[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hai ()

Aristocrats? If you must call us that, but I like to think of myself as decent company, as in not a chav who was dragged-up and actually is inbred chav.

I notice you don't deny the buggery.

Mr. Temperance now Sir, why of all people are you worried about the anti-US bias? You are in the UK!

I hate all racism, no matter who it is directed against.

What is mocking?

It's what you did to Jesus just before you got banned for being a God-mocking queer. Goodbye.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hai ()

Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

Regards,
James N.

() <--MY kind of smiley :p

Well, first of all, y'all done said on your application that you're at least 18 when you signed up, now you admit otherwise. I see that the Godly Pastors have already fixed this up though.
My, but the devil's soldiers are ever younger these days.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hai ()

I have news for you boy: Jesus IS here now. He's watching you right now. He has called you here to His favorite forum for a reason, and that reason is NOT to study the thoroughly discredited theory of Darwinism.

Jesus wants you to study the Holy Bible, and to stop letting the upperclassmen bugger you all the time.

By the way; Here's a little known fact. Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already. His crazy theories resulted in just such depravity.

I hope you follow Jesus, not a dog buggerer.

I came here to learn.

I learned something new and useful to write on the rear window of our Escalade.

All of us should consider sloganeering in public.

This'll fit (one more reason to buy big cars) and look well.

Paint pen:

CHARLES DARWIN
WAS A COMMUNIST DRUG ADDICT
WHO WANTED TO MARRY HIS COCKER SPANIEL

ON HIS DEATHBED
HE DIED SHRIEKING FOR JESUS
TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE
HE COULD SMELL THE SULFUR ALREADY

Thank you Brother Z, PP

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hai ()

So, what do you think would Jesus have studied were he here now?

I have news for you boy: Jesus IS here now. He's watching you right now. He has called you here to His favorite forum for a reason, and that reason is NOT to study the thoroughly discredited theory of Darwinism.

Jesus wants you to study the Holy Bible, and to stop letting the upperclassmen bugger you all the time.

By the way; Here's a little known fact. Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already. His crazy theories resulted in just such depravity.

I hope you follow Jesus, not a dog buggerer.

[James Norrington]

Re: Hai ()

Welcome friend.

Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.

So, what do you think would Jesus have studied were he here now?

[James Norrington]

Re: Hai ()

That is the most wonderful quote I've heard all week! Thank you, I'll have to use it!

You are more than welcome Mr. Marty, Sir.

[James Norrington]

Re: Hai ()

Is that near the Harrow where inbred aristocrats who were too thick to get into Eton bugger each other?

Aristocrats? If you must call us that, but I like to think of myself as decent company, as in not a chav who was dragged-up and actually is inbred chav.

I'm more concerned about the blatant anti-American bias of some of his other subjects.

Mr. Temperance now Sir, why of all people are you worried about the anti-US bias? You are in the UK! Oh, and what, pray tell, is so anti-US? I've noticed a substitution of "s"s for "z"s in many of your posts...

Oh, mocking Jesus, eh?

What is mocking?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Hai ()

"If you believe in god, you might as well believe in god."

That is the most wonderful quote I've heard all week! Thank you, I'll have to use it!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hai ()

James and Nivrash, consider this a warning. This forum is for the glorification of God. It is not some honky-tonk pickup joint. This is not the place for hormone-fueled flirtation.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[James Norrington]

Re: Hai ()

PPS: @ Nirvash, sorry for misspelling your name (:s), but it's about your signature.
It's as good as saying "If you believe in god, you might as well believe in god.". I think this is because the flying spaghetti monster is a god to the satirical religion, pastafarianism. Actually, do you know the story behind Pastafarianism?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hai ()

Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill

Is that near the Harrow where inbred aristocrats who were too thick to get into Eton bugger each other?

Welcome friend.

Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.

I'm more concerned about the blatant anti-American bias of some of his other subjects.

PS: @Nivrash, I should know this, I returned from the dead.

Oh, mocking Jesus, eh?

[James Norrington]

Re: Hai ()

I'm studying science in order to go into medicine, do you want a breakdown of the syllabus?

PS: @Nivrash, I should know this, I returned from the dead.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hai ()

Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

Regards,
James N.

() <--MY kind of smiley :p

But did they teach spelling at Harrow-on-the-Hill? Also your emoticon's 'manga' eyes are offensive, not cute. Is this a casual way of disclosing your TRUE identity?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hai ()

Nirvash: Hi, Careful here these guys reject anything Science.
Not true at all, Satanist. Quit spreading your lies. We accept all science that is Biblically accurate. We only reject "science falsely so called", as the Bible commands (I Tim 6:20).

Bobby Joe: Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.
Let's hear his story. He could be studying those subjects so he can disprove Darwinism on the Darwinists' own terms.

I hope he's careful, though. I've heard many stories of folks who have tried that in the past, only to be persuaded by the Darwinista arguments and become converted themselves.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hai ()

Hi, Careful here these guys reject anything Science.

I do believe Nervish is finally getting the picture, we do reject secular science, and especially false-stalinist darwinism, as profane and vain babbling, for the Word of God is written clearly ...

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Welcome James ... do you believe in JESUS CHRIST? ... have you got the King James version 1611 Bible, the only TRUE™ Bible? ...

... if not, better get one and start reading just as soon as ...

With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy