing to control her and make her submisive....

You wouldn't happen to have an infamous French ancestor, would you Mr. DeSade?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I would be more than glad to donate a few chickens to the Church..and of course I tithe, what kind of man to you take me to be? I supoort the Church in everyway possible...

We don't take chickens, as they have plenty of those at KFC. Cash in U.S. Dollars or gold bullion is what Jesus requires to run His great ministry.

Click on the shiny "Donate" button at the bottom of this page now, before it's too late.

[desade]

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I would be more than glad to donate a few chickens to the Church..and of course I tithe, what kind of man to you take me to be? I supoort the Church in everyway possible...

[Brother Terrence]

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More importantly John, can I get some chicken? Do you tithe?

[William A]

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Of course I have blemishes..I was born into this world..as for children, I have a daughter who I had to punish on a very regualr basis...she is an evil little thing...I often swat her for her shortcomings...not feeding the chickens as it is her job, not cleaning the house, not doing other required things I have decided for her to do...no she is a rebelious child and I am working to tame her...the leather from my belt is worn from the whippings I have had to give this child..when a female turns eighteen what can you do but make her undrstand that she has to remain pure so she will have value to a fine outstanding young male...she needs to be married off to a man who will be willing to control her and make her submisive....

You seem to be think being human is an excuse for your sin. Always consult GOD's word:

Matthew 5:48 (King James Version)

"Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

You may also want to become familiar with the Godly way to spank your child located here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/spanking.html

[desade]

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Of course I have blemishes..I was born into this world..as for children, I have a daughter who I had to punish on a very regualr basis...she is an evil little thing...I often swat her for her shortcomings...not feeding the chickens as it is her job, not cleaning the house, not doing other required things I have decided for her to do...no she is a rebelious child and I am working to tame her...the leather from my belt is worn from the whippings I have had to give this child..when a female turns eighteen what can you do but make her undrstand that she has to remain pure so she will have value to a fine outstanding young male...she needs to be married off to a man who will be willing to control her and make her submisive....

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So many great bible verses...

Proverbs 4:1 - Wisdom is supreme; therefore get wisdom. Though it cost all you have, get understanding.

Hmmm, indeed, but with caution, Jer:9:23: Thus saith the LORD, Let not the wise man glory in his wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let not the rich man glory in his riches:

Psalms 34:4,5 - I sought the Lord, and he answered me; he delivered me from all my fears.
Those who look to him are radiant; their faces are never covered in shame.

I was a member at the River Road Baptist Church but it was burned to the ground by some vandals...

Pity about the church. So, you've no children and you have blemishes. Was the late wife barren?

[desade]

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So many great bible verses...

Proverbs 4:1 - Wisdom is supreme; therefore get wisdom. Though it cost all you have, get understanding.

Psalms 34:4,5 - I sought the Lord, and he answered me; he delivered me from all my fears.
Those who look to him are radiant; their faces are never covered in shame.

I was a member at the River Road Baptist Church but it was burned to the ground by some vandals...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Welcome to Landover Mr Desade, tell us (apart from anything from John) what is your favorite bible verse and what church do you attend? How many children do you have and do you have any unsightly blemishes?

[desade]

I just found this forum today and was very excited because it was about time I found some like minded folks who understand the way things are supposed to be. Let me tell you a little about myself, my name is John Desade and I raise chickens and turkeys on my farm. My wife passed away about three years ago and I am looking for a new one to take her place. But enough for now, I am looking forward to reading this forum and finding an even better understanding of God. Amen.