[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I suggest you speak with a Pastor about your doubts. You are in no position to judge my Godliness. Jesus and other True Christians(tm) are allowed to judge -- you are not.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Your title says "Senior Member" not True Christian(tm).

Can a pastor turn my PM's on please?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Your title says "Senior Member" not True Christian(tm).

Can a pastor turn my PM's on please?

Absolutely. Just as soon as we receive your Love Offering to Jesus. Hit that Paypal button now, jennifer.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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When the godless homers attacked our servers a few weeks ago, there were issues with titles. I am (one of) Landover's Scientifical Advisor.

PMs will be turned on when Jesus moves one of the pastors to allow you the permission to do so. Always remember: Jesus' time is not our time. And definitely not *your* time.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Absolutely. Just as soon as we receive your Love Offering to Jesus. Hit that Paypal button now, jennifer.

Sorry, just moved house. Havent found my credit cards yet

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry, just moved house. Havent found my credit cards yet

Jesus only accepts real money nancy. U.S. Dollars will work. Our jew accountants are standing by.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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I'm here to read and write posts, not make the webmaster rich.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm here to read and write posts, not make the webmaster rich.

Well princess, let me disabuse you of your incorrect assumptions. You have been called here by Jesus. Count yourself lucky. You have been given a chance to avoid spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk in hell. It is up to you to make the most of this rare opportunity.

I don't want you to think that you have any rights in God's forum. If you are here to mock and spit on Jesus, your stay here will be quite short.

And it is not any master of webs, or whatever demonic master you serve, who will be made rich. The Holy Bible tells us that Jesus demands a minimum of 10% of your gross worth each year. So hit that Paypal button and help us spread the word of God to all four corners of the earth.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Hey I'm not here to argue...

[Enobarbus]

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Hey I'm not here to argue...

Why exactly are you here, Jennifer. Or should I say Mike?

It's a bit odd, isn't it? What are you trying to achieve?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Why exactly are you here, Jennifer. Or should I say Mike?

It's a bit odd, isn't it? What are you trying to achieve?

Just here to read the forums and have a laugh.

Mike is dead isn't he?

[Enobarbus]

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Just here to read the forums and have a laugh.

Mike is dead isn't he?

To be honest, I don't remember what the DOF investigation concluded. I thought he was in jail for stealing men's underwear off clothes lines and had been sold for a packet of tobacco to an inmate called the "Horseman". Or was that Brother Dave?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Not sure. As far as I know Mikey is missing presumed dead.

I'm here, though, alive and well.

[Enobarbus]

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Not sure. As far as I know Mikey is missing presumed dead.

I'm here, though, alive and well.

You sound like a liebral heretic to me -- a false Christian. A lost soul in bondage to the forces of darkness. The Lord has doubtless brought you here to the Light of Landover for a reason.

[Enobarbus]

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Your title says "Senior Member" not True Christian(tm).

Can a pastor turn my PM's on please?

You are quite sure about the significance of these titles? And of Brother Jon's status in the church?

It is just as well Mikey isn't here you perverted little faggit, or he'd be smacking your head in with a baseball bat for your insolence.