[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

I see by your picture you seem to have several afflictions. (God does have a sense of humor doesn't He?) Perhaps you have been punished for your evil. LOB will put you to the test. So, only time will tell if you are truly saved.

Ain't dat the truth Miz CL? The boy sure is ugly. I'm sure we can pray da ugliness away iffen he truly want to be saved

[TC Patriot]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

You are the one looking like a fool. This is a parable. And the "wedding garment" is a metaphor for being saved by Christ. So, Myron is indeed right in using the quote. Because the man was not Saved© (and a homosexual would apply to this), he would be sent to Hell.

Myron did not take this quote out of context. You did.

Rev. Jim, once again you show that the LBC ministers are the most erudite authorities on God and His Word.

Dear Baptists for the Win, I am merely a student of the Bible compared to the LBC pastors but I could beat you on scripture with one brain tied behind my back and I'm just a pup. If you can't hang with the big dogs get out of the yard.

The LBC Pastors are the Biblical experts that Biblical experts come to. If you want to engage is some sort of scriptural debate with these guys expect to get spanked.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Only sinners would have impure thoughts about something like a name. Read the bible, live the bible Osborne.

Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into Hell, where the fire never goes out."

1 Corinthians 10:13 says: “When you are tempted (God) will provide a way out so that you can stand”.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about heading over to the introduction forum and telling us about yourself. What church do you go to? What are your favorite Bible verses? That sort of information would be appreciated.

Thanks!
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Only sinners would have impure thoughts about something like a name. Read the bible, live the bible Osborne.

Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into Hell, where the fire never goes out."

1 Corinthians 10:13 says: “When you are tempted (God) will provide a way out so that you can stand”.

Listen "Reverend", I don't know what Church you preach at but it surely ain't a Godly True Christian(tm) church. Why are you not quoting from the 1611 KJV? What kind of Hippie bible are you quoting? Better not be that "Message" trash.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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You have posted twice and already you are rebuking a True Christian™ Reverend?

Such Pride sir, you are headed for a fall!

[Cletus Frunk]

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I second that idea. Everytime I look at the guy's SN I get these disgusting thoughts intruding in my head.

Only sinners would have impure thoughts about something like a name. Read the bible, live the bible Osborne.

Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into Hell, where the fire never goes out."

1 Corinthians 10:13 says: “When you are tempted (God) will provide a way out so that you can stand”.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Would you like our Pastors to change your name to something a little less greasy-sounding? How about Clyde? That's a nice name!

I second that idea. Everytime I look at the guy's SN I get these disgusting thoughts intruding in my head.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

Well, Glyde, it's actually very simple...

1. Read the 1611 KJV Bible everyday.
2. Listen and do what the KJV says. ALL OF IT. Even if it makes you feel a little weird or unsure, put your faith in God that He knows what is best.
3. Be honest in your intent to become a True Christian(tm)
4. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior
5. Witness to others by showing them the errors of their ways with Scripture

We are True Christians(tm) because we follow the Bible 100%. Are you willing to do so as well? The alternative is an eternity in a lake of fire, you know.

[JennyD]

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Thanks, Hutch. I take back what I said earlier. I snapped at you and I should not have.

Thanks Pastor Zeke. I think "Baptist" was trying to defend me in some way, but it was starting to annoy even me.

How can I become a True Christian?

Welcome, Glyde! I'm so glad you've decided to stop hating God, and love Him instead, so He won't have to torture you in Hell for ever and ever!

True Christians(tm) read and follow the entire Holy KJV Bible. You see, it's God's Inerrant Word. That means it has no errors; how can it, as it's God's Word, and God is perfect?

Do you have a copy of the Bible? It's available online at www.bible.com or www.biblegateway.com if you don't, though having a hard copy at home . . . oh, dear, I'm sorry, I mean a copy made of paper, I didn't mean to stir up any unpleasant thoughts about hard things . . .

Having a paper copy at home will be very useful for both reading large portions at a time, and rebuking. A hardcover edition can also be used to beat sinners about the head in an attempt to drive Satan from them!

Would you like our Pastors to change your name to something a little less greasy-sounding? How about Clyde? That's a nice name!

[James Hutchins]

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Thanks, Hutch. I take back what I said earlier. I snapped at you and I should not have.

Thanks Pastor Zeke. I think "Baptist" was trying to defend me in some way, but it was starting to annoy even me.

How can I become a True Christian?

Read, read, read the KJV1611 Bible.
Love God
Read, read, read the KJV1611 Bible.
Repent all sins
Read, read, read the KJV1611 Bible.
Live a Godly life
Read, read, read the KJV1611 Bible.
Tithe the Church

[glyde69]

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Thanks, Hutch. I take back what I said earlier. I snapped at you and I should not have.

Thanks Pastor Zeke. I think "Baptist" was trying to defend me in some way, but it was starting to annoy even me.

How can I become a True Christian?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I agree with you on the tough love.

Now I pose a question to you...

If this exact same thing happened to you or any member in this congregation would they automatically be dammed?

Jesus protects us.

Now I have a question for you...

Why do you think it's acceptable for you to flit around various threads and derail them? This thread is "Glyde69's" introductory thread.

[James Hutchins]

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What does reputation received mean?

Here you go Slick. Read this.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

What does reputation received mean?

Maybe you should ask the man that sodomized you.

[glyde69]

Re: I am new here. Hear me out!

What does reputation received mean?