Greetings and salutations.

[Live and Love]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum©.

Being a chef is a fine job. Bisuits do not make themselves. A cook though, is a womans job. A chef denotes the ability to create fine meals and grill properly. I assume you use lard in your gravy and make your grits from scratch.

Have you tried adding God's word to the meals the sinners and sodomites order?

Thank you brother Hutchins, of course I do my best to make the meals more Godly. I only cook wholesome American food, if anyone requests any of that French filth, I refuse to cook it. It is more than worth it. We have a good clientele of honest American folk who come to purge their hunger, but occasionally we will get some sodomites in. Rather than refuse to serve them, however, I like to slip a message into their food. It works best with alphabet soup, but I can get pretty creative with how I grill my steaks!

I remain concerned that you work at a restaurant in any position brother. We all know that the sodomites of this world work in the "hospitality industry" in an effort to be around the God Fearing men to recruit them to be sodomized slaves of Satan!

And remember even if you suspect you work amongst homers you must take Holy action!!

I pray in Jesus' name!

I know exactly what you mean, brother! It's a terrible state of affairs when a wholesome heterosexual American cannot go to work without being exposed to the work of the devil. Naturally, I admonish them and preach to them about the evil of their ways, and I get in trouble with my boss for being "homophobic" and prejudice! Of course I'm homophobic, since when was that a crime? People do not seem to realize the danger they pose. And when I try to quote scripture to him that tells him I am allowed to judge in righteousness, he tells me I am forcing my beliefs on people, and it's inappropriate!

One day I will leave this damned pit of hell and return to my roots in Texas, or to Freehold, where I wont be forced to be accepting of sinners.

Thank you again for your welcome!

[True Disciple]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Welcome, Brother!

I run a firm household, and will not accept any blasphemous or irreverent material in my home. The devil is always trying to plant his seed.

You sound like a Good, Biblical Father:

Proverbs 13:24:
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I think that's why God has blessed you with two children. Do you have any daughters as well?

While searching the internet (normally a den of filth and revile) for anything truly Godly, and finding nothing but nonsense from extremist groups like the Church of mormon and those Catholics, I eventually stumbled across this site and found it to be the thing I was looking for all along.

I'm glad to hear that! Landover is a Beacon of Hope for the Lost:

Matthew 5:12-16:
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

Thank you for your welcome, and I hope we can make a difference in this God-hating world.

So do I, Brother! I'm glad you are here, aiding our divine mission. And your post about rock music, while of course you shouldn't have posted it before your introduction post, was really Godly! Let the Truth™ be heard!

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

I work as a chef at a restaurant (don't worry, I'm not a homer, though I strongly suspect my colleagues of being such) to support my wife and children.

I remain concerned that you work at a restaurant in any position brother. We all know that the sodomites of this world work in the "hospitality industry" in an effort to be around the God Fearing men to recruit them to be sodomized slaves of Satan!

And remember even if you suspect you work amongst homers you must take Holy action!!

I pray in Jesus' name!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(c).

Being a chef is a fine job. Bisuits do not make themselves. A cook though, is a womans job. A chef denotes the ability to create fine meals and grill properly. I assume you use lard in your gravy and make your grits from scratch.

Have you tried adding God's word to the meals the sinners and sodomites order?

[Live and Love]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Thank you Pastor, praise Jesus indeed.

I attend the Calvary Baptist Church in Santa Monica every Sunday. I'm married and have 2 children, Jonah and Samuel, they are 8 and 4 respectively, and follow the teachings of Jesus to the letter. I run a firm household, and will not accept any blasphemous or irreverent material in my home. The devil is always trying to plant his seed.

I work as a chef at a restaurant (don't worry, I'm not a homer, though I strongly suspect my colleagues of being such) to support my wife and children.

While searching the internet (normally a den of filth and revile) for anything truly Godly, and finding nothing but nonsense from extremist groups like the Church of Moron and those Catholics, I eventually stumbled across this site and found it to be the thing I was looking for all along.

Thank you for your welcome, and I hope we can make a difference in this God-hating world.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings and salutations.

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church and yourself.

[Live and Love]

Before I start, allow me to send a public apology to Pastor Ezekiel for my thread http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...937#post510937

I know I was jumping the gun by posting this, but my passion for God and His ministry was too strong for me to contain. Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Edward Randy Piller Jr. My father, Edward Piller Sr., raised me in the baptist church to be a strong and true American Christian. I was saved 12 years ago when I underwent full immersion baptism and devoted my life to serving God and Country.

I regret my warning, and the message "Unsaved trash spouting nonsense". Please forgive me for this, and know that I want to redeem myself in this magnificent church.

I was born in Milford, Texas, but thanks to work commitments, I now reside amongst the sodomites in Santa Monica, California. It hurts to live among sinners, I can feel them trying to make me gay every day, but eventually I will return to my hometown and live amongst God's people once again.

My favorite Bible verse is in my signature, "When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin." - Psalm 109:7, but there are thousands that I love. The KJV1611 is the only true word of God, and I live by it with utter strictness.

That's me, I hope I can join you all in fighting the enemies of God Almighty.