[Lola Handcock]

Re: Save me from Satan!

Out of curiosity are there 'best bits' of America? I've heard California's no go. What are the best bits of it?

IOWA,Freehold to be exact! Kentucky isn't to bad either,that was my home for a vast majority of my life.


Phil,Listen to Emil he is a good man,I should know he is MY MAN.
Before I was married to Emil,I was married to a fellow named Jim.He turned into a HOMER,and The Good Lord saw fit to run him over with a BUSS.

[Emil Sledge]

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Emil, you refering to me as an ape I consider rude. I never came here asking for sympathy, I merely came here asking for support and advice on what I should do about the situation. and commenting on my REAL name, I also find offending, I cannot help the surname I have been given and I am proud to have it.

I did not refer to you as an ape. I drew an analogy between your behavior and that of an ape. I might also draw the same analogy between your reading comprehension and that of an ape. I still am not referring to you as an ape. There must be a reason you are so quick to perceive it as such. The only "situation" for which you seem to be asking for "support and advice" is

I was recently approached by a queer folk and for days now I have been feeling dirty.

and I still can't understand why it weighs so heavily on you if your heart is pure. I have been in the company of many of their kind, not of my own volition, but within the confines and context of the Iowa Department of Corrections as an inmate. I was approached more than once by a faggot with nefarious intentions and it always ended quickly and poorly for him. I always came away from the unfortunate circumstance feeling righteous and, yes, dirty, but only insomuch as I needed to wash his blood off my hands and then later face the disciplinary board for my role in his unfortunate "fall". But the "dirty" feeling never lasted past the lavatory. Your "surname", if indeed it is genuine, is unfortunate, and you might want to consider using your middle name instead of your first name so people don't automatically thing you're trying to be yet another "Fill my crack in" or another "Seymour Butz" or another "I.P. Dayley". As much as you'd like to think you're the first one here to have ever been allegedly named "Phil McCracken", you just aren't. So you really can't begrudge anyone their suspicions that you're yet one more troll trying (unsuccessfully) to be original. You might want to tone down the intensity of your reactions to things people ask of you that you don't want to be asked. It diminishes your credibility.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Out of curiosity are there 'best bits' of America? I've heard California's no go. What are the best bits of it?

[PhilMcCracken]

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What the heck are you talking about minirity? MOVE to Gods Favorite Country THE US of A !

Minority* Sorry.
I would love move to the USA, however im struggeling to make ends meet as it is at the moment, and to move to another country would cost a lot! Maybe for retirment ay?

[Lola Handcock]

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Me too, me too. One of the worst parts of it too! Its fairly violent around here but the minirity of people here are white!

What the heck are you talking about minirity? MOVE to Gods Favorite Country THE US of A !

[PhilMcCracken]

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I'm sorry to hear that.

Me too, me too. One of the worst parts of it too! Its fairly violent around here but the minirity of people here are white!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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but I now live in England.

I'm sorry to hear that.

[PhilMcCracken]

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What's funny about his name? Irish isn't it?

My father was Irish, so yes it is. but I now live in England.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Genuine name.

McCracken Home Page

[lrbailey]

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Okay, anyways welcome

[PhilMcCracken]

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Are you just being silly with your name or is it actually Phil McCracken?

Its my real name friend.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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What's funny about his name? Irish isn't it?

[lrbailey]

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Are you just being silly with your name or is it actually Phil McCracken?

[PhilMcCracken]

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Well If you haven't done any homer deeds ( nasty butt sex).Don't be so obsessed with them.They will go to hell.Now you need to fix your self!
Get your self over to church and tell the Pastor that you are having homer feelings!

Thankyou, Lola.
Am I welcome in this Forum, as a believer and somebody who still has much to learn? Ifeelthis forum will help me geatly in the future.

[Lola Handcock]

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Lola, I shall take Nobars advice and go to my church. It is not something that I have done so much, a homosexual stole off me, which is why since that moment I have felt dirty. But no, I havent done anything queer myself, that would just be wrong.

Well If you haven't done any homer deeds ( nasty butt sex).Don't be so obsessed with them.They will go to hell.Now you need to fix your self!
Get your self over to church and tell the Pastor that you are having homer feelings!