[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

Can you install high pressure sprinkler systems with motion detection?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

Hey Hey Albert!

I understand you are half messican and half American and were born here, so that really makes almost 2/3 American, which is good enough for me.

You understand with the new laws the way they are and ICE cracking down on the employers, many are reluctant to take a chance on you. Not me, by gum.
As you may of heard, I have a farm here on the edge of the beautiful Appalachia Mountains. We are 40 miles from the closest town, about half way between Walton's Mountain and the lovely town of Lynchburg.
I pay an honest man an honest day's wages. We have an on-site store and pretty luxurious lodging available. In fact, we are like a little town and everyone is related.
Now if this interests you, please be at the Home Depot this Saturday. I'll be driving the stake bed truck that says "T. A. Jefferson Farm". Just hop in the back and tell Fernando (he is bi-lingual, so you can speak your native tongue to him) I said you were 'A-OK".
Looking forward to having you.

[peterjohansson]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

What are you implying with 'Strong Christian Friends' ? What kind of friends exactly? God hates fags.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

We've already got plenty of gardeners, boy.

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Apparently you guys are having a hard time understanding that I am an American citizen. Remember I am only HALF messican. I should have expected this difficultly and your concerns. In person people are less doubtful because they see my light colored skin.

Anyways I do not need a green card to work, and I am looking for some extra cash. I used to mow lawns back in high school. I can do that for anyone. I am really good.

[John Scopes]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Oh no. This is exactly the type of stuff I have to deal with on campus. This is what I believe:

Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

I will not be tricked into believing psycho atheist theories of man apes.

How disappointing, and you seemed so cognizant.

I had heard that the coyotes tell you what to say just prior to stuffing you into the car trunk. It must be true

[Aristotle]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Welcome Alberto!

Do you have a green card? I have a friend outside of Fort Worth and he occasionally hires Mexican field hands but he got into trouble with the INS last year so he has all his Spic help be legal. Anyway, he pays fair wages so if you aren't a wetback, I could put in a good word for you.

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

You are obviously referring to Australopithecus africanus, and you are absolutely correct.

I refer to your more recent potential ancestors, unless of course they are evangelical Christians.

Oh no. This is exactly the type of stuff I have to deal with on campus. This is what I believe:

Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

I will not be tricked into believing psycho atheist theories of man apes.

[John Scopes]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I do not understand your logic . Every person's genetic line runs back to Adam and Eve.

You are obviously referring to Australopithecus africanus, and you are absolutely correct.

I refer to your more recent potential ancestors, unless of course they are evangelical Christians.

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I know that, but your genetic line might run back to Mayans or Aztecs. Certainly much farther than many in this place.

I do not understand your logic . Every person's genetic line runs back to Adam and Eve.

[John Scopes]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I highly doubt they did. You would have to ask my mom to be sure. But I am alive and kicking.

I know that, but your genetic line might run back to Mayans or Aztecs. Certainly much farther than many in this place.

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Excellent! Did the hospital freeze the afterbirth ? If so we can run DNA tests on it to establish your background. This is exciting, you might actually have genetic diversity !

I highly doubt they did. You would have to ask my mom to be sure. But I am alive and kicking.

[John Scopes]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

I am not going to post my birth certificate in an internet forum . That is just asking for someone to steal my identity. I can tell you where I was born.

I was born in Santa Clara California.

Excellent! Did the hospital freeze the afterbirth ? If so we can run DNA tests on it to establish your background. This is exciting, you might actually have genetic diversity !

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

You seem to talk the talk Al, but any well trained illegal would be able to do that. Do you have an original copy of your birth certificate that you can post here.

We True Christian™ Americans can never be too careful.

I am not going to post my birth certificate in an internet forum . That is just asking for someone to steal my identity. I can tell you where I was born.

I was born in Santa Clara California.

[Alberto]

Re: Seeking Strong Christian Friends

Well Alberto, you seem like a fine fellow. I you wish lots of luck in your quest.

Much thanks James!