[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

Fair enough. Let it be written I am a proud Anglican Christian

Translation: "I have chosen satan over Jesus and will burn in a lake of fire forever."

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

No this forum is like the Book of Life or Book of Death, what is written here is forever!

Praise Jesus!!

Fair enough. Let it be written I am a proud Anglican Christian

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

Anyway I can delete this thread? I'm content being Anglican

No this forum is like the Book of Life or Book of Death, what is written here is forever!

Praise Jesus!!

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

That's a MALE?! What kinda of satanic homer music are you listening to?! You better take the advice of all the True Christians™ and get yourself into that Bible (KJV 1611)! Do you WANT to burn in eternal hellfire?

No I don't. And I don't believe I will. I'm certain God loves me for who I am, being Anglican and all.
I can't be bothered putting up with ignorant know-it-alls. Anyway I can delete this thread? I'm content being Anglican

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

Already explained in a post earlier. I clearly state I am a female, and the person in my avatar is a male. It is not me, but a member of one of my favourite bands.

That's a MALE?! What kinda of satanic homer music are you listening to?! You better take the advice of all the True Christians™ and get yourself into that Bible (KJV 1611)! Do you WANT to burn in eternal hellfire?

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

Is it Christian Rock?!?!?

Perhaps Brother Zeke can tell you about the evil of Christian Rock!!!

And get a copy of the KJV1611 in your hands NOW!!! Then pray pray pray!!!!

In Jesus' name!!!

Honestly would have thought Christian rock would actually be ok...

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

Have you looked at your picture on God's Favorite Christian Forum? A body covered with those...markings makes God puke. And we assume that is a picture of you? Anything else would be a lie!!

Already explained in a post earlier. I clearly state I am a female, and the person in my avatar is a male. It is not me, but a member of one of my favourite bands.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

It's a picture of a guitarist from my favourite band, who actually have some religion based songs.

Is it Christian Rock?!?!?

Perhaps Brother Zeke can tell you about the evil of Christian Rock!!!

And get a copy of the KJV1611 in your hands NOW!!! Then pray pray pray!!!!

In Jesus' name!!!

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

So in other words you're saying that your 18 year old female imagination is true, but the Holy Word of God isn't?

That's blasphemy.

God commands us to follow EVERY WORD of the Bible, miss.

I'm saying I do my best to follow the Bible, but surely you would understand it can be difficult at times. We all fall short of the glory of God. I never said that the Lord's word was untrue...

And I'm still confused about the tattoo thing. Unless you're referring to my avatar, which actually isn't me. It's a picture of a guitarist from my favourite band, who actually have some religion based songs.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

Sorry, but what on earth is this to do with??

Have you looked at your picture on God's Favorite Christian Forum? A body covered with those...markings makes God puke. And we assume that is a picture of you? Anything else would be a lie!!

[Chris T]

Re: Hi from Australia

Brother Zeke, she's reading the Satan version of the word of God so what good would reading it do her?

It's never too late to repent and pick yourself up a copy of the KJV 1611!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Australia

I did read them. But in all honesty, I don't see how they're true. Doesn't God and Jesus love everyone, no matter their skin colour, gender etc? And also, if I love and praise God, and follow the Bible best I can + pray... Pretty sure that's what a Christian actually is. I don't want to have to 'hate' on friends.

So in other words you're saying that your 18 year old female imagination is true, but the Holy Word of God isn't?

That's blasphemy.

God commands us to follow EVERY WORD of the Bible, miss.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

Re: Hi from Australia

You've never actually read the Bible from cover-to-cover before, have you.

Brother Zeke, she's reading the Satan version of the word of God so what good would reading it do her?

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

But are you also remembering to tithe at least 30% of your gross income to Landover Baptist Church? Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian) would want you to do that. Praying is wonderful but you gotta pay if you want to pray and play!!

That seems wrong to be asking for that much money. I am currently an unemployed student anyway.

You have the wrong type of friends if God wants you to hate them

Not necessarily hate. I more mean... I don't want to have to shove my religion down one of my best friend's throats who is a devout Muslim, especially when she respects me. And also for my gay friend.

[amymareexx]

Re: Hi from Australia

I am also NOT pleased about your demonic body markings. As we learn in the Holy Word of Jesus "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28


I am sure Landover Baptist Church has a Christ following dermatologist ho can remove those marks of Satan from you at a reasonable price.

Praise Jesus!!

Sorry, but what on earth is this to do with??

You've never actually read the Bible from cover-to-cover before, have you.

Not in one sitting. I've studied most of it through church, bible studies and youth groups.
I know that Bible says a woman can't lead the church, I'm just stating I don't see why it's wrong. I'd feel much more comfortable.