[Lisa H]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Rev Rod (can "just I" call you that ? It brings forth a pleasant vision in my mind)
exactamundo ----> Bruce does need reminding, now. {Be back in a minute to chat with the babes, OK?}
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Okay, whew, worked up a sweat on that one.
SHUT UP YOUR CRYING, YOU PANSY THEATER MAJOR!!! I AM ON THE INTERNET WITH MY NEW CHURCH FRIENDS ...
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Where was I? oh, um ah, Hi, Lisa H.
Nice of you to notice.
I mean, I'm sure that my pic stirs some urge in you to ask questions.
The slight "effect" was partially cause Mom made me a gift last Christmas, and you know a guy has to do what Mom says sometimes, and well the "gift" did help my nipple sensitivity issues.
And Moms', they like to knit ... you know?

So are you a real blond?

{Lycia T. R.: "penetrating him with Jesus's love", I like that imagery, re-enactment time will be fun tonight.}

Butch I am always like to get to know new members of this forum. I am a glad you wear the clothes your mother knits for you. Yes I am a blonde, why would you ask such a question.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Mr. Dickerson, please forgive me for taking so long to welcome you to the forum.

It is so nice to see a good Christian man like yourself trying to fill your sodomite roommate with the Word of God. With your loving methods (in the Christian sense, of course), I am sure you will be successful in penetrating him with Jesus's love and filling him with repentance very soon.

Praise the Lord, that's the sort of supportive Christian commentary Butch needs, not these accusations and innuendoes!

Maybe, if we are lucky, he can videotape Bruce finally being filled to the brim with the Love of Jesus!

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.
Have you properly reminded him lately?

Rev Rod (can "just I" call you that ? It brings forth a pleasant vision in my mind)
exactamundo ----> Bruce does need reminding, now. {Be back in a minute to chat with the babes, OK?}
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Okay, whew, worked up a sweat on that one.
SHUT UP YOUR CRYING, YOU PANSY THEATER MAJOR!!! I AM ON THE INTERNET WITH MY NEW CHURCH FRIENDS ...
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Where was I? oh, um ah, Hi, Lisa H.
Nice of you to notice.
I mean, I'm sure that my pic stirs some urge in you to ask questions.
The slight "effect" was partially cause Mom made me a gift last Christmas, and you know a guy has to do what Mom says sometimes, and well the "gift" did help my nipple sensitivity issues.
And Moms', they like to knit ... you know?

So are you a real blond?

{Lycia T. R.: "penetrating him with Jesus's love", I like that imagery, re-enactment time will be fun tonight.}

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Mr. Dickerson, please forgive me for taking so long to welcome you to the forum.

It is so nice to see a good Christian man like yourself trying to fill your sodomite roommate with the Word of God. With your loving methods (in the Christian sense, of course), I am sure you will be successful in penetrating him with Jesus's love and filling him with repentance very soon.

[Lisa H]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.

Have you properly reminded him lately?

Sister, I asked him about his tan lines days ago, in this very thread . . . And he gave a detailed explanation.

Rev. M. Rodimer I just had a look at his answer and I might suggest something is a bit odd. Tan lines like that happen to women who have been sun bathing in a bikini.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I mean, the angrier I get, the more Bruce looses.
So some of these guys must be sadistic, huh?

Maybe they want you to be sure Bruce is adequately reminded that his homosexuality is sinful.

Have you properly reminded him lately?

Butch, I know you are protesting about not being gay. Could you please explain these tan lines.

Sister, I asked him about his tan lines days ago, in this very thread . . . And he gave a detailed explanation.

[Lisa H]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Butch, I know you are protesting about not being gay. Could you please explain these tan lines.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Butch ... I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing ...

I have heard that whole "feel comfortable in your own skin" lecture before. um ,uh, The counselors told me that stuff in therapy when I was 14 years old. Just because I really, really liked that Silence Of The lambs movie (and especially that Buffalo Bill Gumb with the uber-cool green night vision glasses) ... and they even took away all the penpal letters I wrote to Ed Gein .
OK, Ok, I get it "no skin but your own skin" is exactly what fricken' society expects.

Geez, its like fricken' vivisection and fashion design isn't even legal for a young man to consider as a career anymore.

No matter. Not a big deal. I am not gay cause They talk with a lisp and wiggle their hips.
Not me dude. Hips are straight without wiggles when I strut my stuff , lateral to my firm muscular glutes , and angled proportionately below my six-pac abs!

Rev Rodimer: what is with some of these fairy-like "questions" the other guys keep asking ? I can understand that my good looks certainly do incite an envious appeal, and of course will promote some competition in the puffy older guys here.
When it comes to us vying for Baptchick vessels of our seed, hey all's fair in love and war ... but why can't others understand me as well as you and some of the other Pastors do?
I mean, the angrier I get, the more Bruce looses.
So some of these guys must be sadistic, huh?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Butch, I have seen a lot of young men protesting that they were 'not gay' in my ministry, but few who protest as much as you. I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing, if you will accept that Satan is giving you these feelings but that there is help out there for you in Christ Jesus.

Alex, I believe we have solidly determined that Butch is absolutely Not Gay. Even Bobby-Joe has personally tested Butch's resolve, and found him to be steadfast, solid as a rock, and every inch as Not Gay as Bobby-Joe himself.

Is it possible, being an Ex-Gay yourself, that you might be projecting just a tad?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Butch, I have seen a lot of young men protesting that they were 'not gay' in my ministry, but few who protest as much as you. I think you will feel a great deal more comfortable in your own skin, no longer trying to prove something with all that macho posturing, if you will accept that Satan is giving you these feelings but that there is help out there for you in Christ Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Butch, have you seen "Sliver" yet?

Has Bruce been pulling any similar stunts, trying to video tape you in the shower or changing your clothes?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ummm, Hello

I think you might want to watch "Sliver" alone, lest it give Bruce any ideas.

We don't want you to turn up on www.butchdickerson.com, do we?

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Ummm, Hello

Rev Rodimer: Thanks for watching my back, new friend.
{note to any accusing Judas's , I said watching NOT washing.}

I feel better now. Bruce does not.
I think he chipped a tooth.
I needed to get part of it out of my knuckle with a tweezers.

James Dewitt:
May I take a moment to explain the essentials my getting a good looking buffed-bod along with me being a faithful NON-GAY follower of Christ?
As a single guy , my faith doesn't always shine so bright in the hot beachfront sun. That's because I am still young.
Single dudes need an attractant to stimulate the corneal contact response in the ovulating females. So, besides the initial blast of my musculature, what's a good Christian babe gonna notice next ? My perfect pecs crowned by perfectly shaped male nipples. Duh. What an interesting thing that I hope we (her and I ) have in common!
Beautiful, pert, perfectly pill-shaped peaks!
Christian people with sculptured bodies have a lot in common, and they also find it easy to engage in friendly conversion (and have a smooth mutual introductory gaze).
I hope that my next Christian female encounter has hyper-sensitive nipples too (and I sincerely hope they do NOT have a weird pyramid shape that seriously turns me off).

"Buffing the bod" and prepping your urges to fight the End-Time battle is the most noble thing I have aspired to. I have prayed (volunteered) to Jesus to leave me behind at the Rapture so I can willingly bathe in the gore that will Apocalypticly follow.
I will do battle lookin' so good!
{Just like those Greek warriors in the 300 Spartan movies: kicken' ass, sweatin' at Hells gates, oiling up the abs, carving up the Muslim invaders like turkeys at Moms' Thanksgiving dinners. Glory BE!}

When I go to Heaven, I want to have some interesting conversation with the prophets. How do you think I will look if I ask about Ezekiels' Wheels? "Bitchin wheels Zeke" I say.
His reply: "Uh, nice halo, uh, Butch".
(He must have to say that everybody)
Not me. He will say "Butch, uber-cool pecs. Luv the nips dude! What's your workout routine?"

Finally, James - maybe you need a good exercise plan. Got a bench?

(PM: Rev Rodimer, Bruce got a movie last night called "The Color Purple".
It looks like it will have more shuffling coons than a Tarzan movie. I will send him back to get the "Sliver" flick you mentioned.)

[James Dewitt]

Re: Ummm, Hello

See, James? I told you he was Not Gay.


The last thing you want is a shaky-handed, blindfolded homo coming at you with a razor!

I sure hope he wasn't shaving anything lower than your chest, at least. He wasn't, right? He could have cut off your ability to produce Soldiers for Christ!

Remember, homosexuals want to have sex with real men because they are jealous. They know that they aren't real men themselves. They want a real man to make them "complete", in one of two ways . . . through being taken by the real man, or by conquering and taking the real man himself.

When a real man like you continues to spurn a homosexual's advances, he may become violent and try to injure or rape you. Remember the homosexual's favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you, Butch?"

Be careful with that Bruce. Homosexuals are devious deviants, and he will probably be trying to find ways to get his hands on your taut, muscled body, or at least watch you all the time and lust after you.

Ever seen the movie "Sliver"?

Oh I hear ya Rev, ever see the movie Pulp Fiction? Makes you wonder Zed.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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See, James? I told you he was Not Gay.

(PM: Rev. Rodimer- I tried blindfolding Bruce do some of the "shaving" (to give me more time to soap-up with Axe samples), but his hands shook too much.

The last thing you want is a shaky-handed, blindfolded homo coming at you with a razor!

I sure hope he wasn't shaving anything lower than your chest, at least. He wasn't, right? He could have cut off your ability to produce Soldiers for Christ!

Remember, homosexuals want to have sex with real men because they are jealous. They know that they aren't real men themselves. They want a real man to make them "complete", in one of two ways . . . through being taken by the real man, or by conquering and taking the real man himself.

When a real man like you continues to spurn a homosexual's advances, he may become violent and try to injure or rape you. Remember the homosexual's favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you, Butch?"

Be careful with that Bruce. Homosexuals are devious deviants, and he will probably be trying to find ways to get his hands on your taut, muscled body, or at least watch you all the time and lust after you.

Ever seen the movie "Sliver"?