[James Dewitt]

Re: Levi Jones.

"Brit" only has one T. And seriously, I'm not your son. I'm not even a bloke.
I don't like beer; it's all about cider. I think you should get a copy of The Fame and get right with Lady Gaga <3

Are you a Brit girl or are you both? A he/she . Lady Gaga is not in the KJV1611. Why do you hate Jesus?

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

"Brit" only has one T. And seriously, I'm not your son. I'm not even a bloke.
I don't like beer; it's all about cider. I think you should get a copy of The Fame and get right with Lady Gaga <3

[James Dewitt]

Re: Levi Jones.

Thanks for finally answering my question
Obviously the punching gays award speaks for itself, but what is the teabagging one?
I'm from England, yes, so I'm automatically superior joke

The fact that you are a Britt clears up a lot for me. Son put down the beer and pick up a KJV1611 and get right with Jesus.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Thanks for finally answering my question
Obviously the punching gays award speaks for itself, but what is the teabagging one?
I'm from England, yes, so I'm automatically superior joke

[James Dewitt]

Re: Levi Jones.

Son? You're barking up the wrong tree.
My mum loves me.
Associate does not mean shag.
And noone has answered my questions about the awards!

The awards are given out at the direction of the church elders. They mark our accomplishments and our dedication to Jesus.

Is there a small chance that you are a Britt?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Levi Jones.

"They shalt not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh." Leviticus 21:5

That doesn't say "don't shave." It says not to round the corners of your beard.

And by the way, since you're a Godmocking queer, why do you even care what the Holy Bible has to say?

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

"They shalt not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh." Leviticus 21:5

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Yeah, go into your closet - then come out.

And prove that I'll be burning. I live a good life. I've not done anything wrong.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

That's cool. Can you prove it?

Prove what?

Could some of you be kind enough to instruct this "person" in the ways of the Word? I'm going to spend a few hours in my prayer closet.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Son? You're barking up the wrong tree.
My mum loves me.
Associate does not mean shag.
And noone has answered my questions about the awards!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27

See the picture.

Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7

M't:15:11: Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. We are freed by Christ from Jooish dietary laws

Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19

You take us for cheap-skates? Who would wear polyester?

Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

What a disgusting thought - you may "associate" with your mother or daughter but in the US there are laws against that whatever time of the month it is!!

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

So for Satan worshiper to an unbeliever in one fell swoop! Your mother must think you're wonderful.

Look son, Jesus wants you to be Saved. What's so bad about that? I simply cannot understand how you live a life without The Lord.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

That's cool. Can you prove it?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27

Yes. Where in that verse does it say you can't?

Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7

Boy, do I!

The dietary laws were repealed by the New Testament.
Acts 10:12-15
Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19

Of course not! That would be blasphemous.

Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

Ew, gross! No way.

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

Too bad about that. Catholics will be burning right next to atheists.

[La-la-la-loser]

Re: Levi Jones.

Do you shave? Leviticus 19:27
Do you eat pork? Leviticus 11:7
Do you wear cotton/polyester blends? Leviticus 19:19
Do you associate with your wife/mother/daughter while they are on their period? Leviticus 15:19-20

And I was raised Catholic, went to Catholic school, I stopped saying the prayers in Year 7.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Levi Jones.

MUD PEOPLE?! Are you (dirty word deleted) me? You sure do pick the bits of the bible you take too far.

Wrong. I take the entire Bible in context. Are you somehow implying that not all of the Word applies?

Are you some sort of fluffy bunny liberal salad bar Christian?

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: