[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

whats the matter you miss me?

No, actually I was trying to show how much Jesus loves this forum by bumping my thread up to a 1,000 views

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

It is boring over there, this thread was a lot more active when there was a casual discussion on the existence of homosexuals. I realize now that the only way a homosexual can truly be happy is by choosing not to be homosexual.

whats the matter you miss me?

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

General Church Fellowship would be your best bet if I were to hazard a guess.

It is boring over there, this thread was a lot more active when there was a casual discussion on the existence of homosexuals. I realize now that the only way a homosexual can truly be happy is by choosing not to be homosexual.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

is there a special area to do this or 'the introduction forum' is the one I use?

General Church Fellowship would be your best bet if I were to hazard a guess.

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

You will need to post one of our Pastors ia a new thread explaining your feelings and wishes to be re-Baptized

is there a special area to do this or 'the introduction forum' is the one I use?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

I would love nothing more

You will need to post one of our Pastors ia a new thread explaining your feelings and wishes to be re-Baptized but I warn you he will expect you to be honest about your vile catlik past and any and all sins you have committed on your road toward salvation. I will say it does my heart good to see you find your road to Salvation. Glory!

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

Now that you have seen the light you must be Baptized as a True Christian™

I would love nothing more

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

Well many times I have conversed with other Baptists, especially on the internet, but it was when someone gave me a link to this forum that convinced me of the ways of the True Christian.

The link was on a video game, your site gave proof of their evils, there was an article which connected video game play to some European kid going on a shooting spree

Consequently not being raised Baptist myself, and being lost without a parish when I joined I was properly corrected for quoting the apostles creed, all my conversations with Baptists, they had never told me the apostles creed was and is gibberish and nonsense, which it is, it is why I left my original place of faith in the first place. I did not agree with the apostles creed and many of the traditions, especially the one of infant baptism.

I had always thought it was unfair, even growing up that Baptists were originally called ana-baptists. This was translated to be 're-baptizers' but Baptists do not believe in re-baptism, We believe in the one True Baptism, all other Baptism's are filth infested swam water

From what you just said you are truly unsaved trash then. Now that you have seen the light you must be Baptized as a True Christian™, even though you say you have seen the light, you must accept Jesus as your Savior and truly commit your life to him. But if this is just another of your dalliance's don't compound your sins Remember Jesus will not desert you.

Hebrews 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

The Lord knows your true plans.

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

You're a damned foreigner I'll bet.

With administrative privileges you have you can peg me down to within 50-100 miles of where I live.

needless to say, I cannot ever earn the true American title, but even the dogs can eat the crumbs that fall from the table of the Lord

Praise Jesus

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I had to adopt

But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection

We're glad you see the wisdom of being called a fag. Our management staff here at LBC demands that each of us reach for the highest level of human improvement.

Calling people fags and homers seems to instill in people the desire to be seen as Christian heterosexuals. Many have found a way to get in touch with there inner selves after being subjected to the self-improvement commentary on this forum.

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

So on your religious timeline, when did you decide The Baptist Church and the ways of the True Christian™ were the ways to Salvation?

Well many times I have conversed with other Baptists, especially on the internet, but it was when someone gave me a link to this forum that convinced me of the ways of the True Christian.

The link was on a video game, your site gave proof of their evils, there was an article which connected video game play to some European kid going on a shooting spree

Consequently not being raised Baptist myself, and being lost without a parish when I joined I was properly corrected for quoting the apostles creed, all my conversations with Baptists, they had never told me the apostles creed was and is gibberish and nonsense, which it is, it is why I left my original place of faith in the first place. I did not agree with the apostles creed and many of the traditions, especially the one of infant baptism.

I had always thought it was unfair, even growing up that Baptists were originally called ana-baptists. This was translated to be 're-baptizers' but Baptists do not believe in re-baptism, We believe in the one True Baptism, all other Baptism's are filth infested swam water

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I had to adopt

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

You're a damned foreigner I'll bet.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

So on your religious timeline, when did you decide The Baptist Church and the ways of the True Christian™ were the ways to Salvation?

[scherzo]

Re: I had to adopt

Why will you not answer the simplest of questions with a direct answer? How many times have you ignored the simple request to know which Church you belong,

Because brother I am lost and have no Parish, This sin has haunted me for a very long time and it pains me to admit it. I am ashamed.

I am so ashamed, that I had to deflect the fact I have no place to call home, each time I stand for my belief's when I visit the other houses of Satan (Catholic, Anglican, United, etc. etc.) they nearly succeed making me believe their way is the true path to God. I do not know if you know how sneaky they can be, they are happy, have warm smiles, they shake your hand and welcome you. But not this place, At landover Baptist you are called a Fag when you enter, I must admit, I find this purifying refreshing. Being called a 'fag' humbles each new member for reflection, a look at ones life, it is only because of this that one can accept the Baptist church as Truth. The other whore houses coax you, ween you, and breast feed you into their ways. Here on the other hand, you are given the standard of faith immediately, you are given the Truth right away and it is up to each of us to step up to the plate and be measured. As the other process can take years or a lifetime of commitment, here salvation can be achieved in a day, if one only accepts they were unsaved fagots before entering into your house of worship

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I had to adopt

Why will you not answer the simplest of questions with a direct answer? How many times have you ignored the simple request to know which Church you belong, Either you are hiding something or just being purposefully argumentative. As an uninvited Visitor neither reason makes people want to welcome you with open arms and embrace your ideology that you have the answers and we are all seeing things wrong. We are not in the market for false prophets here.