[Brother Temperance]

Re: Question...

[/color]
And if it weren't for Geico, you'd have to pretend to be someone from some other commercial.

I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.

And just how did we end up talking about pine trees in orifices anyway? I tell you, that BT could find something filthy in anything!

Yes, I just wandered into your nice, innocent discussion of pinecones and backsides and turned it filthy.

You really should get those 'roids treated, Zeke.

And at the risk of sounding like a money-grubbing hooknosed psychiatrist, you really should get that anal fixation treated.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

You're getting warmer.

But that's because you're edging closer and closer to your just desserts.

You really should get those 'roids treated, Zeke.
Maybe once they are, you wouldn't be so happy at the thought of people burning for eternity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question...

Would it have been along the lines of:
'Foul syphilitic disease ridden cat-skinning shrub humping devil worshipping filth ridden vile heathen harlot'?

You're getting warmer.

But that's because you're edging closer and closer to your just desserts.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

Christian modesty restrains me from answering your question.

Would it have been along the lines of:
'Foul syphilitic disease ridden cat-skinning shrub humping devil worshipping filth ridden vile heathen harlot'?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question...

Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?

Christian modesty restrains me from answering your question.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

Rachael,

Remember what the Bible teaches us; whoever breaks the slightest part of God's law breaks all of it. You less than modest appetites have been noted. A little depraved is the same as utterly depraved.

So I like my hanky panky. Bite me.
That hardly means I would enjoy a pine tree inserted into my private orifices.

And just how did we end up talking about pine trees in orifices anyway? I tell you, that BT could find something filthy in anything!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Question...

Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?

Rachael,

Remember what the Bible teaches us; whoever breaks the slightest part of God's law breaks all of it. You less than modest appetites have been noted. A little depraved is the same as utterly depraved.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

That harlot, unfortunately, would most likely enjoy that , Brother Temperance.

Dear me, no. What on Earth do you take me for?

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Question...

No, but you will be responsible when you find yourself having an entire pine tree rammed up your delicate areas by demons in the next world as a direct consequence of your demented refusal to accept Christ!

That harlot, unfortunately, would most likely enjoy that , Brother Temperance.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Question...

[/color]
I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.

No, but you will be responsible when you find yourself having an entire pine tree rammed up your delicate areas by demons in the next world as a direct consequence of your demented refusal to accept Christ!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a sinful wanton harlot such as yourself would stoop to ethnic jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if you were an advertising consultant for those jerks at Geico. Praise Jesus for not allowing me to be a complete bigot. No doubt you tell all kinds of racist joke about coons, slants, and spics while gossiping around the water cooler as well.

And if it weren't for Geico, you'd have to pretend to be someone from some other commercial.

Oh, in THIS instance. Well, I guess that is supposed to make your USUAL harlotry acceptable?

I understand that someone put a pinecone on your chair and that agitated your hemorrhoids a great deal, but you gotta remember, I'm not the one responsible for either pinecone OR 'roids.

[Randy Gukta]

Re: Question...

I hardly think you're qualified to throw the first stone there, eh, Randy?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a sinful wanton harlot such as yourself would stoop to ethnic jokes. I wouldn't be surprised if you were an advertising consultant for those jerks at Geico. Praise Jesus for not allowing me to be a complete bigot. No doubt you tell all kinds of racist joke about coons, slants, and spics while gossiping around the water cooler as well.

And get your mind out of the gutter! In this instance I wasn't referring to that kind of meat!

Oh, in THIS instance. Well, I guess that is supposed to make your USUAL harlotry acceptable?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

Well, Glory to God, there truly IS a first time for everything!

....................

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Question...

I hardly think you're qualified to throw the first stone there, eh, Randy?

And get your mind out of the gutter! In this instance I wasn't referring to that kind of meat!

Well, Glory to God, there truly IS a first time for everything!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question...

You vile horny fellatious harlot. We need not hear any further about your sexual appetites and lack of a gag reflex. Your only saving grace this moment is the fact that you aren't cleaning carpets exclusively.

I hardly think you're qualified to throw the first stone there, eh, Randy?

And get your mind out of the gutter! In this instance I wasn't referring to that kind of meat!