[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Be careful, a lot of times what comes over you in your sleep can take awhile to wash off -- just use your Christian discernment to be sure that it wasn't something sinful.

I was about to say, is the OP entirely certain that it wasn't her randy roommate who may have.....er...done that in a 'dream'?

[David Ben Ahzea]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Um, I didn't do that.... In fact that goes against all of the Wiccan laws. "An do what ye will, harm ye none."

I hope that your sincere conversion to the True Faith (tm) encompasses the complete abandonment of this dangerous view. We are commanded to harm people for a variety of infringements of God's law, as well as for occupying land which God has commanded us to occupy and even for simply existing. In most cases the harm prescribed by the Lord is terminal: a useful summary of the regulations is provided here, in the only acceptable version of God's Word.

http://home.earthlink.net/~owl233/KJV.htm

And let me hear no happy-clappy misreadings of the New Testament, either.....

Matt 26:31 "Then saith Jesus unto them, All ye shall be offended because of me this night: for it is written, I will smite the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock shall be scattered abroad."

We stock smiting rods. And sheep.

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

So . . . you prayed to dirt, and asked it to cast spells for you?

How exactly did the sacrificing and eating of Christian babies work into dirt-worship?

Um, I didn't do that.... In fact that goes against all of the Wiccan laws. "An do what ye will, harm ye none."

And I never prayed to the dirt. That could possibly be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

There are different forms of Wicca. Some believe in Mother Earth, some believe in the 'great goddess,' and some like I had, believed in worshiping the earth.

So . . . you prayed to dirt, and asked it to cast spells for you?

How exactly did the sacrificing and eating of Christian babies work into dirt-worship?

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

@James Hutchins.

Aww, thank you Mr. Hutchins! That really means a lot to me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Nolita, your story of redemption has warmed the cockles of my heart. I would be proud to stand straight and true at your back, sharing the love of Jesus with you.

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Dear child, this is the Lord's way of telling you you are extremely stupid. But be not downhearted. Stupidity is no bar to the Kingdom of Heaven, and is positively helpful in understanding Creationism.

The hair shirt is probably what is meant by "sackcloth" in the Bible,

(eg Psalms 35:13: But as for me, when they were sick, my clothing [was] sackcloth: I humbled my soul with fasting; and my prayer returned into mine own bosom.)

and is worn out of the sight of mankind under one's decent and Godly everyday garb, where it reminds the wearer at every moment (though admittedly in a small way) of Christ's suffering on the Cross. Wearing one is particularly meritorious if lice can be induced to establish a colony therein, and Harris Tweed is conducive to infestations of this nature.

Our Penitential Garments are available in ladies' sizes as well. Bless you for your interest.

Well, clearly I am not the only stupid one.

I wikipedia-ed it that day.

Thanks for attempting to help me though.

[David Ben Ahzea]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Er... Why a hair shirt?

I feel extremely stupid.

Dear child, this is the Lord's way of telling you you are extremely stupid. But be not downhearted. Stupidity is no bar to the Kingdom of Heaven, and is positively helpful in understanding Creationism.

The hair shirt is probably what is meant by "sackcloth" in the Bible,

(eg Psalms 35:13: But as for me, when they were sick, my clothing [was] sackcloth: I humbled my soul with fasting; and my prayer returned into mine own bosom.)

and is worn out of the sight of mankind under one's decent and Godly everyday garb, where it reminds the wearer at every moment (though admittedly in a small way) of Christ's suffering on the Cross. Wearing one is particularly meritorious if lice can be induced to establish a colony therein, and Harris Tweed is conducive to infestations of this nature.

Our Penitential Garments are available in ladies' sizes and our latest line - hair tights - are particularly recommended for serious repentance. Bless you for your interest. I am sending you our catalogue.

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Er... Why a hair shirt?

I feel extremely stupid.

[David Ben Ahzea]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....




Um.... no?

You will certainly need a hair shirt. May I recommend the Only Authentic Harris Tweed Penitential Garment (tm), available in the clan tweed of your choice from:

Isle of Sodd Faith Ministry Promotions
Free Independent Baptist Church of the Southern Hebrides (excluding Lugg)
Isle of Sodd
Near Rockall,
United (regrettably and we pray not for much longer) Kingdom

The price is subject to exchange rate fluctuations and the price of diesel, but is currently $64.99 per unit.

Order soon to be safe with Jesus!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....

That's a start. You should have a place to store your sack cloth and ashes to lie in if needed.

[Dirk]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Our Lord came upon me in a dream and spoke to me. He told me to repent my ways and join the followers at Landover Baptist.

Ever since this miraculous night, I have felt such a feeling of contentment. Now, I know that my letting the Lord and his holy son Jesus into my life I can and will be saved and I am SO SO SO grateful.

Please, my brothers and sisters, accept me with open arms and show me how to follow our Father in heaven the right way.

Welcome, remember you need to have the KJV1611 to get the party started! Reading it takes a while, but it's a lot of fun. It is also a lifesaver, so welcome!

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Well done! Do you pray to Jesus for forgiveness of these sins?

Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....

Are your sheets soaked?????
Maybe you could sell the sheets to the vatican??? Miracle Jizz, you'd have the papists lined up for miles to witness the miracle and get anointed!

Um.... no?

[Nolita]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

See how bizarre the beliefs of non-believers are?

How can you both believe in something-from-nothing Darwinism AND believe in a "goddess" who created everything?

There are different forms of Wicca. Some believe in Mother Earth, some believe in the 'great goddess,' and some like I had, believed in worshiping the earth.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

Are your sheets soaked?????
Maybe you could sell the sheets to the vatican??? Miracle Jizz, you'd have the papists lined up for miles to witness the miracle and get anointed!