Hi from Belgium

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

To be honest, I don't know how they did it, I arranged it with the Pastors, they know more of this. All I know is that I was able to come to Freehold all of a sudden, which I did then, of course. You might want to ask one of them.

Do I have to wait for them to contact me, or can someone give me some contact info?

Of course it does. Nonexistent passports mention nonexistent countries.

Oh well, at least, that non-existant passport allows me to visit your country, so I guess it's good enough :-)

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I don't do drugs, and still, my passport mentions Belgium.

Sure friend, sure. So does mine. Do you really believe everything you read?

(and that if it goes on like that, it'll be even tinier in the future due to the separation between Flanders (Dutch-speaking part) and Waloonia (French-speaking part, not sure about the spelling in English, though)).

SEE! There's already doubt in your mind. And it's not even two parts, is it? What about Brussels? Eupen-Malmedy? Will Luxemburg to go, ehm, Luxemburg?

How about the last guy who shouted "Sire, il n'y a pas de Belges"? Didn't he get shot for telling the truth?

And to answer your question, indeed, I'm from the French-speaking part of the "non-existing" country

Yes, our Department of Faith just noticed. Do you happen to wear a red bow tie?

[True Disciple]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Oh, really? I mean, in order to be able to immigrate, I need a work contract (or a lot of money to invest in the country, which I don't have). Unless those lawyers are sneaky (well, they're lawyers, so obviously, they are anyway), I wonder how they could by-pass those laws
But if you can give me some contact info, I'll see with them what's possible and what's not.

To be honest, I don't know how they did it, I arranged it with the Pastors, they know more of this. All I know is that I was able to come to Freehold all of a sudden, which I did then, of course. You might want to ask one of them.

I don't do drugs, and still, my passport mentions Belgium.

Of course it does. Nonexistent passports mention nonexistent countries.

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I know Brother, but we'll have to feed this information to him with the utmost care and attention.

It's not even a lie. He probably really believes in Belgium.

I've seen some of these so called Belgicans go completely bonkers when they finally see the thruth.

It's like Petal, but different.

The brainwashing is so strong that sometimes, when it's late in the even, even *Ï* have a relapse, and think there might be such a thing after all.

For a few seconds.

Then I pick up a newspaper, and realize it's all a big hoax!

So, ehm, hi Philippe. Are you from the French speaking non-existant part of Belgium, or the dutch speaking one? Your name does suggest the former.

I don't do drugs, and still, my passport mentions Belgium.
Anyway, I'm sure you have a good explanation. Probably because it's a tiny country (and that if it goes on like that, it'll be even tinier in the future due to the separation between Flanders (Dutch-speaking part) and Waloonia (French-speaking part, not sure about the spelling in English, though)).

And to answer your question, indeed, I'm from the French-speaking part of the "non-existing" country

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!

Uh... please explain
I mean, Belgium is far from perfect, but it's not as bad as Iceland, I hope...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!

I know Brother, but we'll have to feed this information to him with the utmost care and attention.

It's not even a lie. He probably really believes in Belgium.

I've seen some of these so called Belgicans go completely bonkers when they finally see the thruth.

It's like Petal, but different.

The brainwashing is so strong that sometimes, when it's late in the even, even *Ï* have a relapse, and think there might be such a thing after all.

For a few seconds.

Then I pick up a newspaper, and realize it's all a big hoax!

So, ehm, hi Philippe. Are you from the French speaking non-existant part of Belgium, or the Flemish speaking one? Your name does suggest the former.

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Welcome to our forums, Philippe!

You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.

Oh, yes, thank you for thz link!
Are you positive that it's a real transcript of the KJV bible? I wouldn't want to be misguided by a false copy of the book.

Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.

Oh, really? I mean, in order to be able to immigrate, I need a work contract (or a lot of money to invest in the country, which I don't have). Unless those lawyers are sneaky (well, they're lawyers, so obviously, they are anyway), I wonder how they could by-pass those laws
But if you can give me some contact info, I'll see with them what's possible and what's not.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!

[True Disciple]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Welcome to our forums, Philippe!

I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).

You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.

I'd like to emigrate to a country with a Baptist church, but with all your immigration laws, it won't be easy to live in the U.S.

Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.

[Philippe]

Re: Hi from Belgium

I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).

I'm divorced. I know it's bad, but my ex-wife was beyond salvation. What choice did I have?
I have 2 sons, 9 and 5 yo.

No, I was not one of the people sent to Afghanistan. Although, I think they were a bit more than 4 soldiers. I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.

I'd like to emigrate to a country with a Baptist church, but with all your immigration laws, it won't be easy to live in the U.S.
Maybe with your experience, you could give mesome advice?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi from Belgium

Well, Philippe, at least you're respectful (unlike a lot of the eurotrash that's washed up lately.) We'll see how things go.

The first thing you need to do is get yourself a copy of the 1611 KJV ASAP.

Now tell us a bit about yourself. Married? How many sons? Were you one of the 4 Belgican who served in Afghanistan? Will you soon be emigrating to a country with a Baptist church?

[Philippe]

Hi everybody,

I've been reading your forum since a couple days now, and I find it very... interesting.
I live in Belgium, so don't ask me what Baptist church I go to, because I don't know any of those here. I guess this country is doomed

I know I have a lot to learn from you so I hope that even if I'm not a True Christian yet, I'll have a chance to be allowed to stay on this forum.

Philippe