[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Not much, I'm sure.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Howdy!

No, I'm not. I'm not yet married, but am looking for a wife.

Ah. Well, we may be able to help.

What could be better than settling down with a True Christian(tm) woman, enjoying her pie and producing soldiers for Jesus?

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Until you get your own, here is an online version

YIC,

John

Thank you, sir.

My Favorite bible verse is Daniel Ch 2: 21
-He revealeth the deep and secret things: he knoweth what is in the darkness, and the light dwelleth with him.

I came to be saved whilst I was a young lad. Around age 4, I believe. It's helped that my father is the pastor of my local Baptist church, and I've had many wise mentors help me make my way down the Christian road.

As for what I would like to discuss: How long has this wonderful internet site been active?

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

I suspect this is one of those toy boy homers.

No, I'm not. I'm not yet married, but am looking for a wife.

[Lisa H]

Re: Howdy!

Ummm NO. I think Brother Snapper made it very clear.

How many little boy childs have you?

Or are you a homersexual? We seem to have had an influx of them this week.

I suspect this is one of those toy boy homers.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Howdy!

how many Soldiers for Jesus (i.e. sons) they've produced,

I assume you mean how many people I've converted to the faith, right?

Ummm NO. I think Brother Snapper made it very clear.

How many little boy childs have you?

Or are you a homersexual? We seem to have had an influx of them this week.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Howdy!

I'm Mayor Of Awesometown. Despite the name, there is, sadly, no such place.

Mayor, clever name I must say. It turns out I am a real Mayor of a real place, Freehold, Iowa. This is the hometown of Landover Baptist Church.

As a "colleague", I'll pass along this advice. Follow the instructions, tell us about your journy in faith, what you would like to discuss with us and you will enjoy your time on this site.

All the best.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Howdy!

What do I need to do in order to no longer be considered "Unsaved Trash"?

Tithe to our Church. I can guarantee that a $1000 contribution will remove the designation.

Walk with Jesus!

[John Creeser]

Re: Howdy!

Not me personally...But I believe a member of my family owns one.

Until you get your own, here is an online version

YIC,

John

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

You got it Pontiac. You do have a version of the KJV1611 right?

Not me personally...But I believe a member of my family owns one.

[John Creeser]

Re: Howdy!

So...

1) Favorite bible verse (King James version)
2) Salvation through Jesus
3) Proper introduction

Are these the instructions?

You got it Pontiac. You do have a version of the KJV1611 right?

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Then you haven't been following our instructions.

So...

1) Favorite bible verse (King James version)
2) Salvation through Jesus
3) Proper introduction

Are these the instructions?

You claim you are not? Let's have a Bible-off over it.

I post a scripture. You follow. Ready?

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

I claim nothing within the context of that statement. I merely thought Talitha was referring to what the forum has designated me as, nothing more.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Howdy!

According to this forum, yes.

You claim you are not? Let's have a Bible-off over it.

I post a scripture. You follow. Ready?

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

[Talitha]

Re: Howdy!

According to this forum, yes.

Then you haven't been following our instructions.

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Are you still Unsaved Trash?

According to this forum, yes.