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  • ColorBlind89
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 9

    #16
    Re: things that will get you banned

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    1. Glorifying abominations
    2. Heresy.
    3. Advocating anything that might disturb God's Established Order.
    4. Being a woman and posting without responsible male permission
    5. Questioning God's Word.
    6. Asking what might get you banned.

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    Oops, I've made two of them. Can you guess which??

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #17
      Re: things that will get you banned

      Originally posted by ColorBlind89 View Post
      Oops, I've made two of them. Can you guess which??
      I know which two: 4, 5 and 6
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • ColorBlind89
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        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2010
        • 9

        #18
        Re: things that will get you banned

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        I know which two: 4, 5 and 6
        Oh lordy, you guessed right in two of them. But I said two and i feel offended you suggested number 5!

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        • exMormon
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2009
          • 282

          #19
          Re: things that will get you banned

          Little Lady,

          Are you married? If not, why? You shouldn't be carousing the internet like this all by yourself. This internet is a dangerous place. On top of that, you choose to mock God and his people by asking stupid questions on this forum. You're opening yourself up to Satan's grasp with every breath you take. I beg of you, get some male supervision before coming on here.

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          • releaseme
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 116

            #20
            Re: things that will get you banned

            Bit of a strange question to ask.
            The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #21
              Re: things that will get you banned

              Originally posted by releaseme View Post
              Bit of a strange question to ask.
              I agree, it makes me want to request him to be banned justfor being so stupid to ask it.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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