[MidwestCatLady]

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I think the two of them are here trying to sway us to not ban the Special Olympics. Notice superglyde has not posted his picture but made the disgusting CHOICE to force us to gaze at his retarded brother. I bet he is hiding something even more sinister. (Perhaps a cleft palate.)

This is not appreciated at LOB!

[Baptists For The Win]

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You and your retard brother are going to Hell.You for being a homosexual and your brother for being retarded.....Matthew 22:13, ...Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Sorry to break it to you, but you can not just pull out a simple verse and call it a day.

The guy was cast out because he did not have a grament on in a wedding.

It said nothing about him being homosexual.

10So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.

11And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:

12And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless

13Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

14For many are called, but few are chosen.

I anxiously await your reply.

[Myron Pollard]

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You and your retard brother are going to Hell.You for being a homosexual and your brother for being retarded.....Matthew 22:13, ...Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

[glyde69]

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James Hutchins, I'm sorry you believe that about me, but I have to admit, you have certain facial features that seem to coincide with some features my brother has.

Admit it friend, some of your chromosomes were fried up in your mother's womb. Your head is shaped like an oblong watermelon. Are you a waterhead trying to walk among the righteous?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Sometimes they come here and flaunt their chosen depravities, others come here thinking those same depravities will buy them an indulgence !!

Depravities are depravities !!

If someone is comporting themselves in such a way so as to lure a sodomite to commit an abomination, then they are BOTH damned !!!



I would not be surprised if we have already heard from glyde69's 'boyfriend', we certainly get too much of that sort of thing here !!

[James Hutchins]

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Let's cut to the chase. This Glyde person is a Homer. Self admitted. We all know being a Homer is a personal choice and it is wrong. Where I live, it is dead wrong. The fact this guy is gayer than Richard Simmons explains his younger brothers suffering and why this slippery flamer has to take care of him.

Word of advice to younger brother - watch the soap.

[TC Patriot]

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Let's assume for a moment this testimony is true. Consider these Words of God.

Rom,9:29-39 "For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate.... Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified."

Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation."

I think this sinner is up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Clearly God sent this man to rape her. God often has neighbors rape wives and daughters.

There is another possibility. This sinner may have gotten the accused drunk much like Lot's daughters did with him and took advantage of him. Like 99% of women who get raped she was asking for it.

33 That night, they got their father drunk with wine, and the older girl went and slept with her father. He was not aware that she had lain down or gotten up.
34 The next day, the older girl said to the younger, 'Last night it was I who slept with my father. Tonight, let's get him drunk with wine again. You go sleep with him, and we will survive through children from our father.'
35 That night, they again made their father drunk with wine. The younger girl got up and she slept with him. He was not aware that she had lain down or gotten up.
36 Lot's two daughters became pregnant from their father.

She sounds like a tramp that got exactly what she deserved. One more harlot on the hell train.

I think she thinks we can pray her into heaven.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Mary is just saying what we are all thinking: You asked for it! You probably flirted with that Godless sodomite. You probably led him on, and I would not be surprised at all to learn that the "I was drugged" part of your story is a complete fabrication.

I'm not saying you were a queer then, maybe you were just "curious" as thay say. But since you have taken another man inside your body, you are a card-carrying sodomite as we speak.

You need to repent, ask God for forgiveness, tithe to Landover weekly, and show us that you are righteous on this forum. That is the only way you will avoid the pits of Hell my friend!

[glyde69]

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Mary, I was 15 years old at the time and I went over to watch the Yankees on his fancy television. He drugged my drink and left me in the woods.

I'm not sure what you're getting at.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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Young man, is this story completely true? You were the one that allowed yourself to become "buddy-buddy" with that person. You went willingly to his home. What were you wearing that night? Are you SURE you are not to share any blame in what happened?

Just asking so I can understand.

[MidwestCatLady]

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Well, Professor, I doubt "cat" is much of a tasty meat. They are kind of fatty and have lots of bones. I guess though you may have acquired that greasy taste in your travels to visit those Godless slant countries. My old business partner, a taxidermist and hunter, used to tell me tales about his big cat kills. He and his buddies would hunt the critters in the barnyard and blow their sorry butts away. Then he met me. I can assure you he no longer hunts cats . . . But, hey enough about me, I hear tards really scream like crazy when you cook 'em.

Glyde: I am glad that is a picture of your brother and not you. What did your parents do to deserve such punishment?

[glyde69]

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Reverend Jim, I am sorry you do not believe what I say. I can understand that as I had some truly DARK days in my past. God bless and may one day we can be friends.

Professor, how can I be "saved." What is different from your church and the Baptist church I go to in New Jersey?

[Professor Bessemer]

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Assuming for a moment that this tawdry story of debauchery and sin is true, which I have my doubts about, this young man brings up some interesting questions.

First, even though you were drugged and violated without your consent, you are a sodomite. Leviticus says that if a man lays with another man, it is an abomination, for both perverts. There is nothing in the Bible about homosexual rape, so it does not exist.

Second, Jesus can forgive almost anything, as long as you accept Him in your heart, join our church, get your sinful self baptised, and start on a generous tithing schedule.

Third, if you were to die today, you would go straight to Hell. As you are not a True Christian™ member of Landover Baptist, you are not Saved.

And I agree about the cat. God put the beasts of the field here on earth for man to use at his pleasure. Since God has told us it is OK to eat a steak, I see nothing wrong with killing a few cats.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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How come I don't believe a single word of your testimony?

Maybe it's because your Screen Name sounds like some disgusting lubricant gay men use on each other.

I call BS on this one.

[glyde69]

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Thank you, Pastor Zeke.

I am trying my best to repent for my awful behavior of the last many years. To the poster who commented on my picture, that is my little brother. He was born like that, and now that I am back home, I have to help take care of him.

Am I wrong to want to smother him with a pillow and put him out of his misery?