[Talitha]

Re: Hep me please!

Alas, False Christian Sister Taliban has let a ole man down. I waited and waited in front a the Soljer's home in Dime Box, and they wasn't a soul who even drove thru town. Being one of the last veterans of Double You Double You One, Im gettin perty used to bein forgot, tho.

Maybe some of you Real Church Ladies will come pray with and sit by a pore old man, since Sister Taliban caint be bothered. By the way, I'm gonna tell God what she did. Praise Jesus!!

Why you old Homer!!
How dare you insult me!
After further investigation I found that you haven't got a Penny to your name.
I also found that you're not an "Old Veteran" at all, but an old Vet. In other words a Retired Veterinary Surgeon who made his meagre wealth shoving Thermometers up Cat's you-know-what's and Castrating Dogs.
I also found that you're not really 115 years old, you are just so ugly you look it!

Be careful you don't have an "unfortunate accident" in the next few days. You've only escaped an eternity in Hell temporarily.

Oh, by the way, just to make your day, I own rather large shares in that Old Soldiers Home where you live.
You better start packing.

God knows everything we all do you Old Coot, and he certainly gives his Blessings to all my actions as a True Christian™ and Triple Platinum Tither.

The Lord works in wonderful ways.

PRAISE©