[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?

Who are you to judge. Are you one of her many lovers.

[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.

So you have just suddenly became engaged since I found out your whoring ways. I smell something very fishy.

Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;

[cesusjhrist]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.

Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.

No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.

[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.

Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.

I, for one, love black people. I am currently engaged to a black man. He is a hardworking, God fearing, republican. What more could one want??

Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.

Are you saying that you lack the self restraint to be with someone for six years without being intimate with them?

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

Are you a poofter IHeart?

I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?

I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.

I have not even known my boyfriend since I was four. I think you are just a senile, old bastard who should consider scheduling an eye exam. August is national eye exam month after all, and it is apparent that you need one because you are obviously having trouble reading. I'll pray that you don't have to wait too long before getting this much needed assistance.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?

I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

Are you a poofter IHeart?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.

First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

Once the person has rejected Jesus,

Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

I too have done mission work in a few of the southern states for the last seven years. I'm not one for drinking, strip clubs, blow, or hookers. Where did that even come from???

[Levi Jones]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?

No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

Once the person has rejected Jesus,

Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?

Read the links I posted and stop being a dimbulb.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!

That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?