:)

[Levi Jones]

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Thank you, Pastor, and all others for your warm welcoming into the community of God.

I once dwelled in all the seven deadliest of sins, but most notably it was lust. Lust for power, lust for blood, lust for cheap chemical adrenaline (I admit I used to buy illegal drugs, shameful stuff), lust for other bodies, and lust for my own. However, I am slowly but surely healing through His holy power. I thank Jesus for finding me, as I found him, and I thank him for dying for our sins. I ask for Jesus' undying love to help me stay strong against temptations of the mortal world, for through the power of worship I can overcome any hardships I may face.

I am doing my best to correct the ways of my girlfriend, a former Hell-bound whore who insisted upon sex before marriage, the shameful harlot. She is learning well, I am very proud of her.

I see we still need to cure you from your touch of papistry. The "seven deadly sins" are a Catholic invention. They appear nowhere in the Bible.

Still, it's nice to see you taking your first steps toward a godly life.

[Lindroos]

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Praise Jesus! Through Him all things are possible!

Please share your testimony with us, friend, that others might benefit. What sins and pervertions have you wallowed in? What are you doing to beg Christ's forgiveness?

Thank you, Pastor, and all others for your warm welcoming into the community of God.

I once dwelled in all the seven deadliest of sins, but most notably it was lust. Lust for power, lust for blood, lust for cheap chemical adrenaline (I admit I used to buy illegal drugs, shameful stuff), lust for other bodies, and lust for my own. However, I am slowly but surely healing through His holy power. I thank Jesus for finding me, as I found him, and I thank him for dying for our sins. I ask for Jesus' undying love to help me stay strong against temptations of the mortal world, for through the power of worship I can overcome any hardships I may face.

I am doing my best to correct the ways of my girlfriend, a former Hell-bound whore who insisted upon sex before marriage, the shameful harlot. She is learning well, I am very proud of her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I formally apologize for all my previous comments. I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine. I accept Jesus as my savior, thank you all for helping me see God's light.

God bless.

Praise Jesus! Through Him all things are possible!

Please share your testimony with us, friend, that others might benefit. What sins and pervertions have you wallowed in? What are you doing to beg Christ's forgiveness?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Praise Jesus!

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Apology accepted, friend.

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

[Cranky Old Man]

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I formally apologize for all my previous comments. I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine. I accept Jesus as my savior, thank you all for helping me see God's light. God bless.

Praise The LORD! Shout glory!

[Lisa H]

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I formally apologize for all my previous comments. I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine. I accept Jesus as my savior, thank you all for helping me see God's light.

God bless.

Nice to see you are correcting your former sinful lifestyle.

[Lindroos]

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I formally apologize for all my previous comments. I have seen the light now after a short time spent in Quarantine. I accept Jesus as my savior, thank you all for helping me see God's light.

God bless.

[Wide-Open]

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It's all getting screencapped.

Kalen, are you sure you want to do this? The DoF does NOT like screencaps.

[Lisa H]

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You're not going to like me.

But I find your stupidity hilarious.

So please, I beg of you, bitch at me. Seriously.

It's all getting screencapped.

Haters gonna hate.

Do it, faggot.

What do expect a faggot to do. You do realize a faggot is a bundle of sticks

[Titus Templeton]

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This is a place of love. Dont you see how stupid you are?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Oh no! Screencaps!?

Seriously though, what happened? Is 4chan down or something, or can you honestly not think of anything better to do?

[Lindroos]

You're not going to like me.

But I find your stupidity hilarious.

So please, I beg of you, bitch at me. Seriously.

It's all getting screencapped.

Haters gonna hate.

Do it, faggot.