[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Requesting assistance.

Wrong again, fool.

The term "mary worshiper" applies only to one cult; the catlickers. Those who have "fathers" who wear dresses, kiss men's rings, bow down to statues and follow the roman pope (aka the Antichrist).

You see nowhere in the Holy Word of God are we admonished to worship Jesus' mommy. It's absurd and it's blasphemy, pure and simple.

In the future, kindly leave the Q & A to True Christians. That's what we're here for. You're here to shut up and accept Jesus.

And tithe.

Ok whatever. Either way it's not a flattering comment.

[nikilds]

Re: Requesting assistance.

The only blood I want to read about is the Blood of Christ!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Requesting assistance.

I am currently in the process of writing a book, and I am looking for the responses of a wide spectrum society in regards to the prevalence of vampire lore in modern culture.

I am not a Goth, emo, or Satanist; though I must admit to being an atheist.

Why would a non-goth want to write a book about vampires? Are you hoping to Jew money from gullible goths? And wouldn't you be better off going to a Catlicker or Joo forum, anyway? Those folks are much closer to vampirism than we are.

I'm afraid I don't know what a wetback is, or what mary-worshipping refers to. Mexican? I'm Australian actually; my family is originally from Germany.

Have you considered dedicating a chapter of your book to the similarities between fictional vampires and real-life Frenchmen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Requesting assistance.

"Mary-worshiping" is their term for basically any other group of Christians whom they feel worships a false "feel good" version of God. It's used in a derogatory nature, so don't take it as a compliment.

Wrong again, fool.

The term "mary worshiper" applies only to one cult; the catlickers. Those who have "fathers" who wear dresses, kiss men's rings, bow down to statues and follow the roman pope (aka the Antichrist).

You see nowhere in the Holy Word of God are we admonished to worship Jesus' mommy. It's absurd and it's blasphemy, pure and simple.

In the future, kindly leave the Q & A to True Christians. That's what we're here for. You're here to shut up and accept Jesus.

And tithe.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Requesting assistance.

I'm afraid I don't know what a wetback is, or what mary-worshipping refers to. Mexican? I'm Australian actually; my family is originally from Germany.

Both "wetback" and "Beaner" are slang terms for people of Hispanic descent.

"Mary-worshiping" is their term for basically any other group of Christians whom they feel worships a false "feel good" version of God. It's used in a derogatory nature, so don't take it as a compliment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Requesting assistance.

Good riddance. These damnable eurotrash lezbeans come waltzing in here demanding things and pushing vampires down our throats just make me sick. The Quakers will eat her up and spit her out, I'm sure....

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

Re: Requesting assistance.

Nevermind, I've come to the wrong place.

I'll try the quakers.

Quakers are a false religion who worship oatmeal and satan. I wouldn't want God to see me carousing with them. Here is a handy thread about False Religions . Landover Baptist Church is the only true religion.

[Ink spot]

Re: Requesting assistance.

Nevermind, I've come to the wrong place.

I'll try the quakers.

[Ink spot]

Re: Requesting assistance.

So you is a criminal and a nazi? Good Lord, we sho has had a buncha racists come up on here lately. Not that I's surprised, since you's an atheist.

My family fled to Poland during WII after my grandfather was executed for sedition. I resent the implication that I am a Nazi.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Requesting assistance.

I'm Australian actually; my family is originally from Germany.

So you is a criminal and a nazi? Good Lord, we sho has had a buncha racists come up on here lately. Not that I's surprised, since you's an atheist.

[Ink spot]

Re: Requesting assistance.

AKA wetbacks, Messican'ts, Mary-worshippin' thieves. They is also known to some people as roaches, because they is the same color, they haves as many chillrens as roaches do, and they haves about the same amount of knowledge about the hygenes. Does you know what she be talkin' about now? Or was you just playin' stupid because you is a beaner?

I'm afraid I don't know what a wetback is, or what mary-worshipping refers to. Mexican? I'm Australian actually; my family is originally from Germany.

[Ink spot]

Re: Requesting assistance.

The remark was out of line, and I apologies. It is certainly not my place to cast dispersions on your faith.

I was somewhat taken aback by the directness of the statement.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Requesting assistance.

whoops.

Beaner?

AKA wetbacks, Messican'ts, Mary-worshippin' thieves. They is also known to some people as roaches, because they is the same color, they haves as many chillrens as roaches do, and they haves about the same amount of knowledge about the hygenes. Does you know what she be talkin' about now? Or was you just playin' stupid because you is a beaner?

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

Re: Requesting assistance.

I do hope you're being sarcastic.

That's enough of your vicious accusations and devil talk. Jesus has brought you here to be saved. If you want us to help you you will have to accept that it is your responsibility and sole purpose for living to procreate (to produce little soldiers for Christ) and worship the Lord. Without recognizing this fact you are worthless idle unsaved scum. God Bless.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Requesting assistance.

I do hope you're being sarcastic.

Sarcasm is only a tool of the devil, used for nefarious purposes to lead the Saved astray. I assure you that our many moderators are constantly on the lookout for sarcasm and other jibberish to ensure that no one is deceived without fair warning. In your case, however, you seem to be choosing to be led astray, and that is something that even we cannot help you with. we can introduce you to the Lord and pray that the Spirit will lead you back to the Fold Otherwise you'll burn forever.