[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Well, I'm not exactly a Homer Catholic priest, am I?

No, apparently you are far weaker in vitality than they.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

I'm sure they will.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Hello.

Well, I'm not exactly a Homer Catholic priest, am I?

That be a good question. I's sure the DOF gonna have a answer to it soon.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

Well, I'm not exactly a Homer Catholic priest, am I?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

It's not that I do not want to talk to him. If you will be so kind as to read my last post in my introduction, you will realize that I am but an old Man, and my apparent physical conditions prevent me from saving him directly.

Your apparent physical conditions?

If they're only appearance, then you should easily overcome them.

Old Catholic priests have no difficulty raping altar boys, yet you can't handle doping up, restraining, and properly witness to a clown-worshipping juggaler?

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

Any True Christian would gladly do anything necessary to bring someone to Jesus. Why, I'd flog that boy with rusty barbed wire until he bled and then dangle him naked feet-first into a tank filled with piranha fish if it'd help him find Jesus! I'd cover him in honey and stake him to a fire ant mound if it would turn his mind from clowns and hatchets to Heaven! Yet you claim to be his neighbor, and can't be bothered to even talk to him. No, you are not a Christian, you are just mocking us for our faith.

Jesus weeps.

The fact that you are here gives me hope that you might one day wipe off the clown makeup and come to Jesus. Why not tell us where you really are, so we may send a team in to conduct an emergency conversion? You'll be much happier with Jesus, instead of Juggaling in the Pit of Hell.

I believe Pastor Ezekiel has authorized the acquisition of a portable piranha tank . . . Just think, you your neighbor could be the first to try it out!

It's not that I do not want to talk to him. If you will be so kind as to read my last post in my introduction, you will realize that I am but an old Man, and my apparent physical conditions prevent me from saving him directly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Now now, I don't think he would dare pull such a thing as that. As for saving his soul, I don't think that is possible at this point in time. He is so far down the Hell chute already, it would be a waste of time. Alas, any attempt at his saving would be an impossibility.

Speaking of a "waste of time"....What exactly are you doing here? Have you come to praise Jesus with us, or try and recruit more homers for your clowny goth cult?

Why not make a lengthy post in the "introductions" thread and let us know how Jesus has touched you.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Now now, I don't think he would dare pull such a thing as that. As for saving his soul, I don't think that is possible at this point in time. He is so far down the Hell chute already, it would be a waste of time. Alas, any attempt at his saving would be an impossibility.

Any True Christian would gladly do anything necessary to bring someone to Jesus. Why, I'd flog that boy with rusty barbed wire until he bled and then dangle him naked feet-first into a tank filled with piranha fish if it'd help him find Jesus! I'd cover him in honey and stake him to a fire ant mound if it would turn his mind from clowns and hatchets to Heaven! Yet you claim to be his neighbor, and can't be bothered to even talk to him. No, you are not a Christian, you are just mocking us for our faith.

Jesus weeps.

The fact that you are here gives me hope that you might one day wipe off the clown makeup and come to Jesus. Why not tell us where you really are, so we may send a team in to conduct an emergency conversion? You'll be much happier with Jesus, instead of Juggaling in the Pit of Hell.

I believe Pastor Ezekiel has authorized the acquisition of a portable piranha tank . . . Just think, you your neighbor could be the first to try it out!

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

Now now, I don't think he would dare pull such a thing as that. As for saving his soul, I don't think that is possible at this point in time. He is so far down the Hell chute already, it would be a waste of time. Alas, any attempt at his saving would be an impossibility.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Dull of wit indeed. The fellow in question is, in fact, my neighbor.

Ah yes, the False Christians. It makes me shudder thinking of them.

A juggalo next door! Mind that he doesn't pull a hatchet on you! Apparently, they like to do that.

Why are you not trying to save his soul? Surely you don't want him to go to Clown Hell, do you?

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

Dull of wit indeed. The fellow in question is, in fact, my neighbor.

Ah yes, the False Christians. It makes me shudder thinking of them.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

I have been following this post as a spectator. I am surprised that you did not ban "PsychopathicRyda" earlier. He is the scum of the earth.

He wasn't so bad . . . In my experience, the juggalos are usually far duller of wit than this fellow; also, usually more hateful.

In fact, the only people typically more bilious than juggalos seem to be False Christians, who think that John 3:16 is the only verse in the Bible, and that they may treat the remainder -- and those who follow the whole Bible -- as so much toilet paper!

[RossDLtn]

Re: Hello.

I have been following this post as a spectator. I am surprised that you did not ban "PsychopathicRyda" earlier. He is the scum of the earth.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Hello.

Juggalo

A what? ooh, just googled it. An ICP fan. Thankfully, NOT what I first thought you meant. I had no idea they had such a "following".

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hello.

Your wish has been granted. I hope you will remember that we offered you the cleansing blood of Jesus, and that you wantonly rejected it, while you are doggy-paddling in molten sulfur for all eternity.

Awww, just when I was learning about True Juggaloism!