[Cranky Old Man]

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No, I have no illness that needs to be cured or any deficiency. I would read the bible maybe for a story or two but not to believe in every single word and live as if it were truth.

Then how exactly would you determine which parts to believe and which parts to ignore?

[tankster720]

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No, I have no illness that needs to be cured or any deficiency. I would read the bible maybe for a story or two but not to believe in every single word and live as if it were truth.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Scripture this, verse that, explaining things with a 2000 year old corrupt book created by man isn't proof of anything or as to why I appear so angry when really I'm annoyed by extremists which in a sense is a little like anger.

Your confession there is at least a start to curing you.

Now read the Bible and feel the veil of ignorance lifting, allowing the Lord to dispel and dissipate your anger young man/lady.


YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

[tankster720]

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Scripture this, verse that, explaining things with a 2000 year old corrupt book created by man isn't proof of anything or as to why I appear so angry when really I'm annoyed by extremists which in a sense is a little like anger.

[BelieverInGod]

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Yeah, I'm totally angry about this. These demons are getting ridiculous, and they're pouring out of my fingers onto this web-page....catching the sarcasm?

Well yes, demons don't pour out of your fingers, why would they leave you when they seem to have found such a comfy home.

I'm by no means angry, oh and demons making me supposedly "angry" can make me angry?

Yes, being infested with demons can make you angry, can make you have seizures, and do all sorts of things

Luke 7:21-23 And in that same hour he cured many of their infirmities and plagues, and of evil spirits; and unto many that were blind he gave sight.Then Jesus answering said unto them, Go your way, and tell John what things ye have seen and heard; how that the blind see, the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, to the poor the gospel is preached. And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.

Acts 19:12-16 So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them. Then certain of the vagabond Jews, exorcists, took upon them to call over them which had evil spirits the name of the LORD Jesus, saying, We adjure you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth. And there were seven sons of one Sceva, a Jew, and chief of the priests, which did so. And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye? And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.

Really surprising satan can only trick me. And no I didn't say satan made you do anything, I'm saying that people can blame these demons and get away with things normally nobody gets away with.

Those people would be false christians, because the Bible does not say that we can do whatever we want and get away with it. In fact it says quite the opposite.

1st John 3:6-9 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him. Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous. He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

And I really dont think jesus can heal me, because I'm not wounded or need healing. I get plenty of warm fuzzy feelings from what you guys call sinful activities.

**sigh** Your soul is wounded, that's why you are so angry (don't tell me you're not, it spews across the net). In fact I'm pretty sure if you could punch someone through TCP/IP I would have a black eye at the moment.

Sinning will get you nowhere, sure it makes you feel good for a bit, but then you have to go back for more, then more, then even more. You're addicted to sinning!

[tankster720]

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Yeah, I'm totally angry about this. These demons are getting ridiculous, and they're pouring out of my fingers onto this web-page....catching the sarcasm? I'm by no means angry, oh and demons making me supposedly "angry" can make me angry? Really surprising satan can only trick me. And no I didn't say satan made you do anything, I'm saying that people can blame these demons and get away with things normally nobody gets away with. And I really dont think jesus can heal me, because I'm not wounded or need healing. I get plenty of warm fuzzy feelings from what you guys call sinful activities.

[BelieverInGod]

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Because people are disgusting and can twist any word and situation around to make their ways seem the only way to do things. Satan made me do this, satan made me do that, I could blame this so called "satan" on every bad deed in my life and of course it could be a lie and I could get away with it as long as I ask jesus for forgiveness. Just imagine how much sh*t you can get away with the simple fact that humans are greedy, filthy, and willing to do a lot of things to get there own way.

Uh..... I have never said "Satan made me do anything", in fact I can't remember one True Christian on here ever saying that. Satan doesn't have the power to make you do things, he just tricks you.

As for asking Jesus for forgiveness, do you really think it's that easy? Do you think you can do whatever you want and Jesus will forgive you? No, you have to truly repent of your sins, be baptized and SIN NO MORE!

I'm sorry that the demons you are infested with are making you so angry. Jesus can heal you. You have not felt love until you feel Jesus in your life, it's the warmest feeling you could ever imagine.

[tankster720]

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Because people are disgusting and can twist any word and situation around to make their ways seem the only way to do things. Satan made me do this, satan made me do that, I could blame this so called "satan" on every bad deed in my life and of course it could be a lie and I could get away with it as long as I ask jesus for forgiveness. Just imagine how much sh*t you can get away with the simple fact that humans are greedy, filthy, and willing to do a lot of things to get there own way.

[BelieverInGod]

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I dont fear any sort of god, demon, frog, slut, pokemon, or anything of the matter and I apologize for metaphorically spitting in your face but I must tell you, I dont actually feel bad about it.

Yet you felt so angry about this you had to join our forum to tell us this? I don't like trekkies, but I don't go on their boards to tell them how stupid they are.

No, I only join boards that are about subjects I actually feel passionate about. So tell me, why do you hate Jesus so much you must attack his followers?

[tankster720]

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I dont fear any sort of god, demon, frog, slut, pokemon, or anything of the matter and I apologize for metaphorically spitting in your face but I must tell you, I dont actually feel bad about it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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There's more than just those true christian type things you keep referring to on this site

Yes, but everything else is sin and abomination. Only True Christianity(tm) can keep you out of Hell. Everything else is damnation and ruin. How will you get into Heaven if you don't repent of your filthy sins? You will stand before God on judgment day and have to answer for your persecution of True Christians(tm). When you say you don't believe in Jesus, that is like spitting in our faces. How dare you disagree with such Godly people!

[tankster720]

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There's more than just those true christian type things you keep referring to on this site

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Alright alright, calm down, I guess my inerpretations I'm looking for are "opinions". So therefore I correct my statement and say that I'm looking for "opinions" about the bible and god. Dont take offense to what I'm looking for on this site, the opinions and interpretations are located in the content of this site, whether you care to notice or not, there are opposing views and supporting views on here. I'm looking at both sides.

There is only one Truth and that is God. He allows us to KNOW this Truth by His inerrant Word.

That is not mere opinion. It is a joyous FACT!

I challenge you to find ANY of the True Christians™ on here disputing this fact.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.

[tankster720]

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Alright alright, calm down, I guess my inerpretations I'm looking for are "opinions". So therefore I correct my statement and say that I'm looking for "opinions" about the bible and god. Dont take offense to what I'm looking for on this site, the opinions and interpretations are located in the content of this site, whether you care to notice or not, there are opposing views and supporting views on here. I'm looking at both sides.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Nope, nobody to blame but myself for my own mistakes. And I'm not here to harass people, well it might happen if I am provoked but in all I want to know from a social standpoint what the bible says, because there are so many ways to interpret and this site is a melting pot for those interpretations so, therefore I can get the right idea of what it's trying to say, I'll get to reading it eventually

Hardly Sir,

You will find no private interpretation of God's Word on here as the Bible strictly forbids it! A quick read of 2 Peter 1 shows this. The Word of God and the understanding of it are revealed by the Holy Spirit:I Corinthians 2:6-16. Any understanding of God must agree in all points with the Bible: 2 Peter 3:16 otherwise an idea or "interpretation" is nothing more than an opinion and frankly, God cares nothing about our mere human opinions.

We here at LBC follow the word of God TO THE LETTER. The KJV1611 is not some mamby pamby Bible per-version. It is the ONLY Bible to have been proven to be THE Word of God and as such, your comment of "this site is a melting pot for those interpretations so.." is completely unfounded.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.