Greetings!

[pdblouin33]

Re: Greetings!

Sorry, Landover Baptist Church,

While I do share many, if not all, of your beliefs, I would rather burn in eternal hellfire than to become a True Christian.

At least I'll have some fun chatting with the Mormons and the Jews down there. Not the Muslims, though, I don't like Muslims.

I thought your church was for me, but I must now leave it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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No! God will do what he wishes. He gave me free will. I will not be able to enjoy Paradise knowing that so many who have accepted Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour are burning in eternal hellfire, due to bible translations.

What you will or will not be able to enjoy doesn't trump God's Word. When His will is done, you are supposed to delight and rejoice, even if seems horrifically unfair by fallible human standards, as explained here. Here's what Jesus said about people who worship Him, but in the wrong way:

Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[pdblouin33]

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Are you trying to suggest God doesn't know what He's doing?

No! God will do what he wishes. He gave me free will. I will not be able to enjoy Paradise knowing that so many who have accepted Jesus as their personal Lord and Saviour are burning in eternal hellfire, due to bible translations.

People who don't accept Jesus can burn in hell forever, for all I care. I hope my parents burn in hell even longer!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I pray for temporary hellfire of those who praised God though errant translations. They did not receive an A+ in praising God, but a D- doesn't warrant eternal hellfire. It warrants a slap on the wrist.

Can you back that up with Scripture?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Of course there is a difference, I pray for those who cannot understand this difference! Those who are fooled into reading other translations of the Bible. I do not "feel" the need to specify, since I read the only true version, KJV1611.

I pray for temporary hellfire of those who praised God though errant translations. They did not receive an A+ in praising God, but a D- doesn't warrant eternal hellfire. It warrants a slap on the wrist.

Are you trying to suggest God doesn't know what He's doing?

[pdblouin33]

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Then you are praying for something that is not going to happen:

You risk your immortal soul by not using the correct version of the Bible. Yes, there IS a difference.

Of course there is a difference, I pray for those who cannot understand this difference! Those who are fooled into reading other translations of the Bible. I do not "feel" the need to specify, since I read the only true version, KJV1611.

I pray for temporary hellfire of those who praised God though errant translations. They did not receive an A+ in praising God, but a D- doesn't warrant eternal hellfire. It warrants a slap on the wrist.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I pray that hellfire is only temporary for them.

Then you are praying for something that is not going to happen:

Matthew 25:46: And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Luke 16:26: And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that [would come] from thence.

Rev. 14:11: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Now please stop evading questions about God's Word and start reading it.

[pdblouin33]

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Patrick: What foul things have you done to get youself banned on your first post?

Are you a queer or something?

No - the application process was flawed. Lord Jesus was testing me, I believe. I was insta-banned the very moment I created my account. I don't know how this happened. I had never posted.

Do not insult me or my previous sexual orientations. My parents were Atheists and I, of course, became a queer (as all babies born of Atheist parents become).

I managed to escape before they, being Atheists, ate me. I found God in a back alley when I was 5 years old and He cured me. He took the form of a vagrant, and chose to rape me to show me the true nature of the same-sex lusts I desired.

He will now accept me into the kingdom of heaven, as I have repented and given myself to Jesus (not in a queer way, though, just a Saviour-Mortal relationship).

[landoverlover]

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What do you mean? King James Bible? I have a Bible, that is all.

Do you say Bourbon, or Bourbon Whiskey?

I do not feel the need to specify which Bible - there is the inerrant word of God, and then there are other pseudo-bibles that are just translation-paths towards eternal hellfire.

I pray for those who cannot understand this - pray for God to give them mercy.
(At least they try to glorify Him, they just happen to fail.)

I pray that hellfire is only temporary for them.

Coming from Canuckistan as you do, you've got an uphill battle. You seem to have a great deal of time on your hands to worry about trivialities like the word 'colonel.' Just a suggestion - your time might be better spent READING THE HOLY WORD OF GOD. You say you don't 'feel' the need to specify which Bible you use. Son, God doesn't care how you 'feel'. You risk your immortal soul by not using the correct version of the Bible. Yes, there IS a difference.

[pdblouin33]

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What do you mean? King James Bible? I have a Bible, that is all.

Do you say Bourbon, or Bourbon Whiskey?

I do not feel the need to specify which Bible - there is the inerrant word of God, and then there are other pseudo-bibles that are just translation-paths towards eternal hellfire.

I pray for those who cannot understand this - pray for God to give them mercy.
(At least they try to glorify Him, they just happen to fail.)

I pray that hellfire is only temporary for them.

[HTannor]

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Patrick: What foul things have you done to get youself banned on your first post?

Are you a queer or something?

[Lisa H]

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Hello,

My name is Patrick and I was recently drawn to your wonderful organization through a miracle - an intervention.

I was simply searching for the answer to why, in the English language, "Colonel" is pronounced "Kernel". None of the answers satisfied me. After thorough searching I came across your forums. A forum post must have mentioned something pertaining to my question.

I now have a satisfactory answer - Lord Jesus must have corrupted that word, knowing it would eventually lead me to these forums so that I could glorify our Lord.

I was born and raised in Northern Canada.

The cold of the winters have numbed the faith of many over here. I hope that, through Jesus, I can revive their faith. If I fail, the heat of eternal hellfire will surely comfort them somewhat.

Welcome Patrick. I am glad you found your answer. Do you have a copy of the King James Bible and read it everyday.

[pdblouin33]

Hello,

My name is Patrick and I was recently drawn to your wonderful organization through a miracle - an intervention.

I was simply searching for the answer to why, in the English language, "Colonel" is pronounced "Kernel". None of the answers satisfied me. After thorough searching I came across your forums. A forum post must have mentioned something pertaining to my question.

I now have a satisfactory answer - Lord Jesus must have corrupted that word, knowing it would eventually lead me to these forums so that I could glorify our Lord.

I was born and raised in Northern Canada.

The cold of the winters have numbed the faith of many over here. I hope that, through Jesus, I can revive their faith. If I fail, the heat of eternal hellfire will surely comfort them somewhat.