[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings!

Good News; I have been avoiding having sex with a man. My Friend wants me to piffle him...but i told him, I was too tired and I took a shower lol

Don't lie to the sodomite! Tell it the truth. Tell it that you refuse to shove your God-given tallywacker up his poop-chute because you don't want to spend eternity in a lake of fire!

[BelovedEternally]

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Good News; I have been avoiding having sex with a man. My Friend wants me to fuck him...but i told him, I was too tired and I took a shower lol

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings!

If you had bothered to read BE's additional posts elsewhere, you would have found that he has realized the error of his ways and has chosen not to be a homer any more. The spunky ways of the Lord and love of Jesus has filled him to the brim hence he now has no further need for his homer lustings.

I want to know something else. What the HECK is a cristion?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Sister, I believe he made a typo, switched a couple of letters.

Widow Helen makes the most wonderful "crostini". See, all the same letters.

Like this:



Or this:



You should ask her to make you some!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Dont worry brother, i totally am with you..
Being gay is no such crime, its not you who have decided on being gay, its your hormones, you cant help it...
dont faal for all this crap ppl r giving you arnd...
if you really are a cristion, show it with your actions, like helping the needy, being humble to every1 arnd etc etc....
Jesus loves you man....:-)

If you had bothered to read BE's additional posts elsewhere, you would have found that he has realized the error of his ways and has chosen not to be a homer any more. The spunky ways of the Lord and love of Jesus has filled him to the brim hence he now has no further need for his homer lustings.

I want to know something else. What the HECK is a cristion?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Dont worry brother, i totally am with you..
Being gay is no such crime, its not you who have decided on being gay, its your hormones, you cant help it...
dont faal for all this crap ppl r giving you arnd...
if you really are a cristion, show it with your actions, like helping the needy, being humble to every1 arnd etc etc....
Jesus loves you man....:-)

SO you consider it love for Jesus to personally drop-kick this raging queer into Hell for rejecting Him, so that he may be tortured in the fires for all eternity?

What sort of sick monster do you think Jesus is, to say He loves someone and then go to the trouble of resurrecting him from death so He could torture the guy forever? That's LOVE?

You have a very warped concept of love, friend. Or are you just here to mock Jesus?

[sam.mark]

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I am extremely offended by what you people are saying. Calling out people like this just because they have a problem. I dont know why I even bothered joining, if all you are going to be intolerant like such. Very Rude. I believe in tolerance not hate.

Dont worry brother, i totally am with you..
Being gay is no such crime, its not you who have decided on being gay, its your hormones, you cant help it...
dont faal for all this crap ppl r giving you arnd...
if you really are a cristion, show it with your actions, like helping the needy, being humble to every1 arnd etc etc....
Jesus loves you man....:-)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm ignoring this message.

Just as you ignore the Bible and God.

Why do you turn your back on God? He's reaching out for you, and telling you to give up your life of sin so you can serve Him. Only through complete, unquestioning obedience to God can you ever be happy. Or go to Heaven.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I'm ignoring this message.

Rev. Rodimer makes very viable points, BE. You ignoring them will not take away from the Truth.

Also, perhaps the only reason you ARE angry over his comments is because you KNOW it's the truth, and one you want to ignore.

I can tell you are not a stupid person, just mislead by certain pleasures you choose not to control.

I do find it interesting though you DO use the Free Will God gave you; however, you just implement it the wrong way, in the wrong direction.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[BelovedEternally]

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No, it isn't.

If you loved God, you would recognize that He made humans to worship and obey Him.

If you loved God, you would understand that He came to Earth as a human to be mocked, ridiculed, and brutally temporarily sacrificed to wash away your sins -- if you repent.

If you loved God, you would know that sinning is spitting in His face. That includes Homerism.

Since you choose to live a life of sin, you cannot also love God.

I'm ignoring this message.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It is possible for a Homer to love God dumbass. Love shows no discrimination.

No, it isn't.

If you loved God, you would recognize that He made humans to worship and obey Him.

If you loved God, you would understand that He came to Earth as a human to be mocked, ridiculed, and brutally temporarily sacrificed to wash away your sins -- if you repent.

If you loved God, you would know that sinning is spitting in His face. That includes Homerism.

Since you choose to live a life of sin, you cannot also love God.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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So like um, based on what has already happened. I am beyond hell.

If you repent and are fake, Jesus WILL know and offer you the gift of Salvation.

You MUST be not only true to Him though, but also be true to yourself.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[BelovedEternally]

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Devil rock, sex perversions, and now fellowship with the unsaved? It is little wonder that you draw closer and closer to eternal hellfire with every breath.

II Corinthians 6:14-17
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate , saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

So like um, based on what has already happened. I am beyond hell.

[Jedediah]

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My Friend told me to post the first part. he isn't religious so, you CAN NOT bring him into this :B

Devil rock, sex perversions, and now fellowship with the unsaved? It is little wonder that you draw closer and closer to eternal hellfire with every breath.

II Corinthians 6:14-17
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate , saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

[Lisa H]

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Oh homer, like homer simpson, I consider that a compliment, and i thank you.

You are a silly homer.
Is this you and your boyfriend having a fight

[James Hutchins]

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excuse me. I don't mean to interject, but I'm no 'random best buy service rep'

thank you, that is all (:

Oh, you must be one of those 'Tata Phone Reps' They are making a TV show about you dots. Called something like 'Call Center', blasphemous bull crap, I tell you.