[Vavoline Johnson]

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Mercy, What wif all dees new negros movin in. I moved myself to a white neighborhood to git myself away from dem!

[Giant Negro]

Re: Praise the lord

1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
-Genesis

I do not understand, I did what God asked of me, I was fruitful and multiplied but I was sent to jail? Why are Satan's henchmen controlling the law? This is blasphemy.

[HTannor]

Re: Praise the lord

Such as, how do you think I got this computer?

The correct answer is: I stole it from a Satan worshipping athiest.

No you did not steal it. Stealing is a crime. It is not possible to commit a crime against a Satan worshipper. You did the person a service by denying him the ability to communicate with others of his ilk. Some day that poor lost soul will recognize the evil of his ways and will seek you out to thank you for your assistance.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Reverend Jim, I'm sure that was just some big misunderstanding. Not being able to balance your bank accounts properly is not a sin nor a crime, some people just don't have a knack for math.

It really was Sister Mary. Back in the 1980's my televangelist empire was at its peak. While I never got the stardom of Jimmy Swaggart or Jim Bakker, I was still raking in millions and was featured in many tabloids and magazines. Then an unscrupulous rat in my organization tipped off the Feds to let them know what was up. Can you believe she had the nerve to wear a wire during our conversations? What kind of "friend" is that? So, that's how I ended up in the slammer.

But there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Upon my release, six months later that rat committed suicide unexpectedly by shooting herself in the head twice. I guess the guilt of having sent a wonderful True Christian™ pastor like me to prison got to her. Oh well, God works in mysterious ways does He not?

[Giant Negro]

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I found Jesus while I spent my time in the pin, with the Lord's help I began to escape my primitive ways. I asked for atonement for all my sins. Once I was released I went back to my hut.

Although I would like to believe I am a white man trapped in a negro's body, I have to admit, being a negro does have its perks. Such as, how do you think I got this computer?

The correct answer is: I stole it from a Satan worshipping athiest.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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I've been in the pen before too, Giant Negro. 15 years for fraud, embezzlement and money laundering. It's great to be on the outside and I thank Jesus everyday for it!

Reverend Jim, I'm sure that was just some big misunderstanding. Not being able to balance your bank accounts properly is not a sin nor a crime, some people just don't have a knack for math.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Praise the lord

I've been in the pen before too, Giant Negro. 15 years for fraud, embezzlement and money laundering. It's great to be on the outside and I thank Jesus everyday for it!

[Giant Negro]

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I was incarcirated for a short period of time, not for rape like they say, but for loving too much. I didn't know love was a crime these days.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

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I pray that this is not a guise he's using to get near the ladies and and children here. You just can't trust negro men, you know, no matter how polite they appear. And I bet those clothes he has on in that picture were given to him by his public defender. Run a background check on him, and let's see what comes up.

Mary

[Whip of Japheth]

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Well, this negro seems honest. You are in the right place to change your primitive mind. Welcome.

I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash

This is a Christian Private Property, respect it, respect Lord, respect the True Christians and try to think like a white guy as long as you can. You must earn their Christian confidence.

[Giant Negro]

Re: Praise the lord

Would it be so.

I was blessed to be moved off the Unsaved Trash list and am truly enjoying it. The benefits are wonderful.

When you achieve that status I will shout Glory for you.

In the meantime, how are your shoe-shining skills?

I will pray everday for this day to come.

Hey big blackie! You picture is not quite what I was expecting. Less scary (you know how you people look to decent White folk).

I doubt you'll be white, maybe some sort of Grey. I hope your nose does not fall off. You do not molest little kids, do you?

I normally do not outfit myself wearing Tupac shirts and doo-rags as they are childish. I enjoy dressing like a whiteman, I believe it adds intellegence to my pityful mind. I love children, and I touch them and they touch me, however there is no physical contact whatsoever.

[James Hutchins]

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Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash

Hey big blackie! You picture is not quite what I was expecting. Less scary (you know how you people look to decent White folk).

I doubt you'll be white, maybe some sort of Grey. I hope your nose does not fall off. You do not molest little kids, do you?

[HTannor]

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I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash

Would it be so.

I was blessed to be moved off the Unsaved Trash list and am truly enjoying it. The benefits are wonderful.

When you achieve that status I will shout Glory for you.

In the meantime, how are your shoe-shining skills?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Praise the lord

Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash

There may indeed be an Act of Godly Compassion here, however, do not get your hopes up too high:

Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Yet there is hope HERE.

[Giant Negro]

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Thank you for all the love and support my friends!

I apologize but you will have to excuse my poor grammar and bad spelling because naturally my heritage is black and therefore I am stupider then the white man. I have good news though! I have vitiligo, it is a skin disease that destroys pigmentation! Soon I will be white too! Hallelujah!

I was wondering if I could become more then unsaved trash