Praise the lord

[Nurse Clampett]

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Welcome, Giant Negro!

[Richard Boderman]

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Oh my gosh. This can't be for real.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?

Once you be black, you aint neber comin back so don even think bout that!
All the learnin in the world ain't gonna make you white.
You be a Jackson. Is you kin wif Mohammad Elijiah Jackson down in Lake Wales?
He own da barber shop down on Lakeland Abenue.

[HTannor]

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I hear Michael Jackson's dermatologist is looking for work.

[Giant Negro]

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Oh, I see now what I must do. Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?

Please read the thread I linked in the above post. From the beginning.

[Giant Negro]

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My apologize, I will have to pray extra hard so the Lord does not smite me. As I try to detach myself from becoming a negro I have begun a treatment that will bleach my skin. My question for you Pastor Ezekiel is, will my mind and belief transform with me? Or will I always have to be stuck with my negro brotherin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings my fellow brothers, I shall introduce myself. My name is Tyrone Amigius Jackson. I once lived a life where drugs, pimping and stealing from the white man were a schedule for me, but I turned my life around when I found Jesus. The lord brought me in the white direction. Is there any scripture you can suggest I read to save me from falling back into my primitive black self?

Welcome, boy, to God's favorite church forum.

I'd like to suggest that you start off by reading through THIS thread for ex-negroes.

I'd also like to suggest that you show respect and properly capitalize words like "Lord."

[James Hutchins]

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The KJV 1611 Bible. And would you mind not standing so close. Thank you.

[Giant Negro]

Greetings my fellow brothers, I shall introduce myself. My name is Tyrone Amigius Jackson. I once lived a life where drugs, pimping and stealing from the white man were a schedule for me, but I turned my life around when I found Jesus. The lord brought me in the white direction. Is there any scripture you can suggest I read to save me from falling back into my primitive black self?