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  • GaryOak
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Hello

    My name is Gary Oak, from Pallet Town.
    I drive around in a RED CONVERTIBLE CAR and have a TEAM OF CHEERLEADERS rooting for me ALL THE TIME. I guess you could say I'm a pretty cool guy.
    Smell ya later!
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    • David Micheal
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 207
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by GaryOak View Post
      My name is Gary Oak, from Pallet Town.
      I drive around in a RED CONVERTIBLE CAR and have a TEAM OF CHEERLEADERS rooting for me ALL THE TIME. I guess you could say I'm a pretty cool guy.
      Smell ya later!
      Begone, you Satanic Asian creation.

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        • GaryOak
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2010
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Hello

          I don't know what you're talking about.
          Are you challenging me?

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by GaryOak View Post
              I don't know what you're talking about.
              Are you challenging me?
              I'm pretty sure he is. And calling you a raging sodomite rapist, I believe.

              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by GaryOak View Post
                  My name is Gary Oak, from Pallet Town.
                  I drive around in a RED CONVERTIBLE CAR and have a TEAM OF CHEERLEADERS rooting for me ALL THE TIME. I guess you could say I'm a pretty cool guy.
                  Smell ya later!
                  So what happens after your wake up
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      @ Gary Oak

                      When you are done crying, I have a question for you: you come across as a homosexual; is that intentional?
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by louisep887
                          Hello !
                          I am also a new member. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guy !
                          Start your own introduction thread.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by GaryOak View Post
                              I don't know what you're talking about.
                              Are you challenging me?
                              No, I'm banning you.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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