[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: I need help

Mostly all of the poor people in Scotland drink it.

However since i was brought up in a good Christian family I never touched it. Unfortunately though, i did take drugs. I feel that God has forgiven me now. I am marrying that young girl a week after her birthday in November.

Oh, well done for avoiding following the trends set by the unsaved in Scotland. Deuteronomy describes many of your young countrymen accurately:

Deuteronomy 21:20
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

I have a good feeling about you. A warm, soothing feeling inside me that screams the cry of salvation. SAVE ME you plead.

Read the KJV Bible every day and keep yourself free of sin, that is the first step on the winding road into Jesus's welcoming arms.

[Tynedogger]

Re: I need help

We have a similar problem in the north east all of men are obessed with newkkey brun and most of lady's with lambrinee

It is quite awful I saw one lady weeing up a wall the other day I have no idea how one does that

Praise be to god almighty we are not all like that!

[MrCampbell]

Re: I need help

Mostly all of the poor people in Scotland drink it.

However since i was brought up in a good Christian family I never touched it. Unfortunately though, i did take drugs. I feel that God has forgiven me now. I am marrying that young girl a week after her birthday in November.

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: I need help

This buckky stuff sounds awful and what it can do to young women, do the men in scotland drink it too?

When I read this I was so shocked I spilt my tea down my Cincinnati Bow Tie

[mymakersson]

Re: I need help

Hopefully, if her father gives his consesnt my wife will bring to this world, twin boys to catch up on time wasted when I was a sinner.

I will pray every night to have twin boys, soldiers of God.

praise be,brother
God is on your side

[MrCampbell]

Re: I need help

Hopefully, if her father gives his consesnt my wife will bring to this world, twin boys to catch up on time wasted when I was a sinner.

I will pray every night to have twin boys, soldiers of God.

[Maude.]

Re: I need help

I did hear that once the young girls have consumed the bottles contents then they the bottle for terrible acts of lust.
As Winner not Sinner says, Mr.Campbell, you'd best snap her up before her wicked friends introduce her to the Bucky bottle.
Start producing those soldiers for God.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I need help

You don't want to know Billy Bob as i might give you evil thoughts about things of a perverse nature

Oh, it's like that, is it? That is diabolical. I will make sure my wife Ethel never gets one of those.

[MrCampbell]

Re: I need help

Finally, we are getting somewhere. If I were you, I would be sure to have wedding plans made in advance of her birthday, so that when she reaches the age of consent you can get married immediately.

As Maude says, outside of God's favourite country good Christian™ girls are few and far between; best to snap her up quickly.

I shall go speak to her father tomorrow. I am sure he will have the same opinion in wanting his daughter to be wedded as soon as possible.

I am just afraid that he has heard of my past and won't give me his consent to marry his daughter.

[Mingita]

Re: I need help

You don't want to know Billy Bob as i might give you evil thoughts about things of a perverse nature

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: I need help

Yes, there is a girl at church but she is only 15. It will be 5 months before she is legally allowed to marry and have a baby.

Finally, we are getting somewhere. If I were you, I would be sure to have wedding plans made in advance of her birthday, so that when she reaches the age of consent you can get married immediately.

As Maude says, outside of God's favourite country good Christian(tm) girls are few and far between; best to snap her up quickly.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I need help

Mr.Campbell, I have heard in Scotland there is a very serious problem with finding young wives who have not already been corrupted by the diabolical Bucky bottle, is this the case?

You mean that freezable pillow thing? Tell us more.

[MrCampbell]

Re: I need help

Mr.Campbell, I have heard in Scotland there is a very serious problem with finding young wives who have not already been corrupted by the diabolical Bucky bottle, is this the case?

Yes, you have heard of the sinful alcoholic beverage called buckfast. This is a serious problem, mainly in the west of Scotland. The sinful Buckfast causes young women to become crazy and have intercourse with strangers. This is a big problem for me.

[Maude.]

Re: I need help

Mr.Campbell, I have heard in Scotland there is a very serious problem with finding young wives who have not already been corrupted by the diabolical Bucky bottle, is this the case?

[MrCampbell]

Re: I need help

You should be pushing yourself to find a woman. Do you lack the ability to think for yourself? What about at your Church?

Yes, there is a girl at church but she is only 15. It will be 5 months before she is legally allowed to marry and have a baby.