[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Yet again you display the violence inherent in the system!
No wonder your false faith has started so many wars.

Is that a "crips" bandana?

If you and Mr Deaner would like to work out your anxieties in a neutral setting perhaps a lively music improvisation session would help?
I have some new cymbals and a cowbell and could roast some saltbush lamb (or beef, either will go well with the wine and there are always fresh wild mushrooms + I grow my own herbs). Allow about 3 days.

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EDIT: and Mr Freddie can collect
his cape, to save postage

[Jo Freddie]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Yea....there will be a cannon involved...

Yet again you display the violence inherent in the system!
No wonder your false faith has started so many wars.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Yea....there will be a cannon involved...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Shut up fatso.

Oh such an in depth explainatinon of you position Deano

Am I mistaken or didn't your name use to be Mo?

You're mistaken. The name is JO but some imbasil of and Admin thoight it would be funny to change it, but I am used to such things, after all I am not actually a one legged sheep despite the profile picture they foisted on me.

Deaner, I can send a bunch of young Brothers in Christ with you, and the church will fund the whole trip. That tub of lard pirate needs to have his guts rearranged. Nobody says things like that about Pastor Al.

Great Idea, let me know when you are going to drop by, we can have a huge Pasta feast as Al reads to us from The Loose Canon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.

How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??

Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.

I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you retarded piece of filth.

Deaner, I can send a bunch of young Brothers in Christ with you, and the church will fund the whole trip. That tub of lard pirate needs to have his guts rearranged. Nobody says things like that about Pastor Al.

[Oneofakind]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

You neglected to explain

I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.

Am I mistaken or didn't your name use to be Mo?

[Deaner]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

You neglected to explain

I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.

Shut up fatso.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

You are one little sick fat man.

Over 6 foot, in good health, OK I could use to lose a couple of pounds, but by the standards of many Americans I am positively anorexic.

You neglected to explain

I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you

I take it the sessions with your therapist are still not getting a handle on your nocturnal problems.

[Deaner]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

If you come looking ...

You are one little sick fat man.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.

If you come looking for a chubby little person you are not going to find me.

How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??

Because he is no longer lost, he has found the true path, and if Al can do it there is hope for the rest of you.

Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.

Once you get to know Al he is a good bloke, but I think you are over doing it a tad.

I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on.

Why? have you not got over your nyctophobia yet?

[Deaner]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.

I'm coming to your house to kick out every tooth in your chubby little body.

How dare you say a great man like Pastor Al would convert to something called Pastafartbullshit??

Pastor Al has but one leader; Jesus Christ of America. He is a loyal and humble servant of the greatest Man that has ever walked the face of this earth.

I'm coming for you Mo Freddie; I'm coming. Leave the porch light on you retarded piece of filth.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

If you are refering to the openeing comment..


Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.

Oh, fun.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

It was incredibly wrong for anyone to attack this website, but I wanted to mention that DOSing does not require scripting from the attacker.

If you are refering to the openeing comment..

AKA 'script kiddies'.

Al has since left the building, now living on a idyllic Island, enjoying much pasta and beer as he has converted to Pastafarianism.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

It was incredibly wrong for anyone to attack this website, but I wanted to mention that DOSing does not require scripting from the attacker.

[my_death]

Re: ATTENTION DDOS ATTACKERS

AKA 'script kiddies'. I was on hiatus; yea, though I have walked through the valley in the shadow of death, I fear no evil....but I WAS trying to take a religious retreat!

Now some of you have been ordered by SATAN to disrupt my communion with the LORD JESUS. Probably a bunch of damn Catholicks! .

Whoever you are, you puny lives are over. I am commanded by GOD HIMSELF to return to the forum and smite you by wringing your chicken-necks.

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! THIS GODLY BOARD WILL NOT FAIL ON MY WATCH!! You want to try a DOS attack? DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? WELL, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?

Pastor Al E. Pistle

haha, you're weak and pathetic, little man.