[Camrean]

Re: Hello

What church do you attend? Doesn't your father ever lay good Christian beatings on you, son?



I assumed you were a man. If you're a sissyboy then go ahead and sign up with the Navy or the Army.

I swear, more and more ignorance with every post.

I don't give out personal information, and no, my family doesn't beat me.

Also, there's nothing wrong with the Navy, Army, or the Air Force. The Marines are awesome - I have a cousin in the Marines right now - but I want to keep my options open. I was looking at jobs and the Air Force EOD MOS looked good. I'm good at technical jobs, and I will almost certainly see combat.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

I am a Christian, I have stated this numerous times.

What church do you attend? Doesn't your father ever lay good Christian beatings on you, son?

Also, why do you assume I am going into the Marines? I haven't chosen a branch yet.

I assumed you were a man. If you're a sissyboy then go ahead and sign up with the Navy or the Army.

[Camrean]

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I am dumbfounded that they let someone so lax in spiritual discipline into the military. How are the Marines supposed to rid the world of heathens with people like you enlisted?

I am a Christian, I have stated this numerous times.

Also, why do you assume I am going into the Marines? I haven't chosen a branch yet.

[Repentant Liberal]

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Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.

I am dumbfounded that they let someone so lax in spiritual discipline into the military. How are the Marines supposed to rid the world of heathens with people like you enlisted?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.

Get in shape for the military? That means you're about 15. I don't think you have to worry about getting in shape. The Marines will take care of that for you.

What Church does your father take you to? I'd like to have a word with your pastor.

[Viva Redemption]

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Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?

That's a really good solution, actually. I always have trouble getting to sleep, so lately I've been doing around 50 before going to bed, that tends to work.

I wouldn't recommend reading the Bible if you're trying to get to sleep fast, though. I tried doing that, starting from the beginning, and I stayed up reading Genesis all night

Worth it though!

[Camrean]

Re: Hello

Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?

Layabout? I work out every day, a rigorous program to get into shape for the military.

As for my age, I do not give out personal details on the internet, no matter how trivial. It's a privacy thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.

Do a few pushups and you'll get over that problem PDQ! You sound like a layabout. How old are you?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello

Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.

Yet you're still not cured? They must not be very righteous:

James 5:16: Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

[Camrean]

Re: Hello

Have you sought faith healing for your insomnia?

Yes, ever since I was diagnosed with insomnia my family and friends pray for me.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello

Oh, and about my oversleeping, I have chronic insomnia, and so it is very difficult for me to get to sleep. But when I do, I sleep for a long time.

Have you sought faith healing for your insomnia?

[James Hutchins]

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Goid is not worth a decent alarm clock?

Although, I never use them. I am asleep by 9PM, cannot stay in bed past 4AM.

Either Church services are real early where you live or the Chuch must be very far away.

[Camrean]

Re: Hello

It's "Mr Bathfire" to you and I am saying that you have been, by your own words, slothful in not rising to praise The Lord.

You know full well that the alarm clock has not been reliable and you are using it as an excuse - and a feeble one at that.

That is what I am saying.

Alright, sorry, Mr. Bathfire.

[Camrean]

Re: Hello

Ezekiel is warning you about being slothful, or lazy. If your alarm is not working correctly, you are being lazy by not replacing it.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Yes, I really should replace it. I'll go buy a new one tomorrow when I buy new lightbulbs.

Oh, and about my oversleeping, I have chronic insomnia, and so it is very difficult for me to get to sleep. But when I do, I sleep for a long time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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What exactly are you saying there, Ezekiel?

It's "Mr Bathfire" to you and I am saying that you have been, by your own words, slothful in not rising to praise The Lord.

You know full well that the alarm clock has not been reliable and you are using it as an excuse - and a feeble one at that.

That is what I am saying.