[celibanana]

Re: I love Jesus!

I do, and I love all God's creatures. Especially pigs as I am a big fan of Hamburgers.

May I just point out that it sounds like you love Pig Hamburgers more than the Lord?

I could spend all day talking about my love for the Lord, yet you just keep talking about what's in a hamburger and if the A-Team is full of homosexuals or not. Sure sounds like a Godmocker among us.

[True Disciple]

Re: I love Jesus!

i don't believe in Jesus or the concept of Christianity for that matter

It's great that you have found the Introduction Forum. Now please post your personal introduction thread here, detailing your name, your age, your conversion story, your favorite Bible Verse, et cetera.

[boxiee]

Re: I love Jesus!

i don't believe in Jesus or the concept of Christianity for that matter

[HTannor]

Re: I love Jesus!

So is mine dear Brother.

Since you asked so politly Dear Brother,

Unsaved Trash should never use the phrase "Brother" (or "Sister"). Those privileges are reserved for those of us that have attained "Forum Member" or "True Christian" status.

Until such a time you're admitted to the lofty status of one of the above, confine yourself to the use of "Mr.", "Sir", "Rev." or "Pastor" (or "Miss" or "Mrs."). You'll find using this common courtesy will go far.

[True Disciple]

Re: I love Jesus!

Since you asked so politly Dear Brother, I can confirm that I absolutely follow the KJV Bible and my favourite Verse is:

Nahum 3:2 (King James Version)


2The noise of a whip, and the noise of the rattling of the wheels, and of the pransing horses, and of the jumping chariots.

I prey this clarifies matters.

That's much better, friend. By the way, "pray" is with an "a," not with an "e."

I like this Verse, an the context around it, as well. It's always great to remember how God forcefully intervenes whenever someone threatens His People: he repays genocide with genocide.

Can you tell us your conversion story? How did you come to know Jesus?

[James Dewitt]

Re: I love Jesus!

Since you asked so politly Dear Brother, I can confirm that I absolutely follow the KJV Bible and my favourite Verse is:

Nahum 3:2 (King James Version)


2The noise of a whip, and the noise of the rattling of the wheels, and of the pransing horses, and of the jumping chariots.

I prey this clarifies matters.

Tell me friend what church do you attend?

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

My friend, could you please stop blabbering about faggot television programs and pork hamburgers and whatnot, and answer my question about your so-called Faith?

You said you were a Christian. Please elaborate. Do you follow the entire KJV Bible? What is your favorite Bible Verse?

Since you asked so politly Dear Brother, I can confirm that I absolutely follow the KJV Bible and my favourite Verse is:

Nahum 3:2 (King James Version)


2The noise of a whip, and the noise of the rattling of the wheels, and of the pransing horses, and of the jumping chariots.

I prey this clarifies matters.

[True Disciple]

Re: I love Jesus!

It appears that there are some unanswered questions on this thread.

Can anyone confirm if The A Team's leading cast are homosexual? If so, can you provide a source?

Kind regards,

Colin.

My friend, could you please stop blabbering about faggot television programs and pork hamburgers and whatnot, and answer my question about your so-called Faith?

You said you were a Christian. Please elaborate. Do you follow the entire KJV Bible? What is your favorite Bible Verse?

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

It appears that there are some unanswered questions on this thread.

Can anyone confirm if The A Team's leading cast are homosexual? If so, can you provide a source?

Kind regards,

Colin.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I love Jesus!

Dear James,

My apologies for not being so clear when I stated that HAM comes from a pig. Should you feel the need to read through my previous posts on this thread you will find that I did not state that PORK was in HAMburgers.

Once again I must apologize as I now realize the need to write in clear American English to explain my point to meet the most basic of understandings in future.

Kind regards,

Colin

Nor is there any ham if you took the time to read the history of the Hamburger you will see the ONLY meat in it is BEEF

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I love Jesus!

I am wondering something, maybe you could answer a question to help clear my mind. Are you one of the Caucasian homos or are you the nigra? God hates homos!

WRONG so very WRONG.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Brother Diamond was wondering the same thing. Yet the question remains unanswered.

So is mine dear Brother.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: I love Jesus!

Great way to avoid the question. If you are being truthful with us, why do you think that pork is found in a Hamburger? The pirate even knows that you are fibbing!

Dear James,

My apologies for not being so clear when I stated that HAM comes from a pig. Should you feel the need to read through my previous posts on this thread you will find that I did not state that PORK was in HAMburgers.

Once again I must apologize as I now realize the need to write in clear American English to explain my point to meet the most basic of understandings in future.

Kind regards,

Colin

[True Disciple]

Re: I love Jesus!

I am a Christian man who enjoys Hamburgers and loves Jesus.

Thank you for your information regarding homosexuality, but I am fully aware of this already.

I hope this clears your mind and clarifies matters.

Enough about hamburgers. I ws wondering, what kind of Christian are you? A True(tm) One, following the Bible in its entirety, or a false one, picking and choosing among verses?

For example, do you worship the God of the Bible, who destroys an entire nation using pestilence, all for His Greater Glory? Or do you worship the false god of false christians, who only loves people?

Exodus 9:15-16:
or now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.
And in very deed for this cause have I raised thee up, for to shew in thee my power; and that my name may be declared throughout all the earth.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I love Jesus!

Then why do you have four gay men as the picture of your avatar?

Brother Diamond was wondering the same thing. Yet the question remains unanswered.