[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

I'm not sure if this was your introduction post? If so it seems a bit minimalist?

Somewhere between Pierre Boulez and Hieronymus Bosch? There is something called Goa trance; have you heard of it?

Iceland is similarly an island off the coast of a continent or sub-continent or larger island as in the case of Tasmania some of which have slightly differing weather so there's a few areas (geographical and artistic) well set up for heathens to avoid ever hearing about Jesus and yet you've decided on our intro. forum bringing you closer to an actual introduction but can I be certain yet you're not headed for everlasting torture yourself?

Have you accepted Jesus?

[John Berkley]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Thank you for sharing this information with us Brother.

But, would it be a good deed if somone invaded Iceland? I mean, it is a sinful place after all.

[MitzaLizalor]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FASHION POLICE

Following fashions in clothing, shoes or gloves and especially steampunk face-masks, head-goggles or hippie toe-jewellery is to be avoided by all means. Modest attire is required by God for approval to enter Heaven, worn throughout our earthly lives and in particular following the gift of Salvation. Because not everyone wore appropriate designs as heathens.

Take a hippie wearing a kilt with jingles on his toes and luminous deely boppers. He is sitting on a rock. Imagine what happens when he says, "Ah, you've noticed my toe-rings, do take a closer look.." and he makes them jingle for you waving a foot around in the air honestly the deely boppers will be the least of your problems. Haut couture is no better. I've noticed more contrasty pigments are in vogue this season, a little more sheer for summer and apart from being ludicrously overpriced for what you get walking around in this stuff is not something a Christian would ever consider.

I'm sure others have walked into a boutique, very smartly dressed, and you'd think the staff were all having strokes at the same time the way they look at you, aghast. The necks stiffen, the lips curl almost curl not quite but they're curling on the inside they can't hide it: revulsion. Whoever did their hair must have been on LSD for a month but fashion police give a nod and what they're wearing wouldn't be out of place in the local bordello. Which is where the music seems to be suggesting you should clock on for a weekend or two. I couldn't help myself. I just had to try on the most clashing garments I could find just to see if they could sneer any harder. A couple of them started whispering but I'm shy by nature and thought if I carried on like this the manager would probably vomit so I left them to it.

Hell would be the ultimate destination for anyone so enticed, into the shop into the lifestyle and into the crazed hairdresser's. Sure, the fashion police will smile and bob when they see you coming, nod with approval to their minions who'll pretend they're not looking but they are. It's a snare set out for Christians who may think a smart look is appropriate, which it is of course, but this freak show is something to avoid. Not perhaps in the TOP 7 but a certain portal, into the pit, forever.

And yes .. they could. sneer a bit harder. Tough! But they managed it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[James Hutchins]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers

You know, we are blessed by your unjust persecution. The Bible tells us so:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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-- Irish gobbledegook removed --

Why do you seek to persecute us, young lady? Who are you, and why do you hate Jesus so much? Is your name Siobahn? If so, why do you not write "Scieohbarn"? That would be more logical. But I know logic and reasoning are difficult for you little people.

YBIC

[Celtic Demons]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions

This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.

I have seen stupider, more ignorant things said by atheists here . . . but I agree, this one is definitely up there.

Why not start your own introduction thread, and tell us about your church, and your favorite Bible verse, and your walk with Jesus? We want to get to know you!

[Levi Jones]

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This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.

Since you're a genius, perhaps you might expound on this. Maybe you can explain to us little people why it is ignorant, using the Bible of course.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.

Since you're a genius, perhaps you might expound on this. Maybe you can explain to us little people why it is ignorant.

[ThatMongoloidChick]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.

[Cranky Old Man]

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If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions

This is the part Atheists never get. Because you have no morals you can not imagine how being a Christian having morals works. If you were a Christian it would not have surprised you at all. I have never been tempted by a woman. I have had sex with my wife to make some children and I hated every minute of it, just like God intended.

[Skittles the Lumberjack]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.




Because he has never been tempted:

Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".

If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions

[speedyburp]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Doing that might be a bit difficult, as if you have no hands or eyes it's going to be very hard to read the Bible. I suppose you could get someone to read it to you though.

I also find it very hard to believe that sinning was invented in Iceland, as there have only been humans in Iceland since the Vikings sailed there in the dark ages. Sin was "invented" in the garden of Eden when Adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit. The fact that Iceland is on a plate boundary explains why it's got hot springs, it's nothing to do with hell.

[Levi Jones]

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YOur an idiot.

If you are going to call someone an idiot, might I suggest doing it the right way? I rarely do this grammar nazi thing, but YOU'RE in dire need of education.

'almost everyone on the internet will end up in hell' Oh but I assume your one of the few that wont....

That is correct. Cranky is one of the most saved people I know.