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  • paranoidmexican
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2009
    • 8

    #1

    yo!

    bmx is fun, thats all i say bout myself

    [satanic images deleted]
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-10-2009, 12:09 AM. Reason: satanic images deleted
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: yo!

    Originally posted by paranoidmexican View Post
    bmx is fun, thats all i say bout myself

    [satanic images deleted]
    You have about 5 minutes to post a proper introduction, boy. Otherwise you'll be tossed out like yesterdays trash.

    What church do you attend?

    Do you even have a Green card?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: yo!

      Does that make you a BMXican?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • paranoidmexican
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2009
        • 8

        #4
        Re: yo!

        bikes are satanic? please explain. I try to learn all religions, grew up reading both the bible and the quran (spell check?)

        clearly nothing wrong with education? if so please explain.

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        • paranoidmexican
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Dec 2009
          • 8

          #5
          Re: yo!

          intro: grew up catholic, gave up catholicism, tryed athiest, read the bible again, read the quran, ect

          i like bikes. What else....i do charity work where we help under privilaged kids fix up their bikes (like after katrina)

          i work land surveillance and make an honest living.

          I'm here to learn, clearly nothing wrong with that? if i ask a question is it so hard to just tell me a straight answer without getting an attitude about it?

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: yo!

            This is your introduction post. Why are you asking questions?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • paranoidmexican
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2009
              • 8

              #7
              Re: yo!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              This is your introduction post. Why are you asking questions?
              why not?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: yo!

                Originally posted by paranoidmexican View Post
                intro: grew up catholic, gave up catholicism, tryed athiest, read the bible again, read the quran, ect

                i like bikes. What else....i do charity work where we help under privilaged kids fix up their bikes (like after katrina)

                i work land surveillance and make an honest living.

                I'm here to learn, clearly nothing wrong with that? if i ask a question is it so hard to just tell me a straight answer without getting an attitude about it?
                If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

                That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.


                "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

                If you're here to learn, then you should start by reading our Church Doctrines HERE.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • paranoidmexican
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: yo!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

                  That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.





                  If you're here to learn, then you should start by reading our Church Doctrines HERE.
                  If Jesus lived in Jerusalem during Roman rule would he not have spoken Latin or Hebrew language?

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                  • Jeremiah Abernathy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 72

                    #10
                    Re: yo!

                    Originally posted by paranoidmexican View Post
                    If Jesus lived in Jerusalem during Roman rule would he not have spoken Latin or Hebrew language?
                    American was the original language, all other languages came about due to the Tower of Babel. What do they teach you in those Mexican schools, boy?
                    "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
                    -Luke 12:4-5

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                    • paranoidmexican
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: yo!

                      Originally posted by Jeremiah Abernathy View Post
                      American was the original language, all other languages came about due to the Tower of Babel. What do they teach you in those Mexican schools, boy?
                      "American"? We speak ENGLISH in this country. English (or American for you) came from Latin, as does French, Spanish, and German. I'm sure I'm missing some languages, but that's not important. Jesus lived in the time of Roman rule, and if He didn't speak Latin then the Romans did.

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                      • Bob4God
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                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #12
                        Re: yo!

                        Originally posted by paranoidmexican View Post
                        English (or American for you) came from Latin, as does French, Spanish, and German.
                        WRONG! They all came from the Tower of Babel!
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                        • paranoidmexican
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 8

                          #13
                          Re: yo!

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          WRONG! They all came from the Tower of Babel!
                          AKA Latin

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                          • Jeremiah Abernathy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 72

                            #14
                            Re: yo!

                            Originally posted by paranoidmexican View Post
                            AKA Latin
                            We're not here to argue this. We accept the true literal meaning of the Bible. Your GODmocking and twisting of scripture only dig you deeper into the pit of Hell.
                            "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
                            -Luke 12:4-5

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