[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I can assure you that from everything I've been told he is a fine, upstanding gentleman who is just now learning the ways of Jesus Christ our Lord

If he is learning about the ways of Jesus Christ just now he can not be an upstanding gentleman. Avoid him!

[Rachel Sue]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Oh dear! This fellow is indeed the man to whom my father is planning to betroth me too.

He called my father's home a moment ago to beg me to post an entreaty on his behalf.

He is sorry for whatever it is that he has done. He made me write this next part down so I wouldn't forget.

'I know that it was sinful for me to post that link without first censoring the crudeness but on my primitive computer I do not seem to have the technology to censor websites before I post them. Please accept my humble apologies.'

I do not know what he is referring to, but I can assure you that from everything I've been told he is a fine, upstanding gentleman who is just now learning the ways of Jesus Christ our Lord.

On his behalf, please allow me to quote the following scripture:

Leviticus 6:7 And the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD: and it shall be forgiven him for any thing of all that he hath done in trespassing therein.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi from Belgium

And with all the Mudslims they have over there, I'm wondering if they won't be punished even before us

A valid point. However France is actually Gods punishment and if you are born into it then some sort of sin must have been done. It is a prelude to hell so to speak..

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Philippe. How close to the filthy Godless rifle dropping French do you live ? That is a constant danger that all eurotrash must worry about.

Actually, I live relatively far from them (I say 'relatively' because when you're here, you're never far from the other countries ).
Unfortunately, their influence is everywhere. Even though I love the French language, we're flooded by their songs, their TV networks (do you realize I can't even watch FOX news from here?!?) and convenience goods.
And with all the Mudslims they have over there, I'm wondering if they won't be punished even before us

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Don't worry friend. See what's under her name? Unsaved Trash, that's what.

Well, you could say the same about me, being new to the forum and all

Anyway Phil, I'm glad you actually agree that Belgium doesn't exist. Let's concentrate on something that isn't imaginary, like Baby Jesus!

You're right!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Philippe. How close to the filthy Godless rifle dropping French do you live ? That is a constant danger that all eurotrash must worry about.

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Forgive me, Brother!
I saw the word Belgium and my desire to protect TRUE AMERICAN'S made me speak with a quick, and somewhat hasty tongue.

Father, let me seek YOUR guidance before speaking!! I am ashamed and seek your grace. Amen.

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I'm from America's Frozen Attic:

Oops, my mistake, sorry, I hadn't noticed that you were not American... yet

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Are you insulting Brother Wide-Open??

Don't worry friend. See what's under her name? Unsaved Trash, that's what. She means well though. (I think)

Let's see what the KJV has to say on this:

Genesis 31:15
Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and hath quite devoured also our money.

I'm a True American(TM) at heart, I just happen to be an Outreach Pastor in Europe. I'm intending to move to Freehold soon (and have been so for the last 5 years) but you know how red tape works. Or that's what Pastor Zeke tells me.

Anyway Phil, I'm glad you actually agree that Belgium doesn't exist. Let's concentrate on something that isn't imaginary, like Baby Jesus!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Well, technically, he's the president of all Americans...
I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?

I'm from America's Frozen Attic:



Perhaps I'll move to a real country (America) when sister Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012.

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I'm concerned about foreigners, especially those from the sin-filled lands of Europe, coming here to speak among the righteous.
I will pray, and seek guidance on this.
I have been to Europe. I saw with my own eyes and broken heart, the work of satan. It's unsettling to my spirit to imagine those satan-worshippers and liberals coming to BLESSED AMERICA

Father, I pray you will protect us, your chosen people, from the disgusting european influences this man from Europe brings with him. Allow no demons to land on our shores!!!!

GOD IS WISE

Are you insulting Brother Wide-Open??

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Did you just call B. HUSSEIN Obamba my President?

Well, technically, he's the president of all Americans...
I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I'm concerned about foreigners, especially those from the sin-filled lands of Europe, coming here to speak among the righteous.
I will pray, and seek guidance on this.
I have been to Europe. I saw with my own eyes and broken heart, the work of satan. It's unsettling to my spirit to imagine those satan-worshippers and liberals coming to BLESSED AMERICA

Father, I pray you will protect us, your chosen people, from the disgusting european influences this man from Europe brings with him. Allow no demons to land on our shores!!!!

GOD IS WISE

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Sure friend, sure. So does mine. Do you really believe everything you read?

They seem to have made a good job at deceiving people. But you're right, it seems the people here see the truth more and more every day ;-)

SEE! There's already doubt in your mind. And it's not even two parts, is it? What about Brussels? Eupen-Malmedy? Will Luxemburg to go, ehm, Luxemburg?

Oh, you know well that it won't be THAT simple, concerning Brussels. Eupen-Malmedy, I guess, they'll stay in the French-speaking part. Unless we finally send them back to where they come from...
Luxemburg? Does THAT exist?

How about the last guy who shouted "Sire, il n'y a pas de Belges"? Didn't he get shot for telling the truth?

I don't know him good enough. What I know is that he was the creator of the socialist party... I wonder if he's in Hell now...

Yes, our Department of Faith just noticed. Do you happen to wear a red bow tie?

Oh God, no!!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.

Did you just call B. HUSSEIN Obamba my President?