[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

Then pray to jesus and post your prayer here. Pray to Jesus now!

[Ritchie Mccrow]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.

I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.

[Ritchie Mccrow]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

Depth of Field but dear brother Eliot, I'm not a photographer well I used to take amatur pics When I used to do unGodly things with my Girlfriend Cindy She is the "poodle in the pic"
But that was in the past I'm a new man now.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

I just saw the abbreviated file.

Let's just say I've already lost my lunch four hours before eating it.

Nothing this Ritchie person is saying is true.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

[Ritchie Mccrow]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.

Brother Eliot, I did it on purpose, I never though someone would look at my profile. All of my life I been ignore until now. I have found my family here in Landover Baptist Church.
Praise sweet baby Jesus

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
Praise Jesus
Luke 4:13

19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.

[Ritchie Mccrow]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

That's what a friend told me, at least.

Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.

Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
Praise Jesus
Luke 4:13

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

That's what a friend told me, at least.

Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.

[Ritchie Mccrow]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Are you that tiny?

Thats why im planing to take when i get out of the Clinic

You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice?

I'm very sorry Honorable Pastor Bathfire. Its not goin to happen again
Praise Jesus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

[...]
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

I want to be Save. Godly Rev. Jim Osborne is my role-model. He made mistakes in the past too "Asian Shemales". [...]

You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

Well, iffen you ask me and I know you didn't, I think we done found a man fo our Miz April.
She likes dawgs, don't she?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

What is a 'KJB'? Is that some sort of anal lube you use on the inside?

Living lies is no way to go though life son. You should instead be living by our example, pure truth.

[Chin Han Lo]

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison

I was having sex with her chihuahua

Mammason tell Chin Han Lo never play with food. Dog for eating not for boom boom.