[Talitha]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

It was a joke. let me spell it out to you =

J-O-K-E.

thats the way i talk normally btw.

What? You put a Hyphen in between everything you say?
You know, talking in Tongues is very frowned upon in Freehold. Don't let the Pastors catch you

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

Yep, the homer demons definitely have a deathgrip on his/her/it's *ahem* unmentionable place.

It was a joke. let me spell it out to you =

J-O-K-E.

thats the way i talk normally btw.

[Aethereal]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

aww poor wee nasty gits gawn aff tae yoor maws noo to gawn cry??

Yep, the homer demons definitely have a deathgrip on his/her/it's *ahem* unmentionable place.

[Talitha]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

"very privileged" - like wooow i've had 5 star treatment

I knew you'd see it my way

Now, why on Earth did you change your name to Nancy? Are you one of those Jeremy-Benders?

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

"very privileged" - like wooow i've had 5 star treatment

[Talitha]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

Nancy dear, you seem to have some inner Demons probably hiding within your Colon.
Accept the fact, there is only one True Faith and that Jesus led you here for a reason.
This is officially "God's favourite Forum" and you should feel very privileged that we have allowed you to stay here.
Whatever you are called

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

p.s WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO NANCY?

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

how can you say that if you dont even know if I have accepted Him or not?

too bad that you dont know that i already have, but yea, i lost my patience with a few individuals in this forum.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Why should I be nice to them if they treat me like trash? I might as well act like trash then.

Because, until you accept Jesus into your heart, you are a piece of trash. It says so right in the bible, which you would know if you'd ever bothered to read it.

[moofy]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

Nancy's secret is that she pees standing up... next subject please

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: NANCY'S SECRET!!!!

Well, good LORD! I had came up in here and seen this homer makin' all these claims, and I thought I was about to get entertained! I thought he gonna post some excitin' Bible verses in this topic or somethin'! All I find up in here be a homer carryin' on and tellin' a buncha lies and generally just tryin'a get attention anyway he can.

His "dramatic exit" had not been dramatic at all, but bland and mediokra. And then he even gonna lie about the exit part, too! Jesus do not like it when you pretend to be a interestin' person when you isn't, chile. Repent and come to Jesus while you still gots time. The rapture be just around the corner!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

i'm poor. I work and get hardly any cash to pay for basics. Cant wait until I finish college and then im off to uni to do a degree and get a better job. Then when im rolling in the benjamins, i'll throw the doggy a bone.

Oh I see...You claim to be a genius, but now we discover you are actually a teenaged eurotrash homer. Any other lies you want to reveal? Are you a nigra as well?

By the way, if you are poor, then Jesus expects you to tithe everything you have. So cough it up, jennifer.

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

[Nancy (Quarantined)]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Well okay, I'll help you out. If you turn your life over to Jesus I might be moved to tears. It is always such a joyous event when a wad of unsaved scum like you gets on their knees for Christ.

By the way, a generous love offering (via the Paypal button) would inspire enormous crocodile tears from me as well. Try it and see.

i'm poor. I work and get hardly any cash to pay for basics. Cant wait until I finish college and then im off to uni to do a degree and get a better job. Then when im rolling in the benjamins, i'll throw the doggy a bone.

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

" Now you be nice to our Godly Pastors. They're only here to help you." -here to hate me more like. Why should I be nice to them if they treat me like trash? I might as well act like trash then.

And what is 'Nancy' anyway?? I always thought it was a name.

I feeeel possesed!! by anger maybe....i dunno*screams*

Of course we don't hate you! We are here to help you. That you are unsaved trash in the eyes of the Lord until you are Saved© is a fact.

And if you are ill, we can put you in rehabilitation, until you feel better.

[Enobarbus]

Re: SILVERBLUE'S SECRET!!!!

Actually, i decided to stay and have a bit of fun.

Well, remember that what sissyboys like you consider fun is laughed at by real people, Nancy.

To have real fun you need to become a True Christian™ and rejoice in the Lord's grace.