George, I'm concerned as well.
If you were able to read at the age of two, you must have been a prodigy of some sort. Most children don't understand the concept of written language until age 3 or 4, and can't read fluently until ages 5-7. In fact, the average two year old has only a spoken vocabulary of about 2,000 words, and is not capable of understanding complex concepts such as those expressed in the Bible.
You claim that at age 2, you were able not only to read, but to read and comprehend Early Modern English. This, I believe, would put you on par with the development of Jesus Himself, who shocked his contemporaries by debating Scriptures at the Temple . . . and even He was twelve!
Luke 2
42 And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
44 But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day's journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45 And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
46 And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
47 And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.
42 And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast.
43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it.
44 But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day's journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance.
45 And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
46 And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions.
47 And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers.
Why are you lying to us? If you were really raised Catholic, it's possible to repent. But telling us that a Baptist church would baptize an infant is like telling us that a Catholic priest would fail to notice the firm, rounded bottom of a kneeling altar boy.

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