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[Randy Gukta]

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How silly!
Not all non-xtians are vegans, I myself eat meat on a regular basis. The thought of eating no meat is scary.

You vile horny fellatious harlot. We need not hear any further about your sexual appetites and lack of a gag reflex. Your only saving grace this moment is the fact that you aren't cleaning carpets exclusively.

[SinisterPizza]

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"nigra-loving, narcotic-using, root-sucking lezbean eurotrash harlot"

Now...how can I be eurotrash if I'm already canuckistanni? I've never been to Europe, accually. Would like to though, especially to see where they film Potter (ooh...sinful aren't I? I may be going straight to hell...if I though it existed.) I'm not narcotic-using or lesbion either. Harlot? not really, but, by your (and His) standards, probably. At least you've stopped calling me "son" ;p

I know another..."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

Which explains...nothing about me to be honest, but I know that one. If I'd have been alive during the witch hunts, I would have probably been burned I'm not a witch but...I still probably would have been burned. Or "hunted" in your case. Or do you only go after real, certified, practicing witches?

I've heard it used to be "Thou shalt not suffer a fool to live", but that King James (or someone) changed it.

Oh, and the vegetarian quote comes from Genesis 1:29. Not around 1:11 or 1:12.

"Satan's demons are repulsed by meat"

Hmm...you'd think with all of that fire down there, they would have a good excuse for a BBQ. I can't imagine Satan (what do you think of the Satan-Santa anagram, btw? kinda creepy, eh?) just roasting corn over the spitfires, it's got to at least be a veggie dog or something meat-like.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Friend,

I think we can clearly see your problem; veganism. Satan's demons are repulsed by meat, that is why we TRUE Christians eat at lot of it. You should consider the same thing. As this talk about high blood pressure and high cloistral is just pure superstitious nonsense from Secular Humanist doctors.

How silly!
Not all non-xtians are vegans, I myself eat meat on a regular basis. The thought of eating no meat is scary.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I do know one quote, which I rather like actually...let me find my Bible (I do have one, we read the Bible in English AP a couple years ago, so I bought one)...It is a KJV, but the number count afterwards is unknown (where are the 1611 located?)...

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

I am also a vegan, though this quote isn't really why, but it's a nice quote I think, of God's original diet plan for us, though he did allow meat later.

Friend,

I think we can clearly see your problem; veganism. Satan's demons are repulsed by meat, that is why we TRUE Christians eat at lot of it. You should consider the same thing. As this talk about high blood pressure and high cloistral is just pure superstitious nonsense from Secular Humanist doctors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

One quote?? You know ONE quote?? And you think you're an expert on God's diet plan for us? The last person I'll be listening to for advice on what Jesus requires is a root eating queer. You're going to have to do better than that.

Brother Deaner, this hellbound fool has chosen to share the favorite verse of that rasterfaria cult. You remember those dope-smoking nigras I showed you in that National Geographic magazine that one time? They are a satanic cult who pose as Christians and they claim this verse says that God wants us all to use dope.

The actual KJV verse goes like this:

Genesis 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.


I have no idea what false Bible she dug hers out of.

Anyway, seems like we have a nigra-loving, narcotic-using, root-sucking lezbean eurotrash harlot in God's favorite forum.

[Deaner]

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I do know one quote, which I rather like actually...let me find my Bible (I do have one, we read the Bible in English AP a couple years ago, so I bought one)...It is a KJV, but the number count afterwards is unknown (where are the 1611 located?)...

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

I am also a vegan, though this quote isn't really why, but it's a nice quote I think, of God's original diet plan for us, though he did allow meat later.

One quote?? You know ONE quote?? And you think you're an expert on God's diet plan for us? The last person I'll be listening to for advice on what Jesus requires is a root eating queer. You're going to have to do better than that.

[SinisterPizza]

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I do know one quote, which I rather like actually...let me find my Bible (I do have one, we read the Bible in English AP a couple years ago, so I bought one)...It is a KJV, but the number count afterwards is unknown (where are the 1611 located?)...

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

I am also a vegan, though this quote isn't really why, but it's a nice quote I think, of God's original diet plan for us, though he did allow meat later.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Am I ever going to get off moderation? Like...if I post a lot of good posts over time, will it go away? Just curious. I like this forum though. Hope I don't get hunted next fall the first event falls during my birthday! Ah, well...As you know, I'm from above the border, I don't know if your permits are still valid up here. It's just...the moderation next above around my name is pretty ugly looking, it's not even pink anymore!

Moderation is supposed to be annoying. If you behave yourself you might be released back into the general population of unsaved scum. Spreading lies and mindlessly attacking God's favorite church will not be tolerated.

Why don't you tell us your favorite scripture from the Holy Bible, and then you might have better luck. Make sure you quote from the correct Bible. The KJV1611 version.

[Deaner]

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...and the pastor is taking his sweet time reviewing my post, I might add, which is (along with the missing pink color of my name) a very annoying part of moderation

And you seem to be in dire need of an attitude adjustment. Do you think Jesus can just drop everything He's doing and serve you Mr. Bossy Boots? Why do you miss the color pink so much homer?

[OnYourKnees]

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...and the pastor is taking his sweet time reviewing my post, I might add, which is (along with the missing pink color of my name) a very annoying part of moderation

You could make wonderful use of your time waiting for posts to be reviewed and approved by taking a Bible Quiz!

Just hop on over to www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html , and choose from the vast list! They're only 10 questions long, multiple choice, and give you all the detailed answers at the end. They're fun AND educational!!

Enjoy!

[SinisterPizza]

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...and the pastor is taking his sweet time reviewing my post, I might add, which is (along with the missing pink color of my name) a very annoying part of moderation

[SinisterPizza]

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ask Pastor Ezekiel, he's the one who did it It was...because I was being not-so-serious about God's Favorite Forum

[Deaner]

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Why did Jesus put you on moderation in the first place; besides the fact you're canadian and thus homer friendly?

[SinisterPizza]

Am I ever going to get off moderation? Like...if I post a lot of good posts over time, will it go away? Just curious. I like this forum though. Hope I don't get hunted next fall the first event falls during my birthday! Ah, well...As you know, I'm from above the border, I don't know if your permits are still valid up here. It's just...the moderation next above around my name is pretty ugly looking, it's not even pink anymore!