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  • atheist lover
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

    Hi dere! I'm a god laving christan, and i lavvve god!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

    Originally posted by atheist lover View Post
    Hi dere! I'm a god laving christan, and i lavvve god!
    Hello.
    I may not be an expert, but you appear to have a computer malfunction.
    Something seems to be wrong with your Keyboard.

    Now, tell me, why do you love atheists?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • atheist lover
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

      Oh dear I'm terribly sorry, it would appear that my keyboard accidentally flew up and hit my head repeatedly, spelling out the above message. I formally apologies and retract my comments about 'lavvving god'.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

        I think he's a dyslexic Mexican trying to say he washes (lavado) dogs for a living.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

          What God forsaken language is that?

          Welcome, my ill-educated friend, tell me what is your favorite thing about baby Jesus?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            I think he's a dyslexic Mexican trying to say he washes (lavado) dogs for a living.
            As if the Lord didn't hate him enough for being an atheist, he also makes him Mexican AND Dyslexic too!

            I shall Pray for him.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • atheist lover
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2010
              • 4

              #7
              Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

              My favourite thing about baby Jesus is his eyes. They really portray the meaning of god.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Top of da mornin ta Ya'll!

                Originally posted by atheist lover View Post
                My favourite thing about baby Jesus is his eyes. They really portray the meaning of god.
                PROOF if ever was needed that Prayers work

                GLORY!!!

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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