[SalvationSeeker]

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I'm a speedreader btw, I am soaking His sweet message like rain on the thirsty desert sands.

Good, very good.
And don't be taken aback if you don't understand everything you read at first, for there are many verses that makes reference to other verses in there..

A book in the Bible you should most definetly read early however is Nahum, probably my favourite book too, as It tells you alot about God's true nature.
The nature that the sissy LIEberal FALSELY so-called "Christians" try to hide:
That God LOVE revenge, but hates all sinners and will destroy them:
All while protecting and rewarding his true servants!
GLORY! Praise Jesus!

[Merton Mountain]

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I'm a speedreader btw, I am soaking His sweet message like rain on the thirsty desert sands.

[Merton Mountain]

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I can't describe the elation I feel that He chose to act through me. It might be a sign for me that she is intelligent enough to warrant breeding although her defiant nature demands a man's rebuke. All this time I've searched for answers to my burning questions and have come upon scientific jibber jabber when I knew what was RIGHT in my heart...a swift hand and a "Because I said so!". Hopefully my ex will drop her silly aspirations and realize she's just chasing pipe dreams and losing a real man who can shepard her to the TRUTH.

[SalvationSeeker]

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It came out of nowhere, really. She was bitching about dirty dishes when WHAM! some force just came over, no, THROUGH me and rebuked her.

That was the Holy Spirit, my friend.
And what a beautiful example of the Holy Spirit in action it sounds like!
Whenever you may feel the Holy Spirit descending upon you, you should always give in to it.

[Talitha]

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Doing some reading here and discovered Jesus is a total bad*ss and even has some harlott named Mary washing his feet. Also a carpenter, very manly profession. He makes the floorboards and the women wash them. It seems so natural...thinking my girlfriend ought to have a PHD in mopping.

Forget the PHD (Prefers Humping Dildo) friend. Just give her a Mop and beat her until she gets it right.

[Merton Mountain]

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Doing some reading here and discovered Jesus is a total bad*ss and even has some harlott named Mary washing his feet. Also a carpenter, very manly profession. He makes the floorboards and the women wash them. It seems so natural...thinking my girlfriend ought to have a PHD in mopping.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I will definitely have a look in the singles section. Especially since my ex g/f just ran out the door! It's a little hard to type w/ a swollen hand but I guess this is the type of thing I need to "man up" and get used to? It came out of nowhere, really. She was bitching about dirty dishes when WHAM! some force just came over, no, THROUGH me and rebuked her. I feel like her masters degree came btw us. Way too uppity for my liking.

There is your problem; woman with a master's degree = carpet cleaning thespian. You're lucky your ex didn't attack your' wedding tackle while you slept.

[Merton Mountain]

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I will definitely have a look in the singles section. Especially since my ex g/f just ran out the door! It's a little hard to type w/ a swollen hand but I guess this is the type of thing I need to "man up" and get used to? It came out of nowhere, really. She was bitching about dirty dishes when WHAM! some force just came over, no, THROUGH me and rebuked her. I feel like her masters degree came btw us. Way too uppity for my liking.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hold on Brother.

Just hit the Paybutton on the bottom of your screen and donate to GOD'S Favorite Church LBC!!!

As far as nice True Christian lady goes, please visit our singles section right here on GOD'S Favorite Forum. There are plenty to chose from. Why even my own niece Gracie is looking for a fine young man.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Merton Mountain]

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Very anxious to learn about Jesus and extremely excited about getting a jumpstart on some estate in Heaven. The hardest part, I believe, will be learning how to properly deal w/ my female companion while remaining one step ahead of these crazy liberal laws. You guys are awesome so keep up the good work

[Talitha]

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Most definitely welcome!
However, it would be much more appropriate for you to hit the PayPal button below this thread to donate to God's ONLY Church, Landover.

Other than wanting to eat something from the hands of a Heathen not under LBC control, and thinking any other Baptist church should be tithed to, you will fit in quite nicely right here, among us True Christians™.
Enjoy your stay and be nice to the locals. All others are fair game for rebuking.

Far be-it for us to try and entice you to Donate to our Church, in fairness I have to say that other (lesser) Baptist Churches are available to receive your funds.
However, we are the only Church to offer a money-back guarantee of Salvation on Judgment day.

[Sister Rebecca]

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Most definitely welcome!
However, it would be much more appropriate for you to hit the PayPal button below this thread to donate to God's ONLY Church, Landover.

Other than wanting to eat something from the hands of a Heathen not under LBC control, and thinking any other Baptist church should be tithed to, you will fit in quite nicely right here, among us True Christians(TM).
Enjoy your stay and be nice to the locals. All others are fair game for rebuking.

[Talitha]

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I'm predisposed to throwing large chunks of my hard-earned cash at things that scare me anyways, so why not? I'll start today! First things first...I'm demanding a large and difficult to prepare meal from my g/f and then dumping her for a real christian gal. With my money burning in my pocket I'll head to the nearest baptist church (although it's not worthy) and tithing handsomely for a good start on my bumpy road to recovery.

Welcome to Landover Baptist Church friend

[Merton Mountain]

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I'm predisposed to throwing large chunks of my hard-earned cash at things that scare me anyways, so why not? I'll start today! First things first...I'm demanding a large and difficult to prepare meal from my g/f and then dumping her for a real christian gal. With my money burning in my pocket I'll head to the nearest baptist church (although it's not worthy) and tithing handsomely for a good start on my bumpy road to recovery.

[Talitha]

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Hello everyone! I'm a 25yr old male w/ masochistic and violent leanings. I laugh at the mentally retarded, get extremely perturbed at my g/f for simply being female, and shudder at the mere thought of being chinese. I've had to keep my thoughts and feelings (Am working on the whole "feelings" thing) to myself but thanks to this site I've seen the light! I've always seen toleration as faggy, especially when backhands seem more appropriate and cost zero tax dollars. Well, better get reading and memorizing the Old Testament before I start coming off like a babbling female. I feel very lucky I found this site before I was led astray by some of the sickos who are out there. Thankfully I've found a place and people who understand me!

So, do you share our Love of Jesus?
Do you have a large Car? Helicopter? Or better still your own Plane?
Do you have good Insurance?
Have you tithed to your favorite Church yet?