[theway]

Re: Hello I am Doug

You realize, don't you, Doug, that God hates pedophiles. You aren't a pedophile, are you?

Mary

No, but I have seen them on t.v.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Hello I am Doug

You realize, don't you, Doug, that God hates pedophiles. You aren't a pedophile, are you?

Mary

[theway]

Re: Hello I am Dog

So, anything you want to tell us now?

Nothing I can think of, just the normal baggage...

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Hello I am Doug

So true, Mr. Hutchins. I just kept my mouth shut - could you IMAGINE what would have happened if I, just a mere woman, would have dared asked anything? And I will say, those people DO an in-depth investigation. Why they even uncovered the time I took the Lord's name in vain when I was 18 months old. I was so ashamed.

Mary

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am Dog

Department Of Faith

You do not want to mess with these guys. I thought I was a fairly tough guy till I met them. They made me cry like a little girl, just because I asked a question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I am Dog

What is a Dof report??

Department Of Faith, a subsection of Homeland Security.

We get an initial report on all new accounts, then a more detailed on in a couple of days.

So, anything you want to tell us now?

[theway]

Re: Hello I am Dog

Hi, Dung. I doubt it considering your likely DOF report.

What is a Dof report??

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello I am Dog

Well, I look forward to working on my own Salvation...

Hi, Dung. I doubt it considering your likely DOF report.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Hello I am Doug

Well, I look forward to working on my own Salvation...

This is certainly the place to do it, if you're serious about finding salvation. These good people are here to help. Please contact one of the Pastors directly, if you have any questions or need any clarifications so as not to show your ignorance to the world.

Mary

[theway]

Re: Hello I am Doug

Sorry, but we have a strict policy at Landover Baptist: Unsaved NOT Welcome.

You need to work on your own Salvation©, friend. Without God's Grace, you are condemned to eternity in a lake of fire. That's a really, really long time.

Well, I look forward to working on my own Salvation...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I am Doug

I have always wanted to go to Landover, let me know the next time you go...

Sorry, but we have a strict policy at Landover Baptist: Unsaved NOT Welcome.

You need to work on your own Salvation(c), friend. Without God's Grace, you are condemned to eternity in a lake of fire. That's a really, really long time.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Hello I am Doug

41, single, saved in 2002

It's been hard, but I believe waiting for the right woman is the thing to do. Plus I am not really that good looking and a little bit overweight so that helps..

then did a quick side trip over in my Vette to eat dinner

When you put this all together, it aqppears that you are quite unique, Doug. Tread lightly here amongst these good people.

Mary

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello I am Doug

Well, that will give me something to strive for...

I'll make a note of the name; you're looking at sometime in late September 2012.

I am patient, heck I am a virgin at 41...

1 Corinthians 7:1-9, 25-40, Paul reminds us that not marrying in order to devote one's life wholly to the service of God is a good thing if you can manage it.

[theway]

Re: Hello I am Doug

As unsaved trash, you would not find it uplifiting to stand a little over three miles from the actual church.

I'm sure you understand that seating is heavily booked for up to 3 years in advance and standing is not permitted.

Well, that will give me something to strive for...I am patient, heck I am a virgin at 41...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello I am Doug

I have always wanted to go to Landover, let me know the next time you go...

As unsaved trash, you would not find it uplifiting to stand a little over three miles from the actual church.

I'm sure you understand that seating is heavily booked for up to 3 years in advance and standing is not permitted.