[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: The beginning

But probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.

That would be a pity. I expect God would heal his anus and make it as tender as new so that he can feel every red hot foot of Satan's Mighty Member on its everlasting journey.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The beginning

So I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and f

Jeremiah 13:25 (King James Version 1611) 25This is thy lot, the portion of thy measures from me, saith the LORD; because thou hast forgotten me, and trusted in falsehood.

Every time I hear to preach about that false spaghetti monster, I rejoice in the knowledge that you will burn in Hell with the rest of your pirate loving, falsehood preaching ilk. But probably your anus will be so calloused from life that you won't even feel the Devil's member in death.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.

So I made a typo at least I know the difference between truth and fairy tales, and ph and f

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The beginning

I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have

I can not help noticing that you are unable to spell know (the k is silent). This I presume indicates that you wouldn't recognize knowledge if it came up to you and kicked you in the groin.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.

Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.

I am not misguided as I now the TRUTH and have not been taken in by a made up story like you have

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

I don't smoke crack either...
As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.

I do not have a narrow minded world view. May I remind you that God commands the world right to the edge of it and back again as well as the universe around it.

Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

How can that be narrow? I tell you Freddie; You are the misguided one. Repent and receive the Lords forgiveness or be forever damned.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.

I don't smoke crack either...
As seem to think that truths that do not fit in with your narrow minded view of the world are pornography it could explain why you find things so hard to understand.

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

Mmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it is

I do not understand that. But then again, I do not smoke crack either.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I do not watch pornografy

Mmm you can't even spell it so do you actually know what pornography is? the Truth is not pornography, though you and your friends would like us to think it is

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

It has a lot of other fairy tales in it too, but none of them are true, now if you want to learn about truth read the True Gospel, penned by a real prophet, link to where you can acquire it in my signature below,

I do not watch pornografy

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

The Bible says there is!

It has a lot of other fairy tales in it too, but none of them are true, now if you want to learn about truth read the True Gospel, penned by a real prophet, link to where you can acquire it in my signature below,

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: The beginning

There is no Hell.

The Bible says there is!

[Deuteronomy]

Re: The beginning

There is no Hell.

Why don't you put your money where your funny mouth is and support that claim with scripture?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The beginning

I think we get it. You're a big comedian. A real tough guy. The thing is, funny man, that when we rejoice in heaven, you will be tortured in Hell by Satan and his legions of demons. Then you will understand that we were laughing at you not with you, and that the joke is all on you. Of cause by that time it will be too late and nobody will give a flying rats ass.

Maybe except me...I will be laughing

Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

There is no Hell.