[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Perhaps the OP will be able to attend the mini-seminar that we are discussing in THIS thread. I am sure we can jerk the "gay" right out of him.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Do you think this homer is willing to go through the purification process?

No, but if a True Christian™ were willing to break his will show him the reality of Christ, I'm sure he would repent.

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

No, brother! It is possible for someone to be ex-gay!

Do you think this homer is willing to go through the purification process?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I have a bad feeling about this guy. Once a homer, always a homer.

No, brother! It is possible for someone to be ex-gay!

[Joe Rolandowsky]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I have a bad feeling about this guy. Once a homer, always a homer.

[Mechanix]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.

I've never agreed with something so much in my life! You ever tried to work on one of those peices of junk? Who in thier right mind thinks its a wise decision to put the spark plug ports under the exahust headers?? And what's with all the plastic crap covering the entire engine bay??

but anyway, I digress.... continue your forum uninterupted (untill the next time I feel the need to spout off about something completely unrelated)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Are those tattoos I see on your arms or is it that you don't wash above the wrist? The Lord's none too keen on tattoos...

[J.Shaddix]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Ah, so I was spot-on with my psychoanalysis of you!

Now that you have come out of the closet, and revealed your true self, I must warn you of the dire consequences of following the homosexual lifestyle. I, for one, am a former victim of the sodomite vice!

In the late 1960s and early 1970's I had sex with thousands of men, most of them anonymously. I started getting a rep around the interstates and truckstops of the Western US as the "Sippie Hippie" because of my addiction to bathroom glory holes and swallowing. Needless to say, that lifestyle, or should I say Deathstyle wrought upon me various STDs...Herpes, anal warts, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

I knew I hit rock-bottom when I was riding with another hobo in a train car and he had this perverted leering look and he says: "Hey, you want this can of pork 'n beans? You get over here and suck my dick!" I was starving and hadn't eaten for two days, so I was willing. I went down and just before he ejaculated he adds: "If you want to use my can opener, you gotta swallow". So I did. All for a can of pork 'n beans. It doesn't get any worse than that.

Fortunately, it all changed when I met SPACESHIP JESUS in 1974 and since that day I've only delved exclusively with females. GAY NO MORE SINCE NINETEEN SEVENTY FOUR!

That's horrifying!
I'm amazed you were able to leave before it was too late. Praise Jesus!


Although, I'm confused about this "Spaceship Jesus" you keep referring to...

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I did have some impure thoughts about other men when I was in high school. But I've managed to suppress those urges as much as I possibly can through prayer. (Not easy when you attend public school)
I do catch myself looking at other men occasionally, but when I do I always pray silently to myself until the urge passes.

Ah, so I was spot-on with my psychoanalysis of you!

Now that you have come out of the closet, and revealed your true self, I must warn you of the dire consequences of following the homosexual lifestyle. I, for one, am a former victim of the sodomite vice!

In the late 1960s and early 1970's I had sex with thousands of men, most of them anonymously. I started getting a rep around the interstates and truckstops of the Western US as the "Sippie Hippie" because of my addiction to bathroom glory holes and swallowing. Needless to say, that lifestyle, or should I say Deathstyle wrought upon me various STDs...Herpes, anal warts, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

I knew I hit rock-bottom when I was riding with another hobo in a train car and he had this perverted leering look and he says: "Hey, you want this can of pork 'n beans? You get over here and suck my dick!" I was starving and hadn't eaten for two days, so I was willing. I went down and just before he ejaculated he adds: "If you want to use my can opener, you gotta swallow". So I did. All for a can of pork 'n beans. It doesn't get any worse than that.

Fortunately, it all changed when I met SPACESHIP JESUS in 1974 and since that day I've only delved exclusively with females. GAY NO MORE SINCE NINETEEN SEVENTY FOUR!

[J.Shaddix]

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A rainbow wave of cartoon queers to cheer you on for that insight, Brother Nobar!

Mr. Shaddix does seem sincere, however I do suspect him of harboring closeted homosexual desires and unconsciously projecting gay innuendo into his speech to alleviate the pressures his superego imposes upon his psyche!

I did have some impure thoughts about other men when I was in high school. But I've managed to suppress those urges as much as I possibly can through prayer. (Not easy when you attend public school)
I do catch myself looking at other men occasionally, but when I do I always pray silently to myself until the urge passes.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Thanks, I think? When I stare at those little guys too long they start to look like skittles.

You're right. That CAN'T be a coincidence.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I can dress a little odd, but that's not me in the avatar. That's one of my friends. I don't like any of my own pictures.

I came across this website through google. I was just typing in random words and phrases and then I saw this site. It looked interesting so I decided to join the forums.

So you associate with goths? My friend please read 2 Corinthians 6:14 and get back in touch with us.

[Nobar King]

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Thanks, I think? When I stare at those little guys too long they start to look like skittles.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

I haven't heard of anything so gay since Dodge released the Caliber.

A rainbow wave of cartoon queers to cheer you on for that insight, Brother Nobar!

Mr. Shaddix does seem sincere, however I do suspect him of harboring closeted homosexual desires and unconsciously projecting gay innuendo into his speech to alleviate the pressures his superego imposes upon his psyche!

[Shinigami]

Re: I guess this is where I start...

Since I'm not up to a full scale interrogation tonight I'll be nice for once. It's a good sign that you made a intro thread OP. It means you came here to talk to us about how much you love Jesus and not be an atheist troll. I have been let down by promising folk before, so I won't this time. Don't do anything that might get you banned and read the Bible. You should know what it has to say and be humble when someone corrects you. It's not easy to be humble and to listen, but I know you can do it. Take care and don't act like a goth or something since thats not right to do. I will be praying for your future on this forum and stuff. Once again, be respectfull and don't do anything stupid. Now that that's over with...what kind of cars/guns you have in the house? Do you have a wife? Kids? Talk to me about anything not related to goths or homers!